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bit early isn't it? You've got 15 more weeks to get all this out your system

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

no

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

heads must roll by the time i finish dinner

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://emol.org/azrenfest/images/azrenking.gif

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football

― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, September 9, 2012 9:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ OTM x1000

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 10 September 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hay brownie, did u watch that Browns ep of A Football Life on ESPN?

it was kinda 'Browns: The Bill Belichick Story' but still it made me v teary in a few places, esp the players saying goodbye to the fans at the end of the final game.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

ew

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

and i say that because there are any number of things to celebrate about the brownies that don't involve bill belichick, for sipe's sake

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah troo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

no, i didn't see it. i think Kosar was the subject on 30/30 tho? y/n?

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he's one of 3 subjects - I haven't watched the 30/30 yet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

hes 1 of like a dozen dudes in it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol wow - the synopsis makes it sound like there's only kosar, rison and [name forgotten]

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

you guys are talking about two different shows. Football Life about the Browns is NFL network. The 30 for 30 about former athletes who went broke (featureing Kosar) was on ESPN.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

...

I love you for thinking you needed to point that out, Bill.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

Amazingly terrible game, week 5. Usually I go to a safe house to watch the Browns. But I end up at a bar about a half mile from my apartment and it's 75% Pittsburgh fans.

Pros: The Browns finally ran some sweeps. Here's an NFL team that hasn't run outside the tackles all year except for the quick pitch against the Ravens.

Christ: No way to stop the run

When the Browns were up 14-0 (!!!) I said to myself and the guy next to me DON'T GIVE UP LONG DRIVES. What followed was a constant parade of off tackle runs and 7 yard curls and outs.

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

True story: I have never been to a bar in Cleveland on Sunday where the Browns fans outnumber the Steelers fans.

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ "Christ:"

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

at least t-rich looks awesome, and you're primed for a hot #1 pick in 2013!

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

man, TR is GOOD. i fear that Weeden is this guy:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McDoPa00.htm

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

they really need to just pick another QB in 2013

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

Christ: Buster Skrine

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 8 October 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNfAtHM4Ktk

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

lol adele

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/08/browns-fan-stabs-father-over-bet/1621399/

Bet in family over Browns game goes awry.

earlnash, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

i'm done with everything

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

Dude, you got to at least wait until after the Bengals game.

earlnash, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

yes, fry the browns fans like ants through god's magnifying glass

it's the final step

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 October 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

Browns president Mike Holmgren will retire at the end of this season and former Eagles president Joe Banner is being named the Browns new CEO effective immediately, according to league sources. New Browns owner Jimmy Haslam is expected to make the announcement today

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

with the team on it's way to 11-5 i'm not sure this is the right move

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Pat Shurmur on why he ran a play instead of letting the clock run down to the two minute warning, and regrouping, at the end of the first half:

"When you get down there, you never know how long it's going to take you to score. It may take 5 or 6 plays, so we wanted to get another play in there."

lol at "it may take 5 or 6 plays", it was first and goal! They ended running up the middle for almost no gain. Also, they had timeouts left.

He's a horrible head coach.

road to per diem (brownie), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

Currently gauging the Browns wildcard chances. I can see this happening.

road to per diem (brownie), Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

drunk Kosar on local radio

http://yourlisten.com/channel/content/16931809/Bernie

road to per diem (brownie), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

man

road to per diem (brownie), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS

the sadness is overwhelming

road to per diem (brownie), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

“A couple times I just threw the ball in the dirt to let those guys rest. We were throwing the ball down the field and those guys were tired.” — Colt McCoy

brownie, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

i'm glad i swung by to hear a couple of minutes of bernie. i could smell the alcohol coming off him across fucking time and space

goodbye normative genes (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Cleveland Browns are expected to clean house Monday, letting go of both coach Pat Shurmur and general manager Tom Heckert, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reported Saturday, citing league sources.

Shurmur was awful, and I'm glad to see him go, but I really liked Heckert. Even if he did draft Brandon Weeden over Russell Wilson.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 30 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

could still sweep the steelers for the first time since . . . ?

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 December 2012 07:35 (eleven years ago) link

88

brownie, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

w/o Weeden and Richardson?

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

the video in my HEY MARTY thread ( HEY MARTY!!! ) died, but i found another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY43piIuVQ8

skip to 11:50

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 30 December 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Did Tyrod Taylor just break his wrist on a 4th an goal scramble in preseason

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:47 (six years ago) link

Tyrip Taylor

brownie, Friday, 24 August 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link

Good Lord that 538 article has a lot of hyperlinks.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

lmao i had no idea this thread existed, fun fact m1ke p3ttine3 is my uncle

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

Are you kidding?? That’s awesome!!

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link

ya idk i mean i guess it's p cool but i care SO little abt football that it doesn't faze me much
from what i understand he took them from really shitty to kinda-eh but then they got shitty again and they sacked him?
how do football coaches work?? was he an ok one or did he deserve to be fired? what's the point of quickly firing someone w/o giving them a chance to build up the team? this confuses me so much

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

he had a rough deal, is a good defensive coach. he'll do well in GB

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:51 (six years ago) link

Updated Browns win-loss records after their win over the Eagles:

Browns record in their last 7 preseason games: 6-1

Browns record in their last 56 regular season games: 6-50

— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) August 24, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 24 August 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmkhQcxXoAA9JOj.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

Going 0-16 will do that to you.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

So is the losing streak done or does it have an asterix now?

earlnash, Sunday, 9 September 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

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