http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5632476
CINCINNATI -- Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a sex phone line because of a misprint on Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco's namesake cereal boxes.Because of a wrong toll-free prefix for a number listed on Ochocinco's cereal, callers are directed to a phone sex line instead of a children's charity.The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of "Ochocinco's". But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.
Because of a wrong toll-free prefix for a number listed on Ochocinco's cereal, callers are directed to a phone sex line instead of a children's charity.
The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of "Ochocinco's". But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
meanwhile:
#OCNNbreakingNews Russell the Love Muscle mold to be sold at #HUSTLER stores world wide, get yourself chocalate wasted without meeting me :) about 18 hours ago via twidroid
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
so chad's pregnant pigeon laid two eggs today, except chad thought it was gonna 'give birth' to like, a baby bird, and now he's sad
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
@RealSkipBayless 2 things you dont talk about and thats my QB and my pigeon, i am gonna punch you in the forehead when i see you #itson
43 minutes ago via web in reply to RealSkipBayless
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 7 October 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
How cool, just walked in the lockeroom and i've a random drug test again, how many times must i piss excellence,great way yo start a monday
about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
^____________^
his pregnant pigeon has been a really underrated nfl storyline
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Im starving. I want a home cooked meal, guess i need to get married for that huh? Who else gone cook in the middle of the day, hmmm about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster
Having a boyfriend or girlfriend is simply practice on being able to discipline yourself on being with 1 individual, am i correct? about 5 hours ago via web
How much does one miss out on when they put all their eggs into one basket and commit to one individual who ends up f-ing up in da long run? about 5 hours ago via web
Every man or women has the potential to f up, some more than others depending on who you are? Some are only as faithful as their options :( about 5 hours ago via web
Marriage = something we look forward to as kids growing up, being happy, in love, having a family, why is the divorce rate so high again? about 5 hours ago via web
Over the bye week my grandma and i had a talk, she asked me when i was getting married, i was unable to answer, reason for these tweets :( about 5 hours ago via web
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
They always say you don't marry the person you live with but u marry the person you can't live without,so do i propose to all of twitter? about 5 hours ago via web
Dear every follower on twitter will you marry me because i can not go a day without any of you, all of you must sign a pre-nup though :) about 5 hours ago via web
Holy shit, i just married every woman follower on twitter, cool,i need all of your shoe sizes,can't get you all rings but Louboutins will do about 4 hours ago via web
Nevermind on giving you ladies shoes, grandma said if you buy a woman shoes she will walk right out your life in the ones you bought :( about 4 hours ago via web
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
wow
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
dude is on a serious roll right now
― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
OGOchoCincoCant sleep watching Paranormal Activity with my pigeon and her eggs12 minutes ago
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/OGOchoCinco/status/28806991232
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
NFL Films had an recent episode of Ocho mic'd up during games and practice, and it was one of the best half-hours of television.
― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that was funny stuff! Playing the Ravens where he keeps trying to talk to players and Scott keeps coming up and pushing him away. "I'm just trying to be friendly!"
― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nfl.com/videos/cincinnati-bengals/09000d5d813c7219/Sound-FX-Ocho-on-the-mic
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5673742/chad-ochocincos-pregnant-pigeon-saga-was-a-lie
― cc #er (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh i think this makes it even better, an nfl player creating a metafiction about pregnant pigeons.
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
That awesome ochovid got me sad when it showed him shootin shit w/Chris Henry.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
wow, i forgot
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 October 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs264.snc4/39554_452316180263_192889005263_5964523_5389730_n.jpg
Me and moma pigeon at the park
From the album: Mobile Uploads by Chad Ochocinco
― omar little, Friday, 5 November 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha the pants hahaha
― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 November 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs600.snc4/58051_467601875263_192889005263_6162819_2665665_n.jpg
Well I guess I'll play COD, couldn't find Call of Duty sweats but a Black Ops Snuggie will do
― omar little, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
has anyone played mad chad?
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
dude is king of snuggies
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
#justasking Does it mean I'm finally famous when Bill Clinton comes to my birthday party? http://twitpic.com/3rxaji
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/228301470.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1295591441&Signature=%2FoQaGYTpYBeOkunMuJ0FFFUTBo4%3D
― max, Friday, 21 January 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
yes
― hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link
an era ends
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6058409
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
also, lol:
@SportsCenter since you guys are showing all my tweets on TV, show this one #FUCKYOU about 4 hours ago via Rock Software
Oh my goodness somebody hacked my account with that last tweet, geesh these hackers are good, i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow about 4 hours ago via Rock Software
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome
― i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
love this guy so much
― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
he tweeted that he wanted to fight marvin lewis in a cage, then when they asked him about whether he wanted out of cincy, he said that he loves cincy and wants to stay there... but still wants to cage fight marvin lewis
He has big upped Hue Jackson a few times via twitter, speculation on him going to Raiders which is kind of ??? And wow that would be weird to see! And ... Who the hell knows. We haven't had a circus in, oh, a week...why not. Lol.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link
pats
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder if he spends all of his spare time filling out paperwork for this name changes
― maurice "baby doc" chevalier (brownie), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Back to MIAMI to get back on my mini training regiment, if it's possible to have a 10 pack (abs) im gonna get them and ill be Hochuli swole 7:01 AM Feb 7th via Seesmic for Android
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Hochuli swole! :D
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
figure most of you don't read ILF so...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/soccer/chad_ochocinco_may_have_found_his_perfect_pitch/2011/03/25/AFRPLZVB_story.html?wprss=rss_dcunited
― gtfopocalypse (dan m), Friday, 25 March 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
hes gonna ride a bull today http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm313/Zenzirouj/emot-ohdear.png
― Princess TamTam, Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i didn't realize he was actually doing this, tho i shouldn't have doubted him
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
ochocinco Chad OchocincoTonight I will ride with 1 hand on the bull n 1 hand in the sky with my middle finger up as a kind gesture to my confused admirers. #DejaBlu
― omar little, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
hero
― it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
It's being televised on Versus FYI...late start due to Hockey
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
he lasted 1.5 seconds...
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
KINDA LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND, AMIRITE
HIYOOOOOO
hahah irl lols @ u Jordan
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco is still settling into his new surroundings in New England, and he's taking an unusual approach to his living situation.
"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season," he said Tuesday. "That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around."
Ochocinco hasn't yet picked the fan.
"I'm not sure how it's going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox," he said. "That's about it."
Asked if he was serious, Ochocinco said, "Have I ever lied to you before?"
Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
nice
― Artist TamTran (brownie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link