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such an unbelievable story and what an incredible fuckup.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

"81" scrawled in blood on the dead man's shirt

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/AaronHernandez

no wonder I didn't look for this before, there's not much activity

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive

live feed of DA owning hernandez

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

THIS GUY LITERALLY CHEWED GUM AND LEFT IT AT THE CRIME SCENE

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol he left bullet casings in his rental

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Aaron Hernandez ‏@AaronHernandez 18 Jun

good morning

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Prosecutor says Hernandez's home video shows person emerge from car with a gun and walk through Hernandez's house with the gun.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

did he seriously think he'd get away with it or did he just not care? this whole thing is pretty unfathomable to me.

Moodles, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

good free promotion for bubblelicious

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

bizarre

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he confessed or they have an eyewitness and that let the pats know to cut ties?

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/AaronHernandez/status/165666851257466880

am0n, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

no bail #RIP

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

Sort of an answer to my question:

Wesley Lowery @WesleyLowery
Prosecutor: #Hernandez mad that Lloyd talked to people he didn't like on previous Friday night at Club Rumor.

Moodles, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

........

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

...so he shot him

Moodles, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

it happens

DJP, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Were they dating?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I cannot believe Hernandez executed the man because he was talking to people he didn't approve of. That's a level of insanity I cannot fathom unless Hernandez is a true psychopath. Aren't most psychopaths intelligent?

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

Either way, what a waste.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

well clearly there's more to it than "he didn't like them"

but as far as executions go this is one of the dumbest i've ever heard of

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

A dude was killed for what seems like the stupidest of reasons by, presumably, someone who was dumb enough to leave shell casings in the car, chewing gum at the murder location, be caught on his own home surveillance system walking around with a gun, trying to destroy that very surveillance system, breaking his cellphone, and hiring an outside company to clean his house top to bottom the day of the murder. It sounds like to me that he just lost his temper and, instead of walking away like an adult, acted like a dumbass and offed the dude with no plans in place to cover his tracks.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

KPS 8:29 PM
Regardless of this guys innocence or guilt, the came to the Pats with serious known issues. Amazing how a guy like Tebow gets trashed for his efforts to be a decent person, but guys like this get a pass.

Šite New Answers (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

crazy thing is it doesn't even seem impulsive, like the dude pulled a spider and told him to fuck off and hernandez shot him in a flash of anger. sounds like a planned execution.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i just have to say, to no one in particular, i am aware hernandez came out of college with "issues" (tho i might debate "serious") but afaicr in the years he was in new england there was no indication, like not even a hint of a rumor, that he was doing anything he wasn't supposed to be doing.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Tebow gets trashed for his efforts to be a decent person!

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

a guy like Tebow gets trashed for his efforts to be a decent person

best troll ever

a hand, palming an ilx face forever (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

kind of annoys me that to do jail time as an active NFL player, you essentially have ot murder someone (or run a dogfighting ring), when people like Leonard Little can kill people while driving drunk and keep getting DUIs after and only go on probation, but...I'm glad at least they nabbed Hernandez and that the Patriots did the right thing in cutting him.

someone call up Steve Harvey so he can do his RaeCarruth2013 rant on Hernandez.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

cad otm, hernandez actually seemed like a model professional since he joined the pats, cf glowing character ref from kraft when extension was signed.

also, it seems like there was very little planned about this murder. i think the media got carried away with the "execution style" excitement.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

i am assuming that means like one shot between the eyes or something? that is how i do my executions at any rate

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

it was a little hard to grasp the details and timeline but it seems premeditated if not exactly "orchestrated"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

well it seems like they took him to a secluded area specifically to murder him... they didn't shoot him in the head though which is how most people picture executions

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

oh so he wasn't shot in the house?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

maybe he shot him in the leg as a warning and it bounced up into his heart

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Wesley Lowery ‏@WesleyLowery 21m
To be clear: DA's saying #hernandez shot Lloyd three times right after Lloyd got out of the car. Then stood over him & put two in his chest.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

If the murder took place at the industrial park ~ 03:00 AM, doesn't it seem pretty pre-planned?

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry, xpost :)

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

tied a bandana around his eyes, gave him a last cigarette

am0n, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah if i'm reading it right he sent a text from the car on the way to where they killed him. driving someone out somewhere to kill them = execution.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

damn

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

do you have a last emoji youd like to send

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

A buddy of mine (who's a Dolphin's fan) said he read from some Dolphn's message board fans hoping the Dolphins sign him if he ends up being acquitted - lol. That's how you know your team hasn't been very successful the past 15 years.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

@Kato_Kaelin
I swear I did NOT live in Aaron Hernandez's Guest House.#havemyowncouch

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Hi there

Moodles, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

hope we find in his twitter drafts the 2010s 'if i did it'

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I cannot believe Hernandez executed the man because he was talking to people he didn't approve of. That's a level of insanity I cannot fathom unless Hernandez is a true psychopath. Aren't most psychopaths intelligent?

― Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, June 26, 2013 3:55 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aaron is not intelligent

all of this, yeesh. this is as good a time as any to mention that one of his favorite phrases was "killin it!" :(

k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

i saw a comedy show tonight where the guys opening bit was "if you're a homophobe or a patriots fan, it's been a hell of a bad day hasn't it? And there's a lot of overlap there!"

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

um ok

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9427402/aaron-hernandez-fooled-everyone-including-new-england-patriots

i don't love the tone of assumed guilt even tho, y'know, but this is a great up-close perspective relating to what cad said y'day about hernandez since he entered the league

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link


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