CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

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BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

I will trade you two of valanciunas, daron holmes, and zeke nnaji for pritchard and something else after this season

not crazy about any of those guys and pritch is a local legend so its gonna take more to get it done

Time Lord may become available to them again, if they make a reasonable pitch to the Blazers.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, October 13, 2025 7:14 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

timelord sad case of the injuries he was so good, they wouldve whupped the dubs if he had stayed healthy

i’m pretty concerned about what they do next but no one saw white/porzingis/holiday coming, the transactions are rarely obvious this far out.

― call all destroyer, Monday, October 13, 2025 7:15 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah who knows obvs but theyre actually in a better spot than i had initially assumed

they'll win the nba playoffs for sure

exactly

so apparently the celtics media were promised they could use the facility for a pickup game today, but mazzulla informed them at the last minute that they’d actually be playing against the coaches. I saw a clip and the score was 57-4

hahaha

quintessential mazzulla right there

just having fun messing with their heads

that owns, and im sure even tho they got wrecked was a treat for the reporters

noa wrote a very nice piece to that effect https://www.celticsblog.com/articles/122754/joe-mazzulla-celtics-coaches-media-game-53-points

goos stuff haha

lmao the video of jaylen watching

it’s so awesome lol. shout out to the 2 people who scored

wouldve been nice if the celtics figured out the salt and naps cure but glad hes feeling better

“It hit me, and it hit me like a truck,” Porziņģis said. “The breathing wasn’t good. I did everything I could potentially to feel as good as I could, but my engine wasn’t running the way I wanted.”

He scored only 25 total points during a six-game Eastern Conference semifinals loss after averaging more than 19 during the regular season.

Doctors later diagnosed him with postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, he said, more commonly referred to as POTS, an autonomic condition that can dramatically increase a patient’s heart rate when standing up instead of spread horizontal. Handled wrong — or not yet diagnosed — and POTS can lead to extreme exhaustion or dizziness.

Post-diagnosis, Porziņģis and his doctors know how to manage POTS — and it’s without the need for any special medication. A high-salt diet and a more regimented non-basketball resting schedule is a must.

He played with the Latvian national team during Eurobasket this summer without issue. He’s likely to start for Atlanta, displacing the former first-string center, Onyeka Okongwu, a 24-year-old up-and-comer who played his best ball ever to close last season.

https://archive.ph/c1os8#selection-479.81-483.257

Just a thought, but now that Jrue plays for the Blazers, I was wondering if you could maybe let us have Derrick White, too. I promise we'd treat him nicely.

willing to give anfernee simons back

no, that's ok. he's all moved in with you and has already decorated his bedroom.

well you know where he is

hugo

hugo!

Lots of good defensive plays, too bad they can't get it in the hoop.

a rebound or two might be helpful too

excited about hugo. queta still does not look remotely ready for prime time. front court play this season is gonna be an adventure

the celtics have won a game

hauser 12 points, been in the game 3 mins

josh minott is good, this is a guy no one wanted

celtics just wrecked the cavs, good stuff

really don’t get the cavs

weird team def

not sure we're going to get an evan mobley leap

was always dubious of that one just does not look like a guy whos going go out there and dominate

he was just bricking threes in the 4th quarter.....the celtics weren't doing anything particularly well in the stretch i saw and ran away with it easily

c's were scrappy tonite.

yeah good energy

jaylen putting up great number so far in his starring role sure theyll come back to earth hes not going to shoot 47% from three but at least it hasnt been a failure where he looks over matched or whatever

theyre not trying to play through him particularly which is wise imo since hes not a great playmaker just sticking to team ball which is usually best anyway

jaylen going nuts from midrange

Tell him to stop.

gotta let him cook its only fair

jesus christ honestly

mazzulla is antagonizing me with some of these lineups

i haven't been watching much, what is he putting out there?

everyone in every possible combination lol

crunch time tonight was brown white tillman minott and gonzales and guess what they were having trouble scoring

on the bright side we did get to hear ian eagle say "he gets the hugo dunk" as if a hugo dunk is a known thing

feel like a lot of this would be clarified if peyton pritchard wasn't shooting 19% from 3

prob wont last too long

marcus inteligente

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0cuL3W5AtA