here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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irl LOLs

ENBB, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

HAA

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ baby wilfork

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq7ff2GY81qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 3 February 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

is that a tshirt i can acquire

lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

Tiquan Underwood released the day before the super bowl...

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 4 February 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

see jpg above i guess

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

Twitter dudes speculating that he would've played if Gronk couldn't go, and that he probably already knew this was gonna happen.

polyphonic, Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

i got off a plane in boston two days ago and the first thing i saw on the drive from the airport was a dude roasting a life size model of a giants player on a spit

junior dada (thomp), Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

that is the one contribution i will make to this thread

junior dada (thomp), Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Assmaster (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

xps to poly: i hope that's the case. he is reacting v well about it at any rate
https://twitter.com/#!/TiUnderwood/status/165957643259748354

the thing is, supposedly he is/was really highly rated by NE. i wonder if they will bring him back, which would kind of make this even worse somehow?

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

i got off a plane in boston two days ago and the first thing i saw on the drive from the airport was a dude roasting a life size model of a giants player on a spit

― junior dada (thomp), Saturday, February 4, 2012 7:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never change boston, never change

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

i remember when the pats played the bears in the 86 superbowl people were buying bear meat and eating it this was a thing that was happening, much discussed around the schoolyard

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

My mom fed us bear meat the whole two weeks leading up to the super bowl

Moodles, Sunday, 5 February 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

no way srs

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

We used to hunt, skin, kill and eat SSTs when I was growing up. Now I know why.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure underwood will be back

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

ti underwood, don't you go and cut your hair
do you think it will make belichick change?!

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 5 February 2012 07:06 (twelve years ago) link

i got off a plane in boston two days ago and the first thing i saw on the drive from the airport was a dude roasting a life size model of a giants player on a spit

― junior dada (thomp), Saturday, February 4, 2012 7:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biTbNabyyyM

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

: )

i will see u later. (am0n), Sunday, 5 February 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

Tags:
Help yourself to some roast of Eli Manning New York Fans

i will see u later. (am0n), Sunday, 5 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qII8s.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 February 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

"i'm an apple II"
"and i'm and commodore PET"

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 February 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

dig belichicks lego man hair

i will see u later. (am0n), Sunday, 5 February 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

not that i have been obsessively ruminating and consoling myself about this all day, but i have determined that this was actually the least disappointing playoff exit of the last 10 years:

06/07 colts (just the way that game played out, losing the big lead)
07/08 giants (...)
05/06 denver (should and would have won 3 in a row with superior colts losing to pburgh. wtf this game)
10/11 jets (terrible, dumb game)
09/10 ravens (these last two only ones where the other team was actually legit better; 1st quarter tho...damn)
11/12 giants (played well, other team played better *shrug*)

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 February 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I can imagine the Colt game was a backbreaker

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

colt game, just brutal. after they somehow pulled out a win vs the super chargers who were really good that season, and ran up what, a 21 point lead? 19?

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/uploads//2007/10/reche_caldwell__1_3.jpg

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

bjge to bengals

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

good for benny, hope he got paid.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, def keeping a watch out. 3y at around 10m i bet. i think he has a chance to perform at least as well as c benson did the last couple years. he may not have as much talent but his attitude is approx 1000000 times better.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

No more Law Firm. Bummer. He was one of my favorites over the past couple seasons. Thought he had great potential, but needed to be played on more snaps.

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting that they brought back Stallworth. He didn't make a huge impression on me last time around, maybe overshadowed by Moss.

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

happy patritos day

mookieproof, Monday, 16 April 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AqnkXKQCAAA7f6H.jpg

pplains, Monday, 16 April 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

hbbb

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 April 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

apparently matt light is going to retire.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 April 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to start referring to him as BILLB.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

So the Pats are really working the aggressive D angle with these two picks. Looking forward to seeing them steamroll some QBs.

Moodles, Friday, 27 April 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

is wes wearing a fucking ascot?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

eh, it's at least better than the creepy moustache he was sporting toward the end of the season

Moodles, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

craziest celebrity sighting out where i was working in central park: robert kraft arm in arm with his "gal pal". there was kissing. I totally wigged out and was staring, definitely not cool.
it's weird, actors and musicians don't impress me at all (ansari showed up if you wanna name drop and it's very whatever), but anyone connected with athletics gets me startstruck

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:58 (twelve years ago) link

Only autograph I've ever asked for is from Ozzie Smith. I feel you, bro.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez, Jake Ballard, Visanthe Shiancoe

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link


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