http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/cutttler.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
lololol
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
BEST!
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
K-Lassik!!! lol
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 25 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/64549/cuts/captain-america-movie-4_480_poster.jpg
― earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Is Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg also Captain America?
― earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link
cutty needs a "Jay Damon" shirt
― pretty hat machine (crüt), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/14400hu.jpg
― markers, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― daria-g, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
sasha not feeling joe manchin (right?) there
― first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Saturday, 27 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Hipster http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg = Hitler?
― ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, something went massively wrong with that post why is that cat?
― ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh nevermind I see
Oh also someone already made that joke. Fuck.
― ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Sharpen up some http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpgy.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 27 November 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
C[/i]ulter.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 27 November 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Cut[/i]ler
Does http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg only become http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on the hipster Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread or will it do http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg when I type http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on a non-http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread?
― ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
man i can still find no video or photograph of the Quesadilla Incident :(
― dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
dude needs some protection
― side order of bootyflakes (jdchurchill), Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I think the offensive line is getting worse. They definitely have not made it better. Letting Kreutz go was pretty stupid, but the Bears are cheap and I think they decided they didn't want to pay him what he wanted.
― earlnash, Monday, 19 September 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Thank you for winning me my fantasy game this week, Hipster Jay Cutler.
― boxall, Monday, 19 September 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lisp0g799ayjpg/original.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 3 May 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
If I didn't already know it, I'd never in a thousand years peg that guy as a starting qb in the NFL. He looks like a doughy Patrick Dempsey.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
he looks like he knows
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
oh man at first i thought he was wearing crocs
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
he looks like harland williams
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1OSGA.jpg
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RnBQc.jpg
what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1uISy.jpg
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
uhm i dunno about percentages, he's probably a top 10-12 guy though
so was he being unfairly patronized in 10-11? or were ppl saying he was merely failing to achieve his potential ? or is he just hateful/risible for reasons that can't be gleaned from a quick skim of his wikipedia page
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
you mean in this thread? he wasnt doing too great those years because he went from a team with good offense talent, to a team with bad, which i guess magnified his flaws. i think there's more widespread recognition after this past season that he's a really good player who's doing everything he can to win with some crummy players around him.
the reason people dont like him isnt really related to the quality of his play, hes just seen as sort of a goofy-goober-douche** who talks a lot of shit on the field. he also played at Vanderbilt which has a preppy/fratty rep, and i think thats followed him
**http://i.imgur.com/ozNEl.gif
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
I think people just hate the dude's face. He's just got an aloof smugness in his face which I think is more just how he looks that makes people hate him. It's kind of like how Jim Breuer just always looks stoned (even when not). People like the rah rah polical science types or the aw shucks I'm going to drink a six pack and shuck some oysters after the game then go huntin' or even physical freak gift of god types and the Cutler is just none of those.
Cutler isn't great, but he's got enough skills with what the Bears do usually do well, they should be able to hang with the superpower QB clubs. He's got to stay healthy too.
Let's see who is ahead...
The legends and soon to beRogersBreesBradyManning (bionic - probably still)
Big time winners (but sometimes have won ugly)Manning (little bro')- Really not too pretty and kind of considered a f-up at points, but hey now he has won it all twice.Rofflesburger- Kind of the same, looked fugly down the stretch gotten broke down.
Really Cutler wins with the Bears, you will file him here. The M.O. the Bears are setup really is the same as the Giants and Steelers - win by pass rush.
The guys that are pretty good, but not the long term success or big wins.NewtonStaffordRyanRomo - statistically really one of the best evah, but he has both flubbed it when it counted and kind of has the face you would love to smack like Cutler, except a bit more pretty.Rivers - was really on the cusp, but last season kind of suckedVick is a total x-factor. Hard still to compare him.
I can't really put Fitzgerald or Flacco even above Cutler, but they are solid on a crappy team and a great team that can't get over.
What's leftPalmer - he was good at one point. Now?Sanchez can't go thereDalton - do it again, could get goodFreeman - maybe better, maybe not. Didn't help squadush last year.Schaub - better and has better players around him, but cannot stay healthy.Hasselbeck - was better at one point and played ok at points, but can't say much better if betterAlex Smith - nice season, great game against Saints
So yeah Cutler about ranks where he ranks, deal is that I think he has enough skills to hold them around against the top guns.
― earlnash, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
i dont really mind him though. i like QBs who talk shit, i dont get why it bugs people so much
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
earlnash otm
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
that gif never gets old
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
I shouldn't called the Ravens great, they probably think so *no shite* but the refs screw them. They are 'good' and usally solid but can't get over.
― earlnash, Friday, 4 May 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
lets not forget that cutler has thrown some absolutely amazing interceptions, the kind that make you completely forget how good he is.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 4 May 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
oh that pic with the dog
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
Enumerate it then. Looking for percentiles here, Bill.
― nakhchivan, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
he's in the top third, but towards the bottom, so maybe 30%? 20% if he's having a really good season?
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
Seems about right. Id love to see what he could do with a good O-line.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
Even with Jay Cutler being just in the top third of say NFL Qbs, that's one major improvement on your usual Bear QB which is usually about as pass efficient as a mid70s Oklahoma wishbone play-caller.
The best Bear QB EVER is a dude from the 40s and we are not even talking like Sammy Baugh, who was a freak and maybe the best football player ever. The next best one is probably Jim McMahon. Look it up, the guy was cool, but we are not exactly talking a prodigy.
― earlnash, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
McMahon was pretty overrated. I could have done well with that defense and being able to hand off to Walter Payton. You are right about the Bears having a terrible quarterback legacy. The best guys of the last 20 years are Jim Miller and Erik Kramer (not including Jay Cutler). Historically we have had such worthies as Bobby Douglass, Bob Avellini and Mike Phipps as starters. They traded Bobby Layne in the 50's and i guess the position was cursed after that.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KristinCav/status/328292246531211264
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 April 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
lol quesadilla cutler, i dont think i ever read these posts
okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend
― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
from the somethingawful forums:
Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?
from profootballtalk forums:
Sank_L.A. says:April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.
i would KILL for a gif i swear it.
― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Jay Cutler is ahead of Kurt Warner, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman and Terry Bradshaw in TD passes. ... Cutler has supreme arm talent." —@RealSkipBayless pic.twitter.com/Tp9q8szv8B— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) December 12, 2017
― omar little, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
...Skip, no
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
Cutler's a second-rate Favre who never really had the benefit of playing on a great team. for all the grief Chicagoans gave him I thought he had a lot of really good games w/ them.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler have been stuck in the Bahamas with her hairstylist for 22 days THREAD pic.twitter.com/z5dXQzjllX— claire (@clairecdowns) April 6, 2020
good thread
― na (NA), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
lol
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link
mildly disappointed they didn’t get stuck there
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link
they kinda didhttps://www.eonline.com/news/1144978/kristin-cavallari-and-jay-cutler-divorce-after-10-years-together
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
It really was just a matter of time, right?
― earlnash, Monday, 27 April 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/NBHGgsn.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 May 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait jay cutler & tomi lahren are dating?— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) September 3, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNT CAAAAAAAAREDO U?
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
where's the damn quesadilla video
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link
ugh I guess 12 years ago I thought it was ok to use the r word, dumb asshole :/
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link