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he's doing a really good job of acting exactly like someone who committed murder

personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

hahaha yes

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/21/within-days-of-draft-hernandez-threatened-welker/

In an anecdote near the bottom of a longer report, it was mentioned that Hernandez was at the team facility trying to watch film, when he grew frustrated at not being able to operate the equipment. Wide receiver Wes Welker walked by, Hernandez asked for help, and Welker replied: “Rookie, you figure it out.”

According to the report, Hernandez “responded with expletives.”

The Globe being a family publication, didn’t expound, but one of their reporters did on Twitter.

According to Shalise Manza Young, Hernandez’s reply was “f— you Wes, I’ll f— you up!“

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

hernandez then shot welker in the face

J0rdan S., Friday, 21 June 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

lol. that is some weak shit right there.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZrNcY08Y6lI#t=63s

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 21 June 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

lol Three different people said "He could kill you with..."

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

"he could kill you with a smile" xp

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)

these hernandez stories coming out of the woodwork are fucking lame

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

I feel like everyone has said that to Wes Welker at one time or another

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

i know, right!?

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

I feel like an nfl player says that to another nfl player at least 3x every single practice or game

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

"...and then Hernandez looked me in the eye and said 'I will kill your motherfucking labradoodle with my BARE FUCKING HANDS' and brandished a gun"

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

I'm worried about k3vin finding out this news.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

http://opieandanthony.me/img/brady_fu_b.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

"fudge, you bitches"

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

in a bizarre outburst in a boston area karaoke bar, hernandez was heard declaring to shocked onlookers "16 in the clip and one in the hole,
nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold". he continued to describe how he "laid all them busters down" and "let [his] gat explode".

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)

in fairness, the song on the prompter was "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

haha

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

you don't wanna hear what he did the night when he got fajitas at Chilis and they weren't sizzlin

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 June 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

THE FAJITAS AT CHILIS ARE ALWAYS SIZZLIN DON'T TALK SHIT

*shoots neanderthal*

personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/136/8/b/Raptor_Heaven_ala_Caveman_Hell_by_UberWang.jpg

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 June 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

this is really messed up :(

i haven't had the heart to ask my best friend what he knows

look at my watch/I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me/fuck th (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 June 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

rip neanderthal

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 June 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

by "what he knows" i mean if he's talked to him, he's not involved at all

look at my watch/I'm in the club and everyone's looking at me/fuck th (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 June 2013 11:44 (twelve years ago)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130626-arron-hernandez-hmed-930a.photoblog600.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

the hell is going on there with his arms/shirt?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:12 (twelve years ago)

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

i would guess he was shirtless when they busted in and cuffed him, and they just threw the shirt over the top for decency

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

I like your first theory

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

esp. imagining how he destroyed that second arm

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

New England Patriots ‏@Patriots 1m
The New England #Patriots have released Aaron Hernandez.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

piiiiiiiiiiiiss

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

it turns out he had diabetes

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

ice cold

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)

lol j0rd

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)

it seems v odd that that was broken on the official twitter, right?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

fucking hell

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

The team said in a statement: "A young man was murdered last week and we extend our sympathies to the family and friends who mourn his loss. Words cannot express the disappointment we feel knowing that one of our players was arrested as a result of this investigation. We realize that law enforcement investigations into this matter are ongoing. We support their efforts and respect the process. At this time, we believe this transaction is simply the right thing to do."

Šite New Answers (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

Hernandez, wearing a white V-neck T-shirt, long red athletic shorts and black sneakers, was led around 9 a.m. ET from the front door of his mansion with his hands in handcuffs behind his back inside the shirt and placed into a police cruiser, which quickly drove away.

He casually spit into some bushes on his way to the car.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)

"wearing" a white v-neck t-shirt.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

"yeah this motherfucker is guilty" -- the patriots

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

so, with no one to throw the ball to now, i guess the pats need a different type of qb

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

can't really blame the Patriots, in fact I'm glad they took this step. If Hernandez somehow got through this with little or no punishment, I would not feel very comfortable with the Pats holding on to him. I don't want a Ben Roethlisberger or a Ray Lewis on the team. I don't want to have to make excuses for someone or watch fans celebrate a criminal.

Moodles, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

xpost

good thing they have Tebow!!!!

Moodles, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

almost a little too convenient

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)

Dude's going to carry the team all by himself. Can he play QB and TE at the same time?

Moodles, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)


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