TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

Anyway,I found this buried in the Kids section on Peyton's blog:

Kids Only > Puttin' Up with Peyton
Cooper Manning (older brother)

#2 - "Karate Career Cut Short"

When I was about six years old, I decided to take karate. After about two months, it was time for me to graduate from a white belt to a yellow belt. It was a big day! Two months of work, and the whole class was moving up. This was huge for a six year old!

The big day came, and Peyton and dad were in the crowd. There were fifteen students, and we had to pair off and fight each other. A friend of mine ended up without a partner after everyone paired up. You have to keep in mind that at age four, Peyton was what you may call a "chubby kid." He was over 12 pounds when he was born, and his baby fat hadn't worn away! Then again, Peyton didn't do a whole lot to lose it either! I'm sure he was scarfing down a Moon Pie or something while he was watching the match.

Finally, with a mouth-full of food, he gestures to my dad, "I'll fight him," talking about the kid who didn't have a partner. Of course my dad says ok, and Peyton, wobbles down to the mat in a pair of jeans, cowboy boots, and a country accent - looking and acting like a redneck. For some unknown reason, the karate instructor decided to let this completely random stranger out of the crowd go toe to toe with this six-year-old boy who's been taking karate for two months. Everybody just knew that Peyton didn't have a chance!

Well, the fight started and within six seconds, Peyton grabbed the kid and body-slammed him! No fancy karate moves, just plain body slammed him. The kid immediately started crying because he knew he had just gotten beat by some random kid who didn't know a thing about karate!

That day alone probably ended that kid's karate career. It also ended mineÑknowing I had been doing all this practicing for two months, and my "little" brother could probably still pick me up and body slam me! The best part was that Peyton didn't even think anything of what he had done--he just turned around and walked off the mat! He was just looking forward to getting back to the ice cream sandwich he was sucking down on the sideline!

Spoken like a true older brother...

Of course, Peyton's going to lose to Brady until he gets some rings:

Manning: thee great QB, drafted #1 (aka YOU MUST WIN NOW PRIMADONNA BOY), franchise savior, son of hard-luck NFL great (aka YOU MUST AVENGE ME PEYTON), kinda spazzy, stuck w/ shitty defenses for way too long but gets the blame for the team's one-dimensionality

Brady: 6th round pick, farting around in the background, OH NO PUNCTURED LUNG, lemme win some Superbowls for y'all, aren't I swell?, and so handsome too!, a True Team Player (Nice hair part, Chachi.)

I love seeing pictures of wrestlers with athletes from other sports because you get a better feel for how tall the wrestlers really are.

http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/./photos/uncategorized/zeus1_1.jpg

Let me know if I left anything out, suggestions, etc.

cuet!

What is my favorite type of pie?

It's like he's not even afraid to just basically read from the playbook week by week 'cause he knows Spitmaster Cowher is just gonna rewrite the package every Tuesday until the super Bowl.

Also, for Peyton, I think what he needs to do is just do something really out of sorts, he needs to go in front of the whole team and make them watch as he shaves his head, or lets his center shave his head, and they tell everyone he ain't cuttin' that shit again until he gets a ring.

This is a great, underappreciated post.

Browns helmet plus a Packers helmet for a misguided friend.

95 dollars though, geez.

This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "

HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l3drt5pB49Q/Sd9mP5Lzx5I/AAAAAAAAEOE/VF4fXjNp21o/s400/ben_roethlisberger.jpg

wtf

shaun of the ben

ok that doesn't quite make sense does it?

http://www.psamp.com/images/stories/benstache.jpg

no

family huddle
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5293420n&tag=contentMain;contentBody

contentBody

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bennyhot.jpg

pulling these from the week 19 thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjPsnV4KfuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPDNHCrPfM

i rarely remember my dreams, but I woke up this morning with a clear memory of having watched a televised Roethlisberger PSA where he was talking about the dangers of diabetes and he said "There are eighteen people in my family with diabetes. Ten are currently being treated. None live in my house. Won't you help?"

dr. ben rofflesberger

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bennyhot.jpg

http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/sportspickle/f/9/sportspickle.24751edfad39a0cc7b92c0e9aab436f7.jpg

tbh i can no longer think of ben without picturing this guy

http://i49.tinypic.com/kcil3a.jpg

"hey uh... i think i'm gonna rape you now"

yo guys just wanted to pop in and say that ben can rape like 80 girls a day so long as he keeps gettin dem RINGS, SIXBURGH BABY WOOOOOO, i hope he plows pussy all day long, leaving a wake of shattered young females behind him, mere shivering husks, weeping before an unresponsive public as long as it gives him the strength to FIND HEATH MILLER OVER THE MIDDLE FOR A FIRST DOWN and UNDERTHROW IT TO MIKE WALLACE FOR A STILLERS TOUCHDOWN and i don't care if that makes me a bad person

Profootballtalk.com passes along "rumors" that suspended Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger was recently caught urinating on a Columbus (OH) golf course by a woman who supposedly now intends to press charges.

PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.

tbf, dudes take a piss on golf courses all the time.

tru, but dude gotta keep it in his pants

http://www.theonion.com/articles/peyton-manning-comes-out-as-gay-for-football,32037/

The Steelers are a steroid controversy and a nightclub shooting away from being the team from Playmakers right now. https://t.co/f5O8cqMo9e

— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 20, 2018