ILH, help me name my third kid!

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Kid is due TODAY! We will induce Friday if he hasn't come yet. Hopefully he waits til at least tomorrow cos I'd like to watch the Dubs/Mavs on espn tonight obv.

So pick the best NBA name. fyi there's a few in here that are on our 'actual' short list.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Swaggy	4
Iggy	2
Shabazz	2
Nash	2
Matt Armstrong	2
Dirk	2
Lorenzo	2
Calvin	2
Draymond	2
Ekpe	1
Thaddeus	1
Kendrick	1
Pau	1
Gustavo	1
Omer	1
Steph	1
Cedric	1
Giannis	0
Kentavious	0
MCW	0
Orlando	0
McBob	0
Festus	0

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago)

Voted Swaggy

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago)

Write-in for Birdman

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago)

haha you are totally naming him steph

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago)

which is a cool name as far as i'm concerned

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago)

ha MAYBE

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago)

voted gustavo cause i was just jammin to this song which is v beautiful and sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSuTSyymvU

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago)

So many dope names but would've gone Dirking had it been an option.

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago)

Worldbfree

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago)

voted steph

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago)

nash obv the other real one, that seems like a cool first name

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

Gonna also suggest Clay / Klay

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago)

Clayton is on our real list, forgot that in the poll.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago)

congrats again btw, best of luck

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago)

yes! same. very exciting.

along with m bison's kid yours are the second generation of ILHers

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

ha thanks fellas

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

clayton is a cool name, i have a v. good friend who is a clayton.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

im not into the 'K' version, personally.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago)

Can't go wrong with a name like Dirk. It has all the enduring qualities of an easily concealed weapon, which might also have jewels inlaid on the handle.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago)

Write-in campaign for Clayphen.

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

I seriously think Pau is a cool name, although I dislike its NBA owner

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago)

ctrl+f "kobe" ?????

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago)

voted Matt Armstrong but it's pretty obvious where my heart is on this matter.

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

ctrl+f "bean" xp

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

which is dirk if that's not clear xp

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

btw best of luck dude! v v exciting times. Three kids dang, you're totally outnumbered now.

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)

yeah we're screwed really. Kobe and everything about him can do one. I want no part of him or his name.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

birdman

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago)

Jim, after Jim Barnett

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago)

lol now we're talking.

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago)

otm, lil Jimmy

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)

luol

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago)

Greivis

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago)

OTM, Greivis is a scary-ass name. I would not fuck with a kid name Greivis.

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago)

luol

― mookieproof, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:48 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mookie another fine choice as well

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago)

What if Greivis grew up to become a general?

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago)

dude, BARON

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago)

no nm, I'm calling dibs on that one

― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago)

My wife doesn't like Baron, but it was my #1 a couple months back!

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago)

Calling a little kid 'Boom' would be the best thing ever

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago)

smush

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago)

Raef

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago)

Skip

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago)

Javale

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago)

ice cr?m

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)

Detlef

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago)

metta

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago)

Dikembe.

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago)

Anfernee.

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago)

Zydrunas

― DNP-dizzy (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago)

Vlade Spottie Ottie

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago)

haha

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago)

Pippen

― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago)

Dwyane

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 12 December 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Vlade Spottie Ottie
― 乒乓, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 12 December 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago)

Not having Joey as an option is criminal. He's everybody's favorite ref.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 December 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago)

And congratulations to you and your wife.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 December 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago)

how do kids 1 & 2 vote?

but yeah, vlade

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago)

If you named him Vlade, he could be nicknamed "The Impaler".

― Aimless, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago)

What no joakim

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago)

Congrats btw ilh gen2 going strong

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago)

Voted dirk but Thaddeus is a really good name

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago)

He's heeeeeeeeeeere!

Still no name but just ran Thaddeus by the wife and she was kinda into it! Hmm

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)

Started going into labor 15 minutes after the steph buzzer beater so there may be something to that.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago)

congrats dude

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago)

!! Congrats to you and healthy baby and mom!

No naming until poll results are in imo

― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago)

Ha fair enough.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago)

Congrats dude! :) :) :)

― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago)

Congrats!

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago)

Thanks everyone!

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 13 December 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

well that settles it

― k3vin k., Friday, 13 December 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago)

Congrats to you and your wife on baby Swaggy!

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago)

Dirk robbed

― Clay, Friday, 13 December 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago)

Lol swaggy! Ha good to see the love for Lorenzo too we are kinda leaning towards that maybe.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago)

you're gonna at least nickname the kid Swaggy, right

― SHAUN (DJP), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago)

Yes indeed. How could we not!? He won the poll

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago)

You have to honor the homerism though! Swaggy can be the Splash Bro.

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago)

Baron is still in the running! Steph for a middle name maybe too.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago)

welcome to the world lil swaggy congrats!

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago)

Went with Lorenz0 btw

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago)

Nice! A subtle tribute to 53 point scorer Tony Delk.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago)

ha, cool did not know that was his middle name!

Lorenzo Romar is the name I always think of

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago)

congrats spot dawg

― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago)

yea dude

― k3vin k., Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago)

Thanks fellas!

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago)

Called him Swaggy a couple times yesterday. I think it might stick.

― Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago)

haha yes

― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

four years pass...

Vlade Spottie Ottie

― 乒乓, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 3:58 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 07:56 (six years ago)

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