TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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Oh! That's a good idea. Then I can smoothly segue into the whole "Why don't you come post on my message board" thing from there, over some drinks and stogies post ceremony.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link

that willie stargell story breaks my heart, btw. That's like when I declared I'd marry Charles Barkley but then found out he was already married.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago) link

babe, i'm here. lets chill, kick back. btw, call ben "b-ro". that's what i call him.

Eli(the Man)ning (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

omg b-ro!! That's brilliant! You're the best, Eli.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Or possibly B-Rothel.
As in "Born In..."
Yeah, no, B-Ro is better.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
DUMBASS

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Bike crash:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2480830

Obviously I hope he's OK, but bragging about riding without a helmet had bad karma written all over it.

xpost oooooooo

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i've informed allyzay and she is en route to the hospital

gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

THIS iS CRAP

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/170722471.html

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously though i hope he's okay! but i can't believe the steelers weren't even more adamant about the helmet thing.

gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

woah. hope he's ok.

found this while i was searching for info on the crash.

http://home.columbus.rr.com/flymo/the_tackle.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Big Ben in serious condition after motorcycle accident

PITTSBURGH -- Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was badly hurt in a motorcycle crash Monday and undergoing surgery. The extent of his injuries was not known.

Roethlisberger was in serious but stable condition, said Dr. Larry Jones, chief of trauma at Mercy Hospital.

"He was talking to me before he left for the operating room," Jones said before the operation. "He's coherent. He's making sense. He knows what happened. He knows where he is. From that standpoint, he's very stable."

One Steelers source told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that Roethlisberger was in surgery for a broken jaw, an injury that can take approximately seven weeks to heal. The Steelers season starts in 12 weeks.

The 24-year-old Roethlisberger likes to ride without a helmet, a habit that once prompted coach Bill Cowher to lecture him on the dangers.

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported that Roethlisberger wasn't wearing a helmet. The Associated Press reported it wasn't clear whether he was wearing a helmet or not.

The crash happened at an intersection at the edge of downtown at about 11:30 a.m. A pool of blood was still visible there by early afternoon.

Police spokesman Lt. Kevin Kraus said police and homicide units were investigating the crash, something standard when there is an accident with critical injuries. Kraus would give no details on the extent of Roethlisberger's injuries or if anyone else was injured.

The accident occurred on Second Avenue near the intersection of 10th Street in Pittsburgh, around 11:30 a.m. The route is one often taken in traveling to the Steelers' facility in the Southside section of the city.

Steelers backup quarterback Charlie Batch was at the emergency room. He had no comment.

A silver Chrysler New Yorker with damage to the front passenger fender was removed and Roethlisberger's bike was loaded onto a flatbed truck. Police were detouring traffic around the crash scene as onlookers and media gathered.

One of his agents, Ryan Tollner, is in route to Pittsburgh for what was supposed to be a pre-planned trip and will arrive later Monday.

In only his second year in the NFL, Roethlisberger became the youngest quarterback to lead a team to the Super Bowl championship. He was 23 when he did it last February.

Roethlisberger has said in the past that he prefers not to wear a helmet. He has pointed out Pennsylvania's 35-year-old state law requiring helmets to be worn was amended to make helmets optional.

In May 2005, Cowher warned him about safe riding after Cleveland tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was injured in a motorcycle accident. Winslow tore knee ligaments and was lost for the season.

"He talked about being a risk-taker and I'm not really a risk-taker. I'm pretty conservative and laid back, but the big thing is to just be careful," Roethlisberger said at the time. "I'll just continue to be careful. I told him we don't ever ride alone, we always ride in a group of people, and I think it makes it even more safe."

Roethlisberger continued to ride after Winslow's accident and that angered Terry Bradshaw, who quarterbacked the Steelers to four Super Bowl victories during the 1970s.

Visiting the Steelers' training camp last summer, Bradshaw remarked: "Ride it when you retire."

gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Yipes Stripes. Ben, you chowderhead; get well and stuff.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Bike Crash Leaves Roethlisberger In Serious Condition

POSTED: 11:50 am EDT June 12, 2006
UPDATED: 3:08 pm EDT June 12, 2006
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PITTSBURGH -- Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is undergoing surgery after a motorcycle accident on Monday morning, doctors at Mercy Hospital said.

Roethlisberger is in serious but stable condition, according to Dr. Larry Jones.

According to a police source, Roethlisberger suffered a broken jaw, broke his left sinus cavity, suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost many teeth and has severe injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement.

A plastic surgeon has been called in, the source said.

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review said the accident happened on Second Avenue near the 10th Street Bridge. Police have shut down the bridge, Second Avenue and the Armstrong Tunnel.

A witness told Channel 4 Action News that Roethlisberger went over his handlebars, hit the windshield of a car and then fell to the ground.

The witness said she saw the accident and went over to help but did not recognize Roethlisberger. When she asked him what his name was, she said he replied, "Ben."

The woman added that Roethlisberger asked her a series of questions, including where he was and what state he was in. He attempted to stand up but the woman said she encouraged him not to move until paramedics arrived.

The bike and the car, a silver Chrysler New Yorker, have been towed to a police facility in Troy Hill for investigation.

The driver of the New Yorker is not believed to have been seriously injured.

Roethlisberger was not wearing a helmet, according to the Tribune-Review. In the past, he has publicly said he prefers to ride helmetless, which is legal in Pennsylvania.

Former Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw has been an outspoken critic of Roethlisberger's motorcycle activity, saying Roethlisberger should stay off bikes until his playing career ends.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.getwellsoonben.com/

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope Big Ben recovers, but anyone that rides a motorcyle without a helmet or especially those bozos that ride in shorts are complete morons. Criminy, it is dangerous enough with a helmet, gloves and wearing some leather. You would figure after Winslow threw away his career some of these guys would get smart.

I bet Peyton Manning doesn't ride a motorcyle in the off season. I bet he is more of a Lincoln Town Car kind of guy.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Monday, June 12, 2006
Possible Patriots tie?
The car that Ben struck has a Maine license plate.... Could this be a conspiracy???

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"According to a police source, Roethlisberger suffered a broken jaw, broke his left sinus cavity, suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost many teeth and has severe injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement."

jesus christ!!! that's a lot worse than I thought. also, lololol forever @ ally's well-timed ;_;

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

This is my cat, Ben Rofflesberger. He is sad tonite but at least he has his teeth still.

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/115/3/4/O/115343114O447025374.jpg

Apparently Ben did NOT injure his knees though! He just Mark Hamilled his face. A tragedy definitely but he will play again!

Oh and priceless psuedo-drunk interview with Eli Manning regarding this on NFL network. By interview I mean 10 second soundbite. He needs to perhaps go to the Tom Brady school of talking in public.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

is your cat into goa trance?

gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Who's gonna take care o' Zeus?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Zeus is the brains behind the whole operation so he'll be ok.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I am dying for an update!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

apparently big ben didn't have a license.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude relies on Zeus way too much!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn, Pittsburghers are some fuckin' hardasses!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude I feel sorry for the guy at this point. I mean, yeah, total douche behavior (and I'm really not sure how he's gotten away this long without even having a bike licence being so public about being a biker and all), but I mean come on, the guy no longer has a face, and will be able to play regular season according to the doctors so lighten up a bit on him with the "u ass" comments. Every single parent in Pburgh is already using dude as an example of a jerkface to their kids to remind them, safety first and all that. Plus I'd be $100 Pennsylvania will wise the fuck up and put that helmet law back into effect ASAP, so hey.

Srsly dude has no face anymore, I think he regrets being an ass, that kinda shit ain't cool, even if it was Tom Brady we're talking about.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Wha bout Favruh?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

How will we know it's actually Big Ben quarterbacking the Steelers this fall?!?!

http://www.doubleaction.net/graphics/r_p_face_off.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://limekle.com/img/heman.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

That IS tragic.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/18/seconds.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

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Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

And, as long as I'm here:
Roethlisberger out of bed, could go home as early as Thursday

Tragic:
"But while Roethlisberger won't have to be on a soup-only diet, he missed out on a $2 million Campbell's Chunky Soup commercial that began filming Wednesday at Heinz Field with other Steelers players. Roethlisberger and his stepmother, Brenda, were to have been the stars of the commercial."

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i wonder how gnarly his face will look after this :( also, where the hell is that derrick brooks thing from

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 15 June 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

What if the plastic surgeons screw up the facial reconstruction? Will Zeus have to hunt down the butchers one by one?

ihttp://images.heritagecoin.com/images/HNAI/75/55124/55124008020o.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

OK Brooks is like totally obsessed with our troops.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Campbell's missed the boat by not making a limited edition 'Ben Rothlisberger's Face' variety of Chunky.
"the taste of a champion"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 June 2006 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

PITTSBURGH -- Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will be cited for failure to wear a helmet and not having a motorcycle license after an accident last week left him with a concussion, broken jaw and nose.

Roethlisberger and the driver of the car he crashed into on June 12 both had the green light, but the driver of the vehicle will be cited for failing to yield, police said Monday.

Only licensed cyclists can ride without a helmet in Pennsylvania.

Roethlisberger was traveling 35 mph in a posted 35 mph zone, said officer Dan Connolly. There were no mechanical problems with either vehicle, he said.

Police Chief Dominic Costa said the woman driving the car had received some threatening phone calls, which police were investigating.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Bolded sentence highlighted because it implies that, in Pennsylvania, YOU DON'T NEED A LICENSE TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE AS LONG AS YOU WEAR A HELMET??? OK Pennsylvania, get in on safety for once in yr life.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, if you are licensed then you get the privilege of riding without a helmet???? WTF PENNSYLVANIA

Poor Ben, I'm sure he didn't want to trade his face for a citation.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Pennsylvania quite gets the point of issuing licenses to people???

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the deal is you have to wait a year before you can get a license- during that time you have a permit and have to wear a helmet. Also, you can't beer in less than case quantity outside of a bar.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

buy beer

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I heard some sports slaphead call Roffles the Derek Jeter (AKA the most clutch Duke of Clutchytown to ever pop a clutch) of the NFL. THE BACKLASH STARTS NOW.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link


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