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all he did was pray to become the Pats starting quarterback, sheesh

DJP, Thursday, 20 June 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

they're gonna charge him with first degree murder

Yeah it definitely looks that way.

polyphonic, Thursday, 20 June 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe aaron hernandez spent his offseason executing guys in empty fields (wild speculation with the plurals but still...)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

well one guy he tried to kill inside a car

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

"god bless"

a hand, palming an ilx face forever (Hunt3r), Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

As Aaron Hernandez finds himself a suspect in the homicide of a Boston man and the subject of ridiculous media coverage, Mike Bianchi of the Orlando Sentinel has released details of another shooting investigation that occurred while the tight end attended the University of Florida in 2007.

From Bianchi:

When Hernandez was at UF, he was once questioned, along with three other Gator football players, about a shooting in Gainesvile. None of the players were arrested, but detectives questioned Hernandez in the shootings of Corey Smith and Justin Glass about 2:30 a.m. after Florida lost to Auburn in 2007. According to a Sentinel report at the time, police said Smith, 28, and Glass, 19, were driving around in traffic about 2:30 a.m. Sunday when a man began shooting into their car. Smith was critically wounded in the head while Glass was shot in the arm.

Hernandez declined to discuss the case with reporters back then and was never charged with any crime.

The Urban Meyer era in Gainesville was marred by a long list of varying criminal charges and investigations, as at least 25 of his players were arrested between 2005 and 2010. In 2009, the Sentinel called local defense attorney Huntley Johnson the team's "defensive MVP" for his work in handling a majority of the student-athletes' cases. After taking the Ohio State job in November 2011, Meyer said that the arrests during his time at Florida were “exaggerated."

Bianchi also relayed details of an incident from very early in Hernadez’s Gators career:

However, when Hernandez first enrolled at UF, he was arrested as a 17-year-old juvenile after an altercation at local campus hangout known as The Swamp. Hernandez received deferred prosecution.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

haha okay so now Hernandez has disappeared from the media's scrutiny

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ this comment from PFT

"Anybody else keep hearing the “dung-dung” from Law & Order in their head when these stories post?"

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

heh

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://abcnews.go.com/US/aaron-hernandez-arrest-warrant-issued-obstruction-ustice-charge/story?id=19453898#.UcRIm5z4Kpc

arrest warrant is in, obstruction of ustice according to the url. who is ustice, and why was he obstructed. if tv is any guide to real life, this is an easy minor charge they can hold him on while they fuck with him and get their shit together for a big boy charge

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

  • the security system at Hernandez's home, which included video – had been intentionally destroyed
  • His cell phone was handed over to police "in pieces," and appeared to have been smashed.
  • Police also want to know why a team of house cleaners were hired on Monday to scrub Hernandez's mansion
  • Hernandez and the victim, Odin Lloyd, 27, a semi-pro football player, had been together at several nightclubs during the course of the weekend, including the night before Lloyd's body was found
  • Lloyd's body was found shot in the back of the head in a scrubby clearing of an industrial park roughly a mile from the Patriots star's $1.7 million mansion

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

idk the MA criminal code but destroying dna or other evidence in a murder case has got to be a significant sentence even if he isnt or isnt proven to be the perpetrator

i think they were threatening adrianna la cerva with about 7 years for that, which is a solid precedent although that was in new jersey and not in reality

obstruction of justice charges don't carry huge penalties... if he wasn't involved in the murder and flipped on whoever was, then he'd get off w/ probation or something

that said it still seems very possible that he was involved in the murder

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

i think ray lewis pled to obstruction charges, he didn't do any jail time iirc

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

he's doing a really good job of acting exactly like someone who committed murder

personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha yes

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/21/within-days-of-draft-hernandez-threatened-welker/

In an anecdote near the bottom of a longer report, it was mentioned that Hernandez was at the team facility trying to watch film, when he grew frustrated at not being able to operate the equipment. Wide receiver Wes Welker walked by, Hernandez asked for help, and Welker replied: “Rookie, you figure it out.”

According to the report, Hernandez “responded with expletives.”

The Globe being a family publication, didn’t expound, but one of their reporters did on Twitter.

According to Shalise Manza Young, Hernandez’s reply was “f— you Wes, I’ll f— you up!“

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

hernandez then shot welker in the face

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol. that is some weak shit right there.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZrNcY08Y6lI#t=63s

lol Three different people said "He could kill you with..."

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

"he could kill you with a smile" xp

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

these hernandez stories coming out of the woodwork are fucking lame

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like everyone has said that to Wes Welker at one time or another

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

i know, right!?

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like an nfl player says that to another nfl player at least 3x every single practice or game

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

"...and then Hernandez looked me in the eye and said 'I will kill your motherfucking labradoodle with my BARE FUCKING HANDS' and brandished a gun"

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

I'm worried about k3vin finding out this news.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

http://opieandanthony.me/img/brady_fu_b.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

"fudge, you bitches"

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

in a bizarre outburst in a boston area karaoke bar, hernandez was heard declaring to shocked onlookers "16 in the clip and one in the hole,
nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold". he continued to describe how he "laid all them busters down" and "let [his] gat explode".

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

in fairness, the song on the prompter was "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

haha

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

you don't wanna hear what he did the night when he got fajitas at Chilis and they weren't sizzlin

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 June 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

THE FAJITAS AT CHILIS ARE ALWAYS SIZZLIN DON'T TALK SHIT

*shoots neanderthal*

personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

this is really messed up :(

i haven't had the heart to ask my best friend what he knows

rip neanderthal

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

by "what he knows" i mean if he's talked to him, he's not involved at all

the hell is going on there with his arms/shirt?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

i would guess he was shirtless when they busted in and cuffed him, and they just threw the shirt over the top for decency

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

I like your first theory

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

esp. imagining how he destroyed that second arm

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

New England Patriots ‏@Patriots 1m
The New England #Patriots have released Aaron Hernandez.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link


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