2012 Browns thread

YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS

the sadness is overwhelming

“A couple times I just threw the ball in the dirt to let those guys rest. We were throwing the ball down the field and those guys were tired.” — Colt McCoy

i'm glad i swung by to hear a couple of minutes of bernie. i could smell the alcohol coming off him across fucking time and space

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Cleveland Browns are expected to clean house Monday, letting go of both coach Pat Shurmur and general manager Tom Heckert, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reported Saturday, citing league sources.

Shurmur was awful, and I'm glad to see him go, but I really liked Heckert. Even if he did draft Brandon Weeden over Russell Wilson.

http://www.edenproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/scythe-kevin-austin-eden-pr.jpg

could still sweep the steelers for the first time since . . . ?

88

w/o Weeden and Richardson?

the video in my HEY MARTY thread ( HEY MARTY!!! ) died, but i found another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY43piIuVQ8

skip to 11:50

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1106/posters.salon94.exhibit/images/mad-dawg-golic.jpg

THE CHUDZINSKI ERA BEGINS

zzzzzzz...

I mean it's better than the Shurmur hire but

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8yuSpgjkl9U/Tdlu242NfoI/AAAAAAAAA8U/6KoXFdvlJLs/s1600/C+-+CHUD.jpg

maintenant "il" ne vive plus a charlotte

this is a cam newton hire right? but i guess he has to make something out of weeden rather than draft a new cam?

I have absolutely no idea what this hire is about. Rumor Mill: Norv Turner as OC.

Rumor Mill: Norv Turner on The OC

Rumor Mill: Norv Turner OD'd

I like Chudz. He's a good coach imo

Frankly if he hires the right staff, and I'm fine with Norv at OC, I'll be happy. Now there's talk of going to the 3-4 defense one year after the Browns stockpiled defensive linemen and had one linebacker.

Shurmur was so out of his league at head coach it boggles even Romeo Crennel.

the video in my HEY MARTY thread ( HEY MARTY!!! ) died, but i found another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY43piIuVQ8
[Hey Marty]
skip to 11:50

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, December 30, 2012 10:53 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 10:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

btw, nothing sums up cleveland in the 80's better than these two posts

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhjprz1TNjI

yeah!!

almost thirty goddamn years ago

i love that the very last frame of that video is the game winning kick from Rich Karlis

i have a poster of bill madlock that is v. similar to that golic one (still hanging in my room at my dad's house)

great hitter!

i used to have SI's Statis Pro Baseball and Madlock was forever lacing singles

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/17112/uni-watch-contest-redesign-the-browns

it's got me worried

Boy do the Cleveland media HATE Lombardi.

Lombardi is so great, i hope it works out for him.

yeah he's a bro

i remember him saying his goal was to be GM of a dome team with a qb. so that went pretty well.

;_:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzuqvDK6XU

that double running back set that both teams ran is amazing

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/41156532

"Browns owner Jimmy Haslam says he'll take a hands-on role in the draft and free agency"

fart noise

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam resumes his job as CEO of whatever Flying J is

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2013/feb/11/jimmy-haslam-reassumes-role-ceo-pilot-flying-j/

truly a renaissance man

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A4Y2xMa6FaA/USQAmy18WrI/AAAAAAAACTo/UDbXF1kJaY0/s320/Brownie.png

*clown horn*

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/04/cleveland_browns_owner_jimmy_h_1.html

Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam's travel center company has engaged in fraud for 'many years', FBI says

lol, utter scumbags

CHRIST

hopefully the FBI removed every QB the Browns have had since 1990

fuck states' rights, time for the FBI to step in

the Browns should be run by the Feds

The Cleveland G-Men

ahhh

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dispatch/obituary.aspx?n=scott-e-entsminger&pid=165695591

A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder, he also wrote a song each year and sent it to the Cleveland Browns as well as offering other advice on how to run the team. He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time.

I'll be out of work for like five minutes: 2013 NFL Offseason Thread