how many years of yr life would you be willing to give to dunk on the reg

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im talking like really throw it down

Poll Results

Option	Votes
zero years	8
less than one year	3
i can already dunk on the reg	2
three years	1
five years	1
more than ten years aka i really need to dunk	1
two years	1
ten years	1
one year	0
nine years	0
eight years	0
six years	0
four years	0
seven years	0

― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

nate believes he can fly

― mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

guy is unreal

― ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

zero, but I'd give 10 years to be able to bicycle kick

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

assuming these are the crapping-on-myself years: 10

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

I really have to think about this. It would be cool to have "a thing" but is dunking that thing? There's a bball court around the corner from our house, but what if we move?

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

Plus this is a total monkey's paw. You give up ten and then find out you only had ten years and one day left in your life. I'd better say none, to be safe.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

BUT THEN YOU'D GET TO DUNK ON YOUR LAST DAY ALIVE, and maybe get killed on the last dunk

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

6'1" white guy dunking in pickup games=instant local legend. songs would be written about me.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

the Killers would perform them

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

If I got the dunking skill would it also come with the increased athleticism you'd normally expect from a 6' dude who can dunk, or will it just be a magic trick that has no other applications?

― polyphonic, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

i want to answer but its hard w/out knowing how many years i start with; i'm not a gambling man!

― call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

not being able to dunk doesn't made me sad as much as the fact that it's not like I can even come close to gripping rim :/.

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

aw do you need me to come take your stuck ball out of the night for ya?

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

whoa that was poetic. out of the net.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

I can dunk on an 8 foot goal, even one handed with one of those mini-balls

― vmic damone (rip van wanko), Sunday, 19 June 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

granny you're 6-1? how close do you get now, come on!

― bite this display name (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Assuming I was otherwise going to live at least into my grandchildren years, 5. Although I might just as soon give it for some other insane b-ball skill. Even if I could dunk I don't know how often a 5'9" dude is going to get the chance in a game.

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

i'd give up a decade just to dunk on dwight howard once

― little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://grab.by/cBJE

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

I'd give up a few years. Back in the day, I threw it down a total of 4 times in pickup games; the bigest athletic tease of my life. I could dunk for about a month. I still remember it with great fondness.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 19 June 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

k, i can touch rim on a good day, that's it :((((((((
and i have small girly hands so i'd prob give up another 1 year to be able to palm it MJ-style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QZfeTY6LkQ&feature=related

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 19 June 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

think that's byron scott there w/the matador defense

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 19 June 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

I'm 6'0 but I have zero ups. some days I cry when I realize dudes like Spud Webb could dunk :(

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm 5'7" and have maybe been able to touch a regulation size backboard when I was at my 'peak.' used to investigate those jump higher programs. big secret: the most important muscles to train are your quads, and your core

― british sb power (dayo), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait this involves exercise? n/m

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

See? Monkey's paw.

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 19 June 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

i'm 5-10 but have monster hands, can palm the ball pretty well, but can only get a half an inch above the rim or so. if i'm really feeling it i can dunk a tennis ball

― jag goo (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

i am a layup god tho

― aero w. smith (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just a shade under 6 ft, but my hands and feet are both tiny, so even though I could (long ago) jump high enough to extend my fingertips above the rim, there was never a chance I would control the ball well enough to dunk. So, I learned to pride myself on blocking out and getting right after every loose ball.

My answer: zero, because I don't have nearly enough years left to squander any of them, even the crapping on myself years mentioned by Granny Dainger. Those are the years to treasure.

― Aimless, Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys what if the years you give up come from the middle and not the crapping yourself years, meaning that you get to those years earlier but they still happen?

― aero w. smith (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2009/05/monkeys-paw-2.jpg

― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

oh then 0 yrs, N-thal

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

ok no I lied. 1 yr. I wouldn't miss 1 yr.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

I thought this thread title was : how many years of yr life would you be willing to give to being drunk on the reg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

and I was like uhhhh let me see

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

working on it

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

assuming these are the crapping-on-myself years: 10

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, June 18, 2011 7:23 PM

i wldnt trade those for anything >__<

― am0n, Sunday, 19 June 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

ill swap two of the assisted living years for dunking on the reg and would spend all of my time trying to convince unsuspecting coworkers to play a little casual pickup ball and then BLAOW

― a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

excellent thread btw

― a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

i would do all the really annoying shit too like hanging on the rim way too long and screaming while dunking

― a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

speaking as a guy who had a reasonable shooting game once but like a quarter inch vert ever

― a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

like a day. i'd probably hurt myself coming down.

― lukas, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

hibachi, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk is all i ask

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://content6.flixster.com/movie/27/31/273108_det.jpg

― aguirre, the wrath of frogbs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

^truth bomb

― a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

also wesley snipes might be the worst fake basketball player ever on film in that movie

― a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

yep everyone who worked on the film said he was awful, that it was near impossible to get any usable shots of him to work with. guess it is hard to find a black guy who has skills tho.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Snipes was entertaining as hell in that movie so whatevs.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

shouldve got michael jordan the actor from space jam

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

so excited I can watch this poll close in real time

― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

all I remember of that movie is a 5 minute scene of 'yo mama' snaps, and Kadeem Hardison going "DA SIZZLA, DA SIZZLA".

think it was one of teh first r-rated movies I saw as a kid.

― aguirre, the wrath of frogbs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

1st R-rated movie I saw w/o parental units in a theater. paid off w/Rosie's tittays.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

i watched it with my mother. it was weird!

― SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

especially when my parents were recognizing some of the yo mama jokes and telling some of their own afterwards...

― SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

boring results :/

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

guess yall just wont be able to dunk on the reg *tomahawks effortlessly*

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

poor ice cr?m, he'll be dead in 5 years

― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

rip he could dunk

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwmvr8MuyQ1qzjwluo1_400.jpg

― Clay, Thursday, 23 June 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

Boring results, great poll/thread idea.

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 23 June 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

you sad short people.

dunked on the reg for a few years.

could probably do it again if i trained or worked out.

*tomahawks over ice cr?m*

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 June 2011 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― jawmes hetfeld (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 23 June 2011 06:04 (fourteen years ago)

u will never dunk again steve shasta #thecurseofshortpeople

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 23 June 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

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