here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

lol @ this comment from PFT

"Anybody else keep hearing the “dung-dung” from Law & Order in their head when these stories post?"

heh

http://abcnews.go.com/US/aaron-hernandez-arrest-warrant-issued-obstruction-ustice-charge/story?id=19453898#.UcRIm5z4Kpc

arrest warrant is in, obstruction of ustice according to the url. who is ustice, and why was he obstructed. if tv is any guide to real life, this is an easy minor charge they can hold him on while they fuck with him and get their shit together for a big boy charge

• the security system at Hernandez's home, which included video – had been intentionally destroyed
• His cell phone was handed over to police "in pieces," and appeared to have been smashed.
• Police also want to know why a team of house cleaners were hired on Monday to scrub Hernandez's mansion
• Hernandez and the victim, Odin Lloyd, 27, a semi-pro football player, had been together at several nightclubs during the course of the weekend, including the night before Lloyd's body was found
• Lloyd's body was found shot in the back of the head in a scrubby clearing of an industrial park roughly a mile from the Patriots star's $1.7 million mansion

idk the MA criminal code but destroying dna or other evidence in a murder case has got to be a significant sentence even if he isnt or isnt proven to be the perpetrator

i think they were threatening adrianna la cerva with about 7 years for that, which is a solid precedent although that was in new jersey and not in reality

obstruction of justice charges don't carry huge penalties... if he wasn't involved in the murder and flipped on whoever was, then he'd get off w/ probation or something

that said it still seems very possible that he was involved in the murder

i think ray lewis pled to obstruction charges, he didn't do any jail time iirc

he's doing a really good job of acting exactly like someone who committed murder

hahaha yes

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/21/within-days-of-draft-hernandez-threatened-welker/

In an anecdote near the bottom of a longer report, it was mentioned that Hernandez was at the team facility trying to watch film, when he grew frustrated at not being able to operate the equipment. Wide receiver Wes Welker walked by, Hernandez asked for help, and Welker replied: “Rookie, you figure it out.”

According to the report, Hernandez “responded with expletives.”

The Globe being a family publication, didn’t expound, but one of their reporters did on Twitter.

According to Shalise Manza Young, Hernandez’s reply was “f— you Wes, I’ll f— you up!“

hernandez then shot welker in the face

lol. that is some weak shit right there.

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZrNcY08Y6lI#t=63s

lol Three different people said "He could kill you with..."

"he could kill you with a smile" xp

these hernandez stories coming out of the woodwork are fucking lame

I feel like everyone has said that to Wes Welker at one time or another

i know, right!?

I feel like an nfl player says that to another nfl player at least 3x every single practice or game

"...and then Hernandez looked me in the eye and said 'I will kill your motherfucking labradoodle with my BARE FUCKING HANDS' and brandished a gun"

I'm worried about k3vin finding out this news.

http://opieandanthony.me/img/brady_fu_b.gif

"fudge, you bitches"

in a bizarre outburst in a boston area karaoke bar, hernandez was heard declaring to shocked onlookers "16 in the clip and one in the hole,
nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold". he continued to describe how he "laid all them busters down" and "let [his] gat explode".

lol

in fairness, the song on the prompter was "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

haha

you don't wanna hear what he did the night when he got fajitas at Chilis and they weren't sizzlin

THE FAJITAS AT CHILIS ARE ALWAYS SIZZLIN DON'T TALK SHIT

*shoots neanderthal*

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/136/8/b/Raptor_Heaven_ala_Caveman_Hell_by_UberWang.jpg

this is really messed up :(

i haven't had the heart to ask my best friend what he knows

rip neanderthal

by "what he knows" i mean if he's talked to him, he's not involved at all

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130626-arron-hernandez-hmed-930a.photoblog600.jpg

the hell is going on there with his arms/shirt?

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

i would guess he was shirtless when they busted in and cuffed him, and they just threw the shirt over the top for decency

I like your first theory

esp. imagining how he destroyed that second arm

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

New England Patriots ‏@Patriots 1m
The New England #Patriots have released Aaron Hernandez.

piiiiiiiiiiiiss

it turns out he had diabetes

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

ice cold

lol j0rd

it seems v odd that that was broken on the official twitter, right?

fucking hell

The team said in a statement: "A young man was murdered last week and we extend our sympathies to the family and friends who mourn his loss. Words cannot express the disappointment we feel knowing that one of our players was arrested as a result of this investigation. We realize that law enforcement investigations into this matter are ongoing. We support their efforts and respect the process. At this time, we believe this transaction is simply the right thing to do."