MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~

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all done with a "linebacker mentality"

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I rilly rilly hope Randy pwnz the hellz0r out of teh League just to wipe the smug off of the closet racists idiots who keep calling him a cancer.

Leee, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

if he catches 80+ balls he would be elected governor of massachusetts.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

mossachusetts?

brownie, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

amirite

brownie, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lmbo

i agreee with leee (lol do u c wut i did there), tho most of those secret racists are probably from new england

cankles, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

cankles, have you ever been to new england? boston is actually far less racist than chicago but no one hides it back there. here it's under the surface but it's there, it may not come out all the time but it's always there.

there are very few "secret" racists in new england.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i was born in brookline, i know new england. and yeah, as soon as i posted i knew i should've corrected the 'secret' part, but the most blatant racism i've ever seen was in massechusets. and i've lived in georgia for most of my life.

cankles, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't even spell massachusetts dude! all i'm saying is i've seen more racists in my 7 years in chicago than i did in 27 years in boston. and more hateful, vitriolic racists too, not casual off color joking types of things.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

l.a. is more racist than either

félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

man i hope so because that's one place i never want to live.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I visited there for the first time last year. It was uh sprawling I guess.

Cleveland = http://www.labradorstuff.com/ebony-mat-2.jpg

brownie, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

nigga i aint talkin bout chicago!!!!!!! i'm just saying that bostonians are hella racialist - on the scale of racialism in order of vulgarity/racism, boston pps are just below puerto ricans (and other pps who carry boxcutters), actual racists (white power pps, the kkk, neo nazis, that guy who broke geraldo rivera's nose, jimmy the greek), and the japanese.

and http://www.tristatepunk.com/willdavidian/images/vickfinger.png

cankles, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi guys! I think we all agree that Moss hataz are the numbnuts here, ok??? And that the AMAZING RANDY will score 1,000,0000 TDs in NE, amirite??

Leee, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yes i agree!!!!!!!!!!!!! you truly are the great communicator leee

cankles, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yesssssssssssssssssss

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6b/275px-Pumpsie_Green_1960_Topps_317.jpg

David R., Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/BillRussell_RedAuerbach.jpg

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

man, i miss the old garden. look at those sightlines! on top of the court! that's what was lost when arenas started being built for team sports instead of boxing.

http://www.tristarproductions.com/Sales/Images/Basketball/RussellB-16x20.jpg

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

lol i thought you were talking about gilbert arenas for a second and i was like, "is he a fattey IRL, enough to block sightlines?" nm, i'm high obv.

félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

boston pps are just below puerto ricans (and other pps who carry boxcutters)

i really luv this

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

lol @ Raiders and lol @ the haters: Randy Moss is SMRT.

Leee, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

between the way they went home last year and this year's recruitment, if they don't get #4, it'll basically have to be because everybody died, or belichick just stops giving a shit and decides he wants to be a painter halfway through october. Same thing really.

El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, well, like i said on the ILE thread - i'll believe it when I see them beat indy. denver would be nice too just for payback porpoises~~~

cankles, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, well, like i said on the ILE thread - i'll believe it when I see them beat indy.

oh how the tide has turned

David R., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Q: Could you really tell that Tedy was ‘bearing down’ in practice yesterday?

BB: Yeah, I could, especially as it relates to Arizona. They have a big one this week. He was bearing down in several different ways. He bore down, yep.

cankles, Sunday, 8 July 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://i29.tinypic.com/ofpkyg.jpg

daria, actually (daria-g), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link

can you please screencap his outfit every week? it will be worth it.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i47.tinypic.com/2qv7grb.jpg

kicker conspiracy (s. suisham ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 21 December 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, I guess it wasn't a pea coat after all... I only got a quick look on Football Night.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 December 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

daria, you gotta photoshop hatcat onto the original post itt

k3vin k., Monday, 21 December 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

aw

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

AW YEAH

u dad (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

big jpg for a big guy

rip

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link

man i'm like getting misty at those daria posts upthread

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

;_;

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the greatest day. I was honored to have season tickets to the Vikings all through the Moss era so I know how special he is, how electrifying.

I would honestly pay just to have him on the team even if he didn't play.

I know ppl hate the Vikes now because of Favre and I can't blame you, we sacrificed some measure of who we were in a vain attempt for a Superbowl...but this feels right in a lot of ways, Randy's coming home to us, where he belongs.

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

upper mississippi sh@kedown r u m@tt h?

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

yes! :)

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

glad 4 u dude.

this is a sensible football decision for the pats afaict but as a fan, i feel sad that i'm not going to get to root for this guy anymore.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i understand why they had to do it, when things go sour with randy they def go sour

i think this is a great move for the vikings, we've mortgaged the house for this seasons, so fuck it, go all in...

makes me worry that sidney rice is waaaay worse than they said and is not coming back this year at all though.

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

this is how I feel about this decision:

http://www.instructables.com/image/FJQRO0FFWI9VFI9/Party-Time-Batch.jpg

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i maintain that moss for the rest of the season is worth way more to the pats with their current stockpile than a 3rd round pick. unless the rumors of a blowout with belichick are true and then some, this is bullshit however you evaluate it imo.

vikes are so loaded when rice comes back.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

boston football fap now primed for pats offense to score 3 pts and randy to break 2900 yards with multiple tds for mn.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

that 9 was a typo but WHY THE FUCK NOT

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

hahah yeah that crossed my mind

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

oh DAMMIT, we're going to be out of town for the Pats/Vikings game

CURSE YOU, NIECE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

back in the great north woods!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/03/randy_with_cigar.jpg

50.bison (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Reportedly, Tennessee is where he was hoping to go.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, britt is on my fantasy team so this is terrible for society as a whole and must be stopped

browns zero loss (brownie), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Were he and Collins in Oakland at the same time? I can't remember. If so, there's already a connection.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i might have to cater the Titans next meal and get this done myself

browns zero loss (brownie), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

how long is vince young out for? Moss is perfect for a guy like kerry collins, who can unload the long ball. this could be bad for vince.

So it seems for peace we can thank the bomb (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I haven't heard anything about how long, but apparently Vince's ankle (re)injury was not so good.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, sorry about that Justin Gage.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

@AdrianPeterson: I know C.J is excited! Moss is a great teammate !

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Randy, you can go fishing now bro!

I kind of like it.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Dudes! Randy! Titans! Duuuuudes!
So fucking psyched about this.

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda love that the descent from belichick to childress was so steep that inside 4 weeks randy had told the vikes owner that he had to fire chilly.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 November 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Randy OTM

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Friday, 5 November 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link

enjoying this excerpt:

It's not surprising that Vikings owner Zygi Wilf has been hanging around Winter Park the past few days. What is surprising is that he was able to make it past the pitchforks, flaming torches and "Fire Childress" banners to get to the Vikings' practice facility.

Having Zygi snacking in the team cafeteria just adds to the general creepiness surrounding the Vikings this week. He's not exactly one of the boys. And his presence often leads to plenty of eye rolling. Obviously, he's trying to gauge the temperature of his team. But not being much of a football guy, Zygi couldn't figure out the team's temperature if he went from locker to locker with a basal thermometer.

If he could figure it out, however, he'd discover that the temperature is about what it always is. The majority of Vikings players never will break into a chorus of "For he's a jolly good fellow ..." when Childress walks into the room. But they are professional, and they want to win. So they look past the circus and try to concentrate on the next football game.

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 November 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Zygi Wilf is a Legendary Creature in Magic

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 November 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

It doesn't sound like him imo

Sometimes it does but other times it really doesn't.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Friday, 17 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i'm on the fence...but ppl on am radio call ins sound really different

in my world of Hmong ppl (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I can definitely hear the similarities, but having lived in the South all my life, I can tell you that the people who sound like that outnumber the people who don't about 20-to-1.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

^yeah

I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 December 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

that's not him. when he gets a bit agitated it's clearly not him - listen to the guy saying 'i'm happy, i don't like fisher.'

daria-g, Saturday, 18 December 2010 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

RANDY, YOUR LEGACY WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

J0rdan S., Monday, 1 August 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

it's sad he was a wideout

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

not gonna miss him in the slightest

i've never seen a player's stock drop so much in a month or so without getting injured

frogbs, Monday, 1 August 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

SB

balls, Monday, 1 August 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

does so

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 1 August 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

That's the closest the Dolphins came to signing a free agent of note.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

four years pass...

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/831292202865217539

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link

sick

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link

randys style was interesting almost all of those were on long passes, very little yac

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link

most of these 60y bombs he is nonchalantly catching at his waist, it is something else

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link

ya he was very good at catching balls like nbd while running insanely fast

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link

SO DOPE

it's like the ball is already his before it's left the qb's hands, no matter where he is, who's around him... he is just total magic

and some of those moves in double coverage

ugh

hbd randy

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link


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