"The best white american in the NBA"

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Not counting Kaman bcz he plays for Germany

Poll Results

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David Lee 3
Kevin Love 3
Kirk Hienrich 2
Jason Williams 1
SCALABRINE 1
Luke Walton 1
Mike Dunleavy 0
Jason Kapono 0
Mike Miller 0
Brad Miller 0
Steve Blake 0
Wally Sczcerbiak 0
Other/Write in etc 0


Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

wow. kevin love maybe?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

hi i know like dick all about basketball, but no way is this sczcerbiak

goole, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

you sir are correct

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

a dubious honor

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

why no Birdman

HPSCHD, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

not that he should win

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

maybe he is a bird racist???

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

I think that of all of these players, none has played as well as Brad Miller did at his peak, but I can imagine Love or Lee eventually becoming better than him. They have work to do, though. If we're talking right now, probably Lee but maybe Love.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

smh @ u white america

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

2 busy playing video games and running for elected office to play hoops

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

personally think we should be allowed steve nash adoption rights here - i mean canada whats canada

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

canada? you mean NORTH MINNESOTA?

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

I forgot Birdman! That is 'other' I guess?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

srsly i cant even bring myself to vote in this, too embarrassed of my people

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

can we be allowed a bi-racial exemption

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

weirdly dunleavy is actually the best player here - but hes always injured so

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

no troy murphy no credibility

things that make you go (hmmmm), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

also matt bonner, why do you hate seven foot gingers

things that make you go (hmmmm), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.sporcle.com/games/burningriver/whitenba

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

Thought about Bonner but felt Scalabrine covered the lolginger vote amply.

I wonder if Murphy is actually the right answer, I don't understand this Indiana team at all.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Also forgot: JJ Reddick, Ryan Anderson

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

(thanks JayMC)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol nba ballers run by minorities and immigrants, clearly the most progressive sports league in america. soon as david stern starts letting ladies in, it'll be on.

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

can we be allowed a bi-racial exemption

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 12:44 PM

lol u want 2 vote 4 jason kidd

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

since theres no era specified can we write-in john stockton

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Holy christ, the Pacers have SIX?!

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

can we be allowed a bi-racial exemption

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 16, 2009 12:44 PM

lol u want 2 vote 4 jason kidd

― shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 1:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guilty \(O_O)/

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

see what u have driven me to white america SEE

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

tyler hansbrough vs josh mcroberts

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

utah always seems overly white but i guess its mostly euro

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

why is euro better at basketball than wamerica :/

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

less weedheads

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

kirk, right?

fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

poor eastern euros watching michael jordan, tryina escape milosevic

*ak-47s in background* someday i will be like mike!

*berlin wall falls*

*peja shoots 3s, scores, loses to lakers*

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

lol

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

but srsly the these dues are rough explanation never satisfied me - for one tons of good black american players are from middle class or privileged backgrounds - grant hill was on his way to being an all time great before his injuries and guy is srsly not hood - jason kidd is completely suburban - pau gasol comes form a legit rich family - fn spazface noahs dad is a celebrity ffs

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

kobe ffs fn effete chianti sipper

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

btw chase budinger is lookin like hell be wearin the crown by this time next year

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

poor eastern euros watching michael jordan, tryina escape milosevic

*ak-47s in background* someday i will be like mike!

*berlin wall falls*

*peja shoots 3s, scores, loses to lakers*

― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 1:47 PM

ahaha fuck

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

otm, amazing

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

btw serbians are the tallest people in the world, ive heard this

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

a serious answer: mebbe post stockton and bird era, basketball has been ghettoized in the minds of white kids that b-ball is a "black sport" and choose to focus their sports energy on ones that are more 'roid intenstive?

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, it seems to me that there are still plenty of white guys playing in college ball.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

gotta fill out those mid majors somehow

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

larry bird made a deal with the devil to take up all caucasian talent for the next 50 years

max, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

knicks should start clearing out cap space for him

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

the 50 years after bird white hope, they will call him

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

when he suffers injuries to end career it'll be like

ny post: bird curse breaker breaks curs-ed bones, <3s in skiing accident

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

barack obama

quiet and secretively we will always be together (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Looks like Morbius hacked Shasta's account.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

ilhoops is a safe place, don't go invoking the name of that which shall not be said

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

Arcade Fire singer in court-hogging basketball scandal

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

omg, WHEN DID NASH CUT HIS HAIR?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 16, 2007 11:16 AM

I looooooooove Nash

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 1, 2007 4:09 PM

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

:O wiped from my memory

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

11/1/07, never forget

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

o man

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

ilh history, mayne

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

Does Jordan Farmar not count because hes a Jew?

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/nezzoz.jpg

CC Sugbanthia (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

farmar is some sort of latino jew hybrid iirc, also sux at basketball

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090513124444AAN5kQA

CC Sugbanthia (carne asada), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

o yahoo answerpaws

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

jim mcilvane

abby, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

ok i hav some theories 4 u

1. young players come up through two largely racially segregated development systems of which the black one is superior - so by the time they integrate black players have an insurmountable advantage

2. the idea that white guys cant play basketball is so pervasive white guys lose confidence and cant believe in themselves

3. white people are afraid of black people so they cower near the 3pt line

4. white men cant lol jump

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

#2 seems directly influenced by the documentary 'teen wolf' in which the only way a white hoops player can excel is if he has superpowers from being a wolf

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

teen wolfs seem to be the race most adept at basketball, tho the sample size it admittedly small

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

i subscribe 2 all those theories

shartin jort (am0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

</jimmy the greek>

shartin jort (am0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

i like the white people love steroids so much they refuse to play basketball theory. prolly going to vote for lee, but love is coming on fast.

circles, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

ridnour was housing today, career 9 and 5. what say u

unforgivable Jaqness (tremendoid), Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

love this poll for showing that the nba will never short for white guys who hustle

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

kelly tripucka vs. kiki vandeweghe

velko, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

i've pretty much given up on hinrich as an nba player, but i do wonder if his career would have been better had he ever been paired with a normal-sized shooting guard instead of trying to guard 2s and share point duties alongside gordon and duhon.

circles, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

Eff all of you for failing to mention this beautiful man:

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/chris_mullin-arton33547-284x280.jpg

Leee, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

think this is about currently playing white americans

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

Who is Kiki Vandeweghe playing for again? Bobcats?

Leee, Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol pretty much

unforgivable Jaqness (tremendoid), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:42 (fifteen years ago)

kiki coulda made his name pretty gangsta (lil keke) but instead he sounds like someone's wife @ a country club

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

poor eastern euros watching michael jordan, tryina escape milosevic

*ak-47s in background* someday i will be like mike!

*berlin wall falls*

*peja shoots 3s, scores, loses to lakers*

― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 1:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao best post

farting irl (cankles), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

i just wanna point out that canada is in NORTH america

farting irl (cankles), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

tho technically i think nash was born in sooth ifrica - so really he's an african ballplayer just like mutombo or paul pierce

farting irl (cankles), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

the playas in the poll options should form the nu washington generals during the offseason

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

i was surprised to see jwill playing again, somehow missed his comeback from lolretirement

shartin jort (am0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

PG: JWill, Blake
SG: Ryan Anderson, Redick
SF: Dunleavy, ???
PF: Love, Murphy (Birdman?)
C: Pryzbilla, Lee

Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

Spencer Hawes on the rise y'all

the embodiment of "My dick is where? This is too rich." (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

PG: JWill, Blake, Hinrich
SG: Redick, Mike Miller, Korver
SF: Dunleavy, Budinger, Kapono
PF: Love, Murphy, Ryan Anderson
C: Lee, Kaman, Pryzbilla

D-League: Hansborough, Spencer Hawes
Assistant Coaches: Adam Morrison, Matt Bonner, Luke Ridnour, Brad Miller
Shooting Coach: Rick Barry
Big Man Coach: Mark Eaton
Head Coach: Scott Skiles
General Manager: Steve Kerr
Team President: Larry Bird
Commentators: Bill and Luke Walton

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Owner: The White Man

standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Thursday, 17 December 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 18 December 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

yeah Spencer Hawes is nice - I might take him over the big prz

囧 (dyao), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago)


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