CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

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article about the celtics settlers of catan crew

https://www.celticsblog.com/celtics-features-profiles/135847/celtics-team-plane-hugo-gonzalez-payton-pritchard

That's an amazing story

mazulla has a hold on this team that should be considered

Derrick admits that he doesn’t think we landed on the moon 🌖 ❌

“I don’t think we did… I’m a non-moon landing guy.” pic.twitter.com/HU5yHBl9vy

— White Noise Podcast w/Derrick White (@whitenoisepod_) March 23, 2026

oh man

derrick white redpill turn, nooooooo

The moon is a terrible environment for b-ball.

Didn't Derrick see Space Jam? What more evidence does he need anyway?

spent all those years at multiple universities and still didnt learn a damn thing, all that forehead and no brains

"we probably did, but I don't think we did" <-- meaty case study right here of the psychology of conspiracy theories

i love him so much that i'm gonna give him a very generous benefit of the doubt that he's mostly just being cheeky and doesn't believe this stuff. I mean, he probably does, but I don't think he does

lmao

“I am the Catan hater,” Gonzalez said emphatically, sitting at his locker on Sunday night. “I am the Catan hater.”

not believing in the moon is a pretty good conspiracy theory as far as they go because its not about the jews

i do think derrick is mostly joshing/creating content there fwiw, i dont want to know what mazzulla thinks about anything tho hes fucked in the head

catan is basically monopoly at this point, anyone who knows ball moved past it decades ago

I remember the connect four craze of a decade ago

How is it that we look better against a fully stacked OKC lineup than vs Memphis with their entire team injured?

sometimes its like that, gg tonight

heh https://bsky.app/profile/mrbuckbucknba.bsky.social/post/3mhwofzajxs2w

jaylen play at 6:02 was so good immediate spin baseline on the catch then dunking off two on the whole team they were not expecting that four guys in the paint all too late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKIj9MvI-w

i'm very into white and garza acting as jaylen's offensive line at 2:10

yeah thats crazy coordination

Garza has been throwing football blocks all season, usually for PP.

cant believe neither scal or drew took pritchard as their step up guy huge mistake this game had pritchard written all over it

JT is gonna need to hit some shots in the 2nd half if they want to win.

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couple nice short handed wins for thee celtics

celtics 50 wins in 5 straight seasons

brad's managed the trick of keeping the right kind of roster around the jays while not painting himself into a corner under the multi-apron rules. he's a hella hoop-smart guy, like presti.

yeah brad is generally managing the heck out of the celtics for sure, crazy thing is when ainge left word was presti wanted the job but they went with brad instead

brad was already inside the fold

yup

they also have mike zarren who's been there the whole time, is hugely respected on cap management stuff, and could easily be a GM himself

local guy, north shore, lifer

i knew he was local but didn't know he was a north shore guy too! swampscott, there's a good north shore town.

yeah i worked with a guy who was childhood friends with him, he wasnt really into sports tho lol

flip flopping the jays on b2bs jaylen plays tonight v hometown hawks while jayson sits, win tonight and theyll go 4-1 over a tough five game stretch while only having all their guys for one game

btw last night was tatums first game of the season as their high scorer so congrats to him

guy is in his first month back from catastrophic injury and he returned faster than almost anyone ever fn crazy

Jayson Tatum is the Eastern Conference Player of the Week.

Tatum helped the Celtics go 3-0 while averaging 25.7 points, 9.7 rebounds, and 6.7 assists.

he really tore them up last night

he was bossing the game

I asked Joe Mazzulla what winning COTY would mean to him.

"I think it's a stupid award. They shouldn't have it. It's more about the players. It's more about the work that the staff puts in. It's that simple, and I don't ever want to be asked or talk about it again."

he really tore them up last night

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, March 30, 2026 12:44 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

word choice….

charles basseys hair is crazy does he not have friends

celtics sleepwalking tonight especially jaylen

Might not be fully recovered from his injury.

derrick the problem solver white

https://bsky.app/profile/danielleceltics.bsky.social/post/3mihy3mtdtk2q

garza moving without the ball and getting a very nice thank you gift from tatum

https://bsky.app/profile/danielleceltics.bsky.social/post/3mihzyxm4p22q

everyone watches jaylen expecting him to abuse herro again, so they forget about pritchard who cuts baseline for a 3

https://bsky.app/profile/danielleceltics.bsky.social/post/3mii36xlkpk2q

ha yeah thats funny not even a double just ball watching

Garza's a brick wall, throwing those football blocks all the time.