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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdtejCR413c&feature=youtu.be
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
makes more sense here: espn's pre-season power rankings.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 October 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!! Lakers three peat season dont sleep
― Aerosol, Monday, 25 October 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
great ad.
lebron's going to have a monster year.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 25 October 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
New York released Patrick Ewing Jr.sadface
― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
quality thread title
almost unspeakably psyched for the season TOMORROW NITE YALL
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)
hell yeah
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
i prefer slamball
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
want new CBA to include "no blood, no foul" rule.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
want new cba to include steph curry to the thunder draft do over, this more than anything is killing me
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)
also thunder to seattle move do over
the world just aint right
is what it is imho
― shecky naw (tremendoid), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
spinning on its axis, coughing up miami heats
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
you'll learn to luv the heat trust me
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
they are the most borningest possible great team
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
existence of butthut joe is gonna be hilarious this season
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
butthurt
feel like butthut could be some sort of business tho
like pizza hut
but for butts
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
buttfet
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
sounds like a nonsensical name for a surf shop in malibu or something
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
i will lol when bosh goes out for the season, and the whole world will lol along w/me, then who will be butthut
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
(you)
nah. they've inspired the most interesting series of instant rivalries in recent memory:
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
heat v. ice cram
ICE CRAM MELTS IN THE HEAT
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)
BURN
LITERALLY
pfft those arent rivalries, all those teams suck, nba sucks, slamball 4 evr
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)
WHEN DOES THE LOCKOUT START
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
the HEAT will begin LOCKING OUT the other NBA FRANCHISES from COMPETITIVE BASKETBALL GAMES this week
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
if thats what u mean
not what i was talking abt
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
o rly?
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
lockout starts 3 minutes after 2010 -- 11 finals.
instead of introducing your world champ 2011 nba heat boys, stern will get on the mic mcmahon style and be like YOURE ALL LOCKED OUT OF THE THUNDER DOME and kevin durant will lead the scab league
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
I think Pat Ewing Jr. should be scab spokesman in honor of his father's, "Sure, we make a lot of money, but we spend a lot, too."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/david-stern.jpg
U DONT HAVE TO GO HOME BUT U CANT STAY HERE PLZ CLEAR THE COURT
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)
All your baseketball are belong to us.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)
an entire year of punching people on yachts
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://raptorsrapture.com/files/2010/02/hedo.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/553/naw.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
heaven needed a ball
― shecky naw (tremendoid), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
i love nba, i bought japanese beer for season opening night but butthut TNT is going with some late game that is NOT phoenix/portland so i will be drinking it thru my tears. also cant really watch opening game because a) we have a commitment and b) dont want to. STILL THOUGH NBA #1 GREAT JOB
― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)
preseason but look at where he jumps from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waGsKNURFps
smh
― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
ha the announcer
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
Alright - so, let's put up some predictions:
MVP - Durant, with Dwight Howard coming in secondDefensive Player of the Year - Dwight Howard6th Man - No idea. Sasha?Most Improved Player - No idea.Eastern Conference Champs - BostonWestern Conference Champs - Lakers, unless Bynum's return is delayed or he gets hurt again. Then, OKC.Champs - Lakers, or, if OKC v. Boston, Boston.
Just don't see the Heat being able to beat the Celtics with the amount of just sheer size they have down low. When Perkins comes back, they'll have 24 fouls to give between him, Davis, Shamrock, and O'neal. Going to make the East pretty damn interesting, what with these two and Orlando.
With the Lakers, its all about health. They've got some good role players, better than last year, I'd argue, but Kobe has to get back into shape after knee surgery, and Bynum needs to just stay healthy once he returns.
Orlando didn't change a thing. Which means they've still got Vinsanity, which doesn't win playoff games. Howard is going to have a beast of a year. From what I've heard and seen, he's been doing a ton of work on his low-post game, which could mean trouble. He still has no ass, though, and will get shoved out of the paint by Shamrock, Davis, Perkins, and any other wide-body they put on him.
OKC is going to be MAD trouble. They are really, really good and young. However, they have no size. Ergo, lots of regular season wins, nowhere in a seven game series.
Chicago will be a dark horse out of the East, and will be much more than that if they can score 'Melo. What they will have to give up for him, however, might be too much. I wouldn't want to give up Noah, and they won't give up Rose, but do they have enough to make the deal work otherwise? Rose-Melo-Noah would be an amazing nucleus for a team.
SO FUCKING STOKED. LAKERS GET THEIR RINGS TONIGHT (I have TOTALLY purchased a $2 raffle ticket to get Ron's, and I will send you all 8x10 glossys if I get it), and BOSTON/HEAT? No work getting done today. NONE!
― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
By the way, I have dedicated myself to dancehall-style chants of "Welcome to SHAMROCK!!!" whenever he dunks this season.
― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
lol. an espn crawl-line says bruce bowen predicts the heat will be 50 -- 32? hm.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
SO BE IT.
bruce bowen, prophet
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
happy this is getting close -- this always happens
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
lebron is cracking me up
kg!!!!!!
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
lol garnett is in game mode on the bench
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
i like how it took ten minutes of him playing maniacally for the west to realize bron was trying to win this
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
triple double for bron!! i'm gonna love when he takes the mvp from kobe
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
there's gotta be an adjustment period in this game where u have to figure out exactly how much defense one is allowed to play
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
imagine if wade was playing instead of joe johnson
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)
it'll be cool if lebron cares this much about the playoffs this year
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
lmao bron motivational montage
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
"the look of concern on carmelo's face"
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
KD
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
assassin
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
sportsguy33 Bill SimmonsThis LeBron performance reminds me of Game 5 of the 2010 Eastern Finals, only the exact opposite with the exact opposite stakes.
^lol
haa
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
love how they said "they will give it to kobe" and durant killed the rally in two possessions
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
lebron fucked up by not touching the ball on the last possession
also how joe johnson is in the game
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
it's too bad that kobe couldn't have thrown up a classic 1-6 shooting in the fourth quarter tonight but oh well
it goes without saying, but fuck joe johnson
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
why isn't lebron on kobe btw, who is he guarding?
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
or is he just floating
who amongst us would not love to see an all star game played at full intensity
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
kg is killing me right now
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
lol kobes
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
one year they should just cancel the whole olympics and play a seven game series b/w east west w/ a $20m purse to the winner
::sigh:: bosh 3
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
bron got to take that come on!!!!
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
yeah huge mistake
he passed it and i was like wait who is that behind the line
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
i wonder if he realized it was bosh
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
yeah
really ray should've been in the game for fourth q sharpshooting but clearly doc isn't playing any celtics
― ice cr?m, Sunday, February 20, 2011 11:24 PM (28 seconds ago)
^^^
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
yeah ray would have been an upgrade on j. johnson
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)
gotta put ray in now?
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
of course ray comes in and bombs a three w/ his body at a 45 degree angle
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)
kobe should not get this he was 0-1 in the last 3 mins he is not a closer not clutch aka worthless
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)
so who wants to hazard a guess at what year the cavs next have an all-star
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 February 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)
im gonna go 2016
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)
this 30/30 doc abt divac and the yugoslavian team/war came on my stream after, this shit is mad real
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 February 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)
r.i.p. escalade i didnt know he was mark jackson's brother
― tremendoid, Monday, 21 February 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)
"You could tell he started out from the start, he wanted to get the MVP," Stoudemire said. "He was not passing the ball, at all. But that's Kobe."
― symsymsym, Monday, 21 February 2011 06:05 (fourteen years ago)
Not that amare's one to talk about never passing
yeah it looked like wade even said something to him about never passing after amare chucked up a particularly bad shot
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 21 February 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
lol a'mare stoudemire: truth-speaker.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 21 February 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
i saw like 15 minutes of this game and all i saw was wade pretending he twisted his ankle and kobe gunning like a maniac, sad i missed bron killing it
― i see you're still wearing bs on tv (agent hibachi), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
he did kill it. it's a shame he couldn't have won MVP, since his was the only triple-double, aside from jordan's, in all-star history, but it's hard to overlook 37 points and 14 rebounds.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 21 February 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
hard but not impossible amirite
― tremendoid, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/nba_g_kbljts_576.jpghow tweet it is, etc.
― tremendoid, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)