KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

Kahn vs. Webber is a thing of gentle beauty. http://youbeenblinded.com/do-not-put-chris-webber-and-darko-milicic-in-the-same-sentence/7911

Hilarious.

I haven't even gotten to that part yet and I'm already enjoying his discussion of how he brought breakfast and lunch to the Wolves.

long overdue, this guy definitely deserves his own thread. easily the worst gm in the league.

yeah polyphonic, i love the implication that improving facilities is as important as winning games. also, angry cwebb badger face is amazing!

Nothing this team does makes any sense.

hahaha y'all are just visiting, i have to live in kahn's world!

delonte west! telfair! (again!) but not for long! i'm sure we still have at least 2 or 3 more o_O moves left in us! GO WOLVES!

the best thing i heard about kahn was friend of mine who said, when you see him in interviews and stuff, he seems like a character in a christopher guest movie

@canishoopus Delonte is an immature kid who had too much sex with Gloria James and has told me he won’t have sex with my mother, and I trust him. #kahn

guys....darko is the highest paid player on the twolves this year. this is.....ugh, i dont even know

KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

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currently having a blast with that kaaaaaaahnn button and nas's "got ur self a gun" which is playing on my last.fm station

i hope you got ur self a KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

The time for talk is over
Okay, not quite. Right after this long-winded letter. Because we do have a lot of good things to talk about.
Fourteen months ago we laid out a plan: First, we would become a running team that plays an exciting un-tempo style of basketball. Second, we would get younger in order to build a team that could improve together and compete for a number of years. Third, we would instill a culture of hard work throughout our organization. Fourth, transparency. We'll always let you know exactly what's going on, occasionally via long-winded letters.
That was our plan over a year ago and it hasn't changed one iota. In the off-season we added young, athletic wing players Wesley Johnson(notes), Martell Webster(notes) and Lazar Hayward(notes). They join Jonny Flynn(notes), Corey Brewer(notes) and Wayne Ellington(notes) as guys who can get up and down the floor quickly and shoot the ball from the perimeter. We re-signed Darko Milicic(notes) and added Nikola Pekovic(notes), giving us two more up-tempo big men to run with one of the best outlet passers in the game, Kevin Love. We took advantage of our cap room to acquire a potential star in Michael Beasley(notes), who was the number one prospect in his high school class of 2007 and averaged 26 points and 12 rebounds in his one college season. And finally, we added Luke Ridnour(notes), a push-the-pace player who becomes the team's elder statesman at the age of 29.
We now have more shooting, athleticism and depth at every position, which will make us a better team this season. So will we challenge for the NBA championship this year?
Not likely.
Ouch. This honesty thing is a bit painful. But the reality is, we still need that one dominant player.
It's possible that that player could already be on our roster. We have eight guys who were selected in the top seven picks of their respective drafts, and the average age of those players is 22. So the potential is there for someone to emerge. But in case that doesn't happen, we'll continue to manage our salary cap so that we have the flexibility to make that one move that can change a franchise.
We are confident, however, that this team will be exciting to watch. For the first time in years Wolves fans are going to feel like they're missing out if they aren't in the arena. So in addition to player development we're working hard on fan development, starting with variable pricing and Flex Pack ticket packages that let you pick the games and seats that you want. The bottom line for fans is: We're making it easier than ever for you to be part of our turnaround.
There's been a lot of talk this off-season. The naysayers certainly have been vocal. And while we can understand a certain amount of skepticism, we know we've turned the corner. And we're anxious to get after that first tipped ball so we can start to prove it.
Enough talk. It's time to play.
Oh, wait. We forgot to talk about Rubio.
Next time.

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an exciting un-tempo style of basketball

Can you imagine how life-affirming it'd be if this team won 50 games? :((( Really the more into-the-NBA I get the closer I come to full-on TWolves fandom.

we all float down here

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sup y'all