when kobe retires, what number goes up in the rafters of staples center?

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burning question for hoops fans

Poll Results

Option	Votes
only #69 because that's the sex number	9
neither, because Kobe will be charged with murdering and eating Dwight Howard in the next few months	5
only #24	4
both #8 and 24	3
neither, because fuck Kobe	3
only #8	1
both #8 and 24 plus all two-digit numbers divisible by 8	1
a special KB jersey because Lakers are running out of numbers that are not retired	1

― Lamborghini mercy, yo sledge she's so percy (m bison), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

I'm expecting 100% ILH voter turnout for this one
this is the most important election of our times
so much at stake

― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://tractioncontrol.well-regulatedmilitia.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/i-voted_sticker.gif

― ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

303, because that's the denver area code

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

boom

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

wanted to vote "neither because fuck kobe" but had to be honest and went with 666

― liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

kobe will never retire, hell play in nba forever #kobesystem

― moullet, Thursday, 22 November 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

the lakers have like 7 retired numbers, that's nothing

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 November 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

Highest chance of murder/cannibalism of any active NBA player so I voted that.

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

you still watch the NBA, alex? you should post in the rolling thread!

― liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

It's the Lakers, so I expect #8 & #24 and two statues, one bald evil older Kobe and one young gunslinger baby fro Kobe.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

"you still watch the NBA, alex? you should post in the rolling thread!"

I watch like three regular season games a year these days. I get interested around playoff time usually (although I was kinda half-hearted about it last year.)

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

baby fro Kobe.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, November 22, 2012 9:12 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shd be a bond villain

― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago)

looooved baby fro kobe

― liljon /bia/ bia (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago)

baby fro was def the best kobe

― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago)

easily

― Good job, good multiple efforts (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago)

so innocent

― there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 30 December 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

does anyone have Jerry buss' email address? need to forward the results to him so he can start sewing the commemorative banner himself

― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago)

i opened this thread specifically to make a 69 joke... shouts to m bison

― dead cera (J0rdan S.), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago)

murder/eat dwight might still come in
*crosses fingers*

― johnny crunch, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago)

I'm so happy that
a) more than 10 ppl voted in this
b) every option got at least one vote
c) 69 was the winner because that is the sex number

― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

I wonder if Kobe comes earlier to the NBA. he would go all over MJ and lesson received, would his confidence remains the same ? Drexler for example, after 1992 playoffs lived with the burden of "not Jordan" his entire career ...

― moullet, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/0R3HmHm.jpg

― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

best poll

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

met a 37-yr old dude this wkend (he works w/ a good friend of mine), said kobe is his fav athlete of all time, he named his son kobe, verified by his wife w/ a bit of an eyeroll, and thinks kobe will play ~4 more years

― johnny crunch, Monday, 14 July 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

he also said lebron is "not that bad" b/c at least his fav teams are the cowboys and yankees

― johnny crunch, Monday, 14 July 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

Merica

― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Monday, 14 July 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

Kobe fans are disgusting savages IMO

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 July 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

johnny crunch
Posted: July 14, 2014 at 12:26:01 AM
he also said lebron is "not that bad" b/c at least his fav teams are the cowboys and yankees

perfect

― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XhkG9G2.png

It's a sign!

― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cf93WeEUsAAMbbK.jpg

― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:16 (nine years ago)

that...is lebron james. what do they know that we dont?

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:26 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

wow i gotta find the three people in this thread who voted correctly so i can ask what tomorrow's lottery numbers are!!!

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:03 (seven years ago)

― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Sunday, December 30, 2012 6:31 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg im so talented

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:09 (seven years ago)

i dont understand why i dont get celebrated more on this board, im v v good at being on ilx

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:09 (seven years ago)

they really should have raised 69

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 07:30 (seven years ago)

.447

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:43 (seven years ago)

Kobe going 8-24 one last time. https://t.co/wSEAqLFsu0
— Kyle Madson (@KyleAMadson) September 12, 2017

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

One for each jersey retired pic.twitter.com/nsZNzeaAtq
— Chi Like Da Flatiron (@Ipraisewomen) December 19, 2017

― Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:39 (seven years ago)

Dear Kobe pic.twitter.com/FLTP2vkrSe
— Reese Waters (@reesewaters) December 19, 2017

― Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

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