Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

SOFA KING COOL

http://www.emptythebench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ocho-cinco.jpg

Bengals should force him to wear jersey that says CINCO.

tully banta cain doesn't wear one that says CAIN.

And there goes Rudi.

so what are all the fantasy football sites waiting for?

Is there an ILX fantasy football thread? I've got a draft on Monday and need recommendations!

Ditto, but I'm pretty prepped.

mordy: sure as shit there is!

Your ILNFL Fantasy Football thread!1!!!! 2008

o_O

Chad Ocho Cinco fessed up: He kissed the coach. The Cincinnati Bengals receiver acknowledged on Wednesday that he leaned into coach Marvin Lewis and gave him a peck on the cheek during a 31-22 loss in Dallas. He said it was the first time he'd ever kissed a coach. "It was probably the last," he added. What brought this on? The Pro Bowl receiver was struggling through another afternoon of double coverages and missed chances on Sunday. He had only three catches for 43 yards as the Bengals fell to 0-5. When he came to the sideline at one point, Lewis reminded him to stay positive. "He whispered something in my ear that I really liked, so I kissed him," Ocho Cinco said.

<3 <3

schef otm

that's effin hilarious.

Like, T.O. is the evil twin and 85 is the good twin

espn "soccer analyst" believes that "stranger things have happened" than ocho joining the MLS and sees a strong possibility of it happening in the future

his kicking performance the other night was inspired. seriously, i'm falling in love w/ the ochocinco again.

(never you mind why marvin lewis let the ocho do the placekicking...i mean, the punter REALLY couldn't do it?)

OGOchoCinco

I'm in tears , hearing about Tiger reminds me when my mom sat me down and told me Santa Clause wasn't real, cmon Tiger you're my idol

ocho cinco became a man today

On a conference call with Minnesota Vikings reporters, Ochocinco said he’ll try to find and blow the Vikings’ horn if he scores a touchdown in Sunday’s game.

“Man, I’m going to have some purple fun. I’m so excited for this week,” he said.

Later, Ochocinco was asked if he’s ever been threatened with a suspension by the league.

“Come on now. What are you going to suspend me for? Having fun? I’m not that bad,” he said. “‘Breaking news: Chad Ochocinco suspended for too many celebrations.’ How would that sound? I’m not hurting anybody. I’m very respectful with everybody I play against.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AoRMtFvWDwwH0hguQE64vw1DubYF?slug=ap-bengals-ochocincofine&prov=ap&type=lgns

dear baby jesus -- this is what I ant for xmas

ochocinco vs RAGNAR will be super awesome TV

http://www.eventusa.com/images/vikings-ragnar1.jpg

I hear there's a lot hate on the kid this morning on how I play the game -all websites and news stations that don't like it Child please

about 3 hours ago from MOTOBLUR

# http://twitpic.com/sx3ev - Coming soon-child please day care centers

about 7 hours ago from TwitPic

he may be legally changing his name again...this time to chad hachi go. that's right. japanese.

http://thedugoutsportsshow.com/?p=977

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs095.snc3/16238_207252085263_192889005263_3593933_840907_n.jpg

I remember in training camp me and Chris trying to do this dance on you tube -Crazy Guy Dancing In Church-we laughed at this for months

1 minute ago from twidroid

Chad Ochocinco

I know I'm not crazy but in most leagues I got people 15 points<-- you can't tell me Slim wasn't with me yesterday.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/jim_trotter/12/20/bengals.ochocinco/index.html

this dude needs to stop making me tear up

Ocho via facebook - If you've played with me online I would like to apoligize for all the headshots in COD,touchdowns on MADDEN and the dunks in 2k10-I'm great.

Chad Ochocinco Can you imagine if I got an unlimited friends list , we can all be friends and I can beat everybody's ass<--that sounds awesome

Chad Ochocinco Do you think the folks at Microsoft will make me an unlimited friends list, everybody needs to experience my greatness at Call of Duty!

Chad Ochocinco I am on call of duty on X box now. Invite me ESTABAN 85

that explains the cape. i am gonna try to add him!

Chad Ochocinco I forgot to tell y'all I was in the movie AVATAR. I was one of the blue characters in the movie, look close and you'll spot me.

''Darrelle Revis couldn't cover me in a brown paper bag on a corner of a Manhattan street inside a phone booth,'' Ochocinco said after asking if everyone had their recorders on. ''It's impossible.''
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/12/30/sports/AP-FBN-Jets-Ochocinco-Revis.html

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

@Revis24 we have a clown ladies and gentlemen and his name is @OGOchoCinco. the admission is 50cents to enjoy his rabbit pulled out of a hat(boring).

@Revis24 good morning world. i just woke up from this crazy dream. @OGOchoCinco came to Revis Island and disappeared.

@OGOchoCinco http://twitpic.com/vxv0i - Revis Island

oh, wow
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/53647938.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82%26Expires%3D1262233245%26Signature%3Du5tV/jWqqAuKWg2bCS4hsvW3sGQ%3D

when is there gonna be a team/qb/coach that plays along with chad instead of getting all super-serious

Revis Island is really small.

Chad Ochocinco

NY Post took my joke a lil serious. Regis calling me out. Only if I could get Obama to get at me then I'm set.

Chad Ochocinco said his left knee is feeling fine. He tested it out Monday -- not on the football field, though. "I had sex yesterday,'' the Bengals receiver said. "With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."

this guy

Scott Hatteberg, Ray Durham (good OBP for a 2B, but diminished defensive ability), Erubiel Durazo, ...

Hmm no idea how that happened! Sorry!

wait a second...what year is this?

Chad Ochocinco

Why is Tiger Woods in sex rehab scrolling at the bottom of ESPN-if this is news all men need 2 join him in there-WTF its just sex not murder

truth bomb

i just downloaded the ochocinco app for iphone, it is free

Tips From Ocho:
I am the 4th largest media market in the US- its NY, LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO, then OCHO CINCO

Back to MIAMI to get back on my mini training regiment, if it's possible to have a 10 pack (abs) im gonna get them and ill be Hochuli swole
7:01 AM Feb 7th via Seesmic for Android

Hochuli swole! :D

figure most of you don't read ILF so...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/soccer/chad_ochocinco_may_have_found_his_perfect_pitch/2011/03/25/AFRPLZVB_story.html?wprss=rss_dcunited

hes gonna ride a bull today http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm313/Zenzirouj/emot-ohdear.png

lol i didn't realize he was actually doing this, tho i shouldn't have doubted him

ochocinco Chad Ochocinco
Tonight I will ride with 1 hand on the bull n 1 hand in the sky with my middle finger up as a kind gesture to my confused admirers. #DejaBlu

hero

It's being televised on Versus FYI...late start due to Hockey

he lasted 1.5 seconds...

KINDA LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND, AMIRITE

HIYOOOOOO

hahah irl lols @ u Jordan

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco is still settling into his new surroundings in New England, and he's taking an unusual approach to his living situation.

"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season," he said Tuesday. "That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around."

Ochocinco hasn't yet picked the fan.

"I'm not sure how it's going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox," he said. "That's about it."

Asked if he was serious, Ochocinco said, "Have I ever lied to you before?"

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

nice

<3

ocho :D

so happy for this guy, hope he wins 2 rings and gives one to randy

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

holy lol

Ocho Cinco must inspire the greatest volume of terrible articles written about anyone - I mean holy shit is this bad:

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/6856003/rick-reilly-how-keep-chad-hanging-around

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

well, that is from rick reilly

yeah, but you couldn't even write a parody of Reilly that was as bad as this.

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

Look, you never know when he's going to have something big on his mind. I wonder what his take on Tim Tebow is? Will he mix fact, opinion, and a *dash* of humor?

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

― polyphonic, Friday, August 12, 2011 3:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

speaking of -- do we have any ilnfl mods? will omar be back for the season? i assume schef will pop back up, but that only leaves us w/ one mod

i'm about.

ah, true

@ochocinco Chad Ochocinco

@SpeakerBoehner Just read some of your tweets and you seem pretty angry kind sir. I can see you on tv but you're not smiling. Hope you're ok

9:40pm - 24 Jan 12

@ochocinco

@SpeakerBoehner Hello Mr. Boehner, hoping you are in better spirits today. If all else seems bad in life just remember I love you kind sir.

@SpeakerBoehner

@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl; we'll see you in the playoffs next year. Go #Bengals #WhoDey

lmbo

85 Ideas

@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl

^ummmmm

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/chad-johnson-arrested-alleged-domestic-violence-dispute-021203242--nfl.html

Johnson and Lozada were heavily featured on the season premiere of "Hard Knocks," the HBO reality show that chronicles an NFL team through training camp. Johnson was reprimanded by coach Joe Philbin for the language he used in interviews. As he walked out of the Dolphins' training facility, Johnson told team officials, "I'm going to get arrested this weekend."

ugh

she was also prominently featured in that episode

this shit is fucking depressing

i love chad, but fuck

i kinda hope this was just a twitch accident that got out of control but who knows

lol, dolphins just released him

rip

sucks for him that al davis isn't still alive

You can get him and Travis Henry for cheap. They might be favorites for the 2007 Super Bowl.

This has GOT to be a new low

Johnson, known as Chad Ochocinco for his jersey number in Spanish during his playing days, had reached a deal with prosecutors calling for community service and counseling instead of jail. Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh said she would tack on an additional three months' probation because Johnson had failed to meet with his probation officer during three previous months.
It was all set until Johnson, when asked by McHugh if he was satisfied with his lawyer Adam Swickle, gave the attorney a light swat on the rear -- as football players routinely do to each other on the field. The courtroom erupted in laughter and at that McHugh said she wouldn't accept the deal.

cmon mayne

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNags-pX4AMBYFS.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNagu0nWAAAAcLQ.jpg

FBI arrested my neighbor Roger before my morning jog, I’ve only seen shit like that in movies, crazy to start to my Friday

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 25, 2019

lol

<3

Neighborhoods of the rich and wealthy are interesting in this way sometimes. If I remember correct, Eli and Peyton Manning grew up next to Ann Rice down in New Orleans.

Mood: pic.twitter.com/Og1WAL42lx

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 20, 2019