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damn

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

do you have a last emoji youd like to send

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

A buddy of mine (who's a Dolphin's fan) said he read from some Dolphn's message board fans hoping the Dolphins sign him if he ends up being acquitted - lol. That's how you know your team hasn't been very successful the past 15 years.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

@Kato_Kaelin
I swear I did NOT live in Aaron Hernandez's Guest House.#havemyowncouch

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Hi there

Moodles, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

hope we find in his twitter drafts the 2010s 'if i did it'

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

xpost I cannot believe Hernandez executed the man because he was talking to people he didn't approve of. That's a level of insanity I cannot fathom unless Hernandez is a true psychopath. Aren't most psychopaths intelligent?

― Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, June 26, 2013 3:55 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aaron is not intelligent

all of this, yeesh. this is as good a time as any to mention that one of his favorite phrases was "killin it!" :(

k3vin k., Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

i saw a comedy show tonight where the guys opening bit was "if you're a homophobe or a patriots fan, it's been a hell of a bad day hasn't it? And there's a lot of overlap there!"

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

um ok

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9427402/aaron-hernandez-fooled-everyone-including-new-england-patriots

i don't love the tone of assumed guilt even tho, y'know, but this is a great up-close perspective relating to what cad said y'day about hernandez since he entered the league

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

I'm finally catching up on some of the details of this thanks to a handy ESPN.com timeline and OMG:


  • Lloyd’s body was found at an industrial park half a mile from Hernandez’s home. In Lloyd’s pocket, McCauley said, were keys to a car Hernandez had rented.
  • At 3:30 a.m. on June 17, just minutes after prosecutors say several witnesses have sworn they heard gunshots at the industrial park, Hernandez could be seen on video at his home brandishing a weapon.

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

he's now being investigated for a double murder

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

is there anyone he didn't kill?

Moodles, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

Any of us (yet)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

a bold new strategy for Zimmerman's lawyers

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.wcvb.com/news/local/boston-south/vehicle-towed-conn-home-searched-in-hernandez-case/-/9848842/20735248/-/5x633o/-/index.html?absolute=true&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=wcvb

okay this puts a much more understandable spin on the "he was talking to people hostile to Hernandez" thing (I know J0rd mentioned this already but here are more details)

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

yes that would certainly explain it

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

man... imagine if he had played the entire 2012 season after committing a double murder

wild

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

okay, so maybe hernandez thinks he's heading off retaliation for the first shooting? this is all pretty fucked.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

or just killing a guy with a blabby mouth

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Occam's Razor etc

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

cutting pretty close there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

unfortunate display name

@@ron h3rnandez is coming to hang out at my apartment tonight, n/h

― originoo gun kl0pper (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 29, 2011 3:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

I was joking about the psychopath comment above, but if these latest allegations are true, wow.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Hernandez became a father on Nov. 6 and said he intended to change his ways: "Now, another one is looking up to me. I can't just be young and reckless Aaron no more. I'm going to try to do the right things."

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

I am only going to kill for the right reasons

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

the jigsaw pieces are fitting together a little too cleanly here. CIA conspiracy right?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

Odin Lloyd (3:07 a.m.): "Did you see who I am with?"

[no response]

Odin Lloyd (3:11 a.m.): "Hello?"

Sister (3:19 a.m.): "My was phone dead. Who?"

Odin Lloyd (3:22 a.m.): "NFL."

Odin Lloyd (3:23 a.m.): "Just so you know."

Lloyd's sister saw him leave the house with Hernandez and two other men at 2:30 a.m., the prosecution says.

The prosecution says Lloyd was murdered between 3:23 and 3:27, and that workers in a nearby plant heard gunshots.

He was 27.

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

breaking: police uncover mass grave in gillette stadium end zone

am0n, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

(CNN) -- Aaron Hernandez, the former NFL tight end charged with murder in the death last week of an acquaintance, is now being investigated in connection with a double slaying in Boston's South End in July 2012, a law enforcement source close to the investigation told CNN.

The source gave no indication whether there was any connection between that investigation and Hernandez's current murder charge.

What is known is that the Boston Police Department has located and impounded a silver SUV with Rhode Island registration that police have been trying to find for almost a year, that's linked to the scene of a double homicide in 2012, the source said.

Investigators believe that Hernandez was renting the SUV at the time of those killings, the source said.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Hernandez cleared waivers

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

cleaved wavers

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

the jets should pick him up

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

i had a quick look at jets msgboards to see if i could find something good and although there was a good amount of sticking the knife in, as often people were saying "but seriously, if this guy is available and they let him play..."

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahaha omg

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

oh man there's more! hernandez is now being linked to a brutal choking that took place in indianapolis in feb 2012

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

haaaaaaaaa

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

loll

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

sorry that was a horrible groaner but once it formed i had to get it out

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

source?

am0n, Thursday, 27 June 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

;-)

am0n, Thursday, 27 June 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

well then

@AdamSchefter: Boston PD has located red SUV with RI plates it was looking for as identified in July 2012 homicide. Hernandez rented it.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

i guess he's not a serial killer in the true definition of the term but uhhhhhhhh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

he's somewhere between rae carruth and jimmy "the gent" burke

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think hernandez is a psychopath or anything... just a guy with a terrible combination of anger, hubris and stupidity

i mean the guy rented multiple cars IN HIS OWN NAME that he used in murders

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

breaking: police uncover mass grave in gillette stadium end zone

― am0n, Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:59 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link


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