did he get a mohawk
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
buffalo is delilah!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
ha, isn't the Bills bar in Chicago called Delilah's?
― boxall, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
let's not examine that allusion to closely because it doesn't make any sense
xp YES!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYNwfq84hJU
― lol-qaeda (am0n), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
"ah fuck you mason just fuck you will ya?"
― lol-qaeda (am0n), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link
this fucken guy
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman is due in Boston Municipal Court today where he will be arraigned on charges of indecent assault and battery on a woman, Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley’s office said.
Boston police spokeswoman Elaine Driscoll said officers were called to the Storyville nightclub on Exeter Street in the Back Bay around 1:30 a.m. today to investigate reports of an assault.
After police spoke with the female victim, Edelman was arrested on a single count of indecent assault and battery, Driscoll said. Edelman was taken into custody but later posted bail and released by police.
Driscoll said out of respect for the confidentiality of the information the victim supplied to police, she would not provide specific details of the allegation against Edelman.
In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist.
A man who was with the woman told police that a man – later identified as Edelman – bumped into the woman on the dance floor. “He saw the victim’s face change into an expression of shock,’’ police said in the report.
The man then confronted Edelman on the dance floor and “threatened to beat him up’’ while the woman tried to calm him down, police said. The man and the woman were ejected, followed by Edelman, police said.
The man and the woman and Edelman were thrown out of the nightclub by bouncers to calm the situation, police were told by nightclub staff.
When police arrived, Edelman denied groping the woman, police said.
However, after the man and woman positively identified him, Edelman was charged with indecent assault and battery.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
Two things: Wes Welker wouldn't ever do this and is there "decent" assault and battery in Suffolk Co?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
#weswelkerwouldnt
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
I hope he gets ejected from the team immediately. I really don't think I can handle cheering for a team that will look the other way when this kind of thing happens. I'm not from Pittsburgh after all!
― Moodles, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
story sounds crooked to me. not that i can't imagine a football player groping a woman in a club.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
Then of course after the '90 season, Tom came here and I went to Cleveland, so we haven't been together since then but we've had, whether he was there or in Jacksonville or in New York or I was in Cleveland or I was in wherever I was before coming back here, we've always maintained a good friendship.
i love that coach bill hates the jets so much that he can't even stomach to acknowledge he was there. he's the greatest *swoon*
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
the coach's art of pretend forgetfulness
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
So are the Pats now a "finesse" team?
― Moodles, Thursday, 3 November 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
wes welker u are a pa-treat-o
― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
gross
― horseshoe, Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
u mad?
― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
just jealous
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
this team has all of the hallmarks of a 10-6 team that misses the playoffs, and that only thanks to the soft second half schedule. i don't think a pats team under bb has ever been bad in quite so many areas. maybe having a position coach and no one as your coordinators isn't the paradigm redefining genius that no one thought it was, although they have a gen-u-ine ST coordinator and that might actually be their worst phase of play. but playcalling has definitely exaggerated the crazy personal issues.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
they just kind of suck
― call all destroyer, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
i just think they straight up have no talent on defense -- wilfork and mayo and chung are pretty great, but you could make an argument that no one after that (except maybe mccourtney) should be starting for a team that has super bowl aspirations. they absolutely cannot rush the passer and they can't cover anyone. and of course those two issues exacerbate the other. they've really screwed up the draft.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
i think ras-i dowling is gonna be pretty good, but obviously he's hurt
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
but there's been so many pass rushers in the past two drafts and the pats just haven't picked any of them except for jermaine cunningham but he's not a 10 sack a year guy
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
he's also been totally invisible this year which is a running theme with their defensive draft picks
― call all destroyer, Monday, 7 November 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
reiss at espn (who is v understated about it if he ever says anything critical) has said a number of times that maybe belichick could use a sounding board as far as making decisions in the draft.. i mean, it seems to me they have had a lot of the same issues since late 2007
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
cunningham has been a healthy scratch last couple games. pass rush has been better than last year but coverage has been worse. andre carter is doing well, spikes is effective when they rush him the DTs. belichick is notoriously particular about his linebackers being versatile, which has left them with some dudes who can do everything ok, eg ninkovich, while deftly avoiding more one dimensional players like clay matthews.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
"Hey, Rex, Belichick is better than you," the fan screamed to Ryan, who was walking off the field and into the locker room tunnel with the rest of the team.
"Shut the f--- up," Ryan yelled back.
Ryan could be subject to a fine by the league or the Jets.
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
Ryan's counterpart, Bill Belichick, also reportedly used profanity after the game. According to the New York Post, he told his son during the postgame celebration: "Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league" and then used a vulgarity.
The league won't investigate that because it was in a private conversation, the spokesman said.
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
I believe the exact quote was "Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league. Suck my dick!"
― Moodles, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 6, 2011 8:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
he just needs some time in the lazarus pit
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
genuine lol at that
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
andre carter seems like a cool guy
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah he does
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
So if I keep my son cranking away at piano lessons does he have a shot at becoming a defensive lineman for the Pats?
― Moodles, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
kyle arrington currently 3rd cb in afc pro bowl voting
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0110/nfl_a_belichick_gb1_668.jpg
bffs
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahah omg
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
pats ppl check out the belichick press conf from yesterday if you have 20 mins spare. bill feeling good, in talking mood.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2012-January-25-11-34-1.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
what in the...
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
oh come on that's totally self-explanatory
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
love this:
http://i42.tinypic.com/8yzwxw.jpg
brandon spikes with bob k
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
<3 brandon spikes is one of my favorite players on this team.
also: Suggs and Gronk wired for the afc title game
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8265c595/Sound-FX-Ravens-vs-Patriots-first-halfhttp://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8265c8ff/Sound-FX-Ravens-vs-Patriots-second-half
rob gronkowski is having fun
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
https://p.twimg.com/AkV4LISCMAAdu3_.jpg
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3hQB9x-WQ5g
― Moodles, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
Let's try that againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQB9x-WQ5g
gronk handling suggs in that first half video was pretty sweet
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
START GRONKING
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link