here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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shooting ppl, apparently

DJP, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

shootings which came to light a week ago, he always stood for them

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

stood for not returning rental cars apparently

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

They've probably gotten access to his credit card records and can track all his car rentals back for a few years and isolate VINs.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever)

yeah i guess my question is wouldn't they have been able to figure it out before, if the car had been sought for awhile? maybe i'm misreading this part of the story. either way i wonder how many other people he may have actually murdered.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

probably combed twitter looking for victims

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like he adheres to the 'homie is that my briefcase' method of execution

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, the patriots are doing a hernandez jersey amnesty. bring your hernandez jersey in on july 6 or 7 and swap it for a player who is less likely to be a murderer. that is classic. really though, you gotta keep it. this would almost be on a par with when i returned my nirvana tour ticket for a refund :/

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not gonna lie, when this all broke I was this close to buying Hernandez jerseys to sell on eBay

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

patriots aren't even bothering to do the whole 'he'll have his day in court' façade are they

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

i am hugely averse to anything that perpetuates the assumed guilt/trial by media bullshit so it sucks how this went down, but it was totally in character for the organization and you don't know what else they knew about him. maybe the matt light thing points to something substantive, maybe it's a 30-something white midwesterner talking about a young hispanic dude. there is no great sense of shock emanating from the environs of gillette stadium tho. i've yet to hear anyone say "he was the last person you would expect to do something like this".

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

probably stems from when light asked aaron how his offseason went and he showed him execution-style murder pics.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

light didn't embrace what he saw nor did he, for the record, snitch on him

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

there must've been some major locker room issues or some kind of disconnect from his teammates that belichick kept in house, idk.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

Hernandez was the only guy in the locker room who wouldn't participate in Belichick's pre-game puppy-eating ritual

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

jaja wena!

collardio gelatinous, Saturday, 29 June 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like at this point it's clear that dude got away with so many murders/attempted murders that he thought nothing of leaving an almost unprecedented amount of circumstantial evidence

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

Hernandez is acclimating well to jail and was moved Monday from the medical unit, where he's been closely watched since arriving, to a different unit.

eh?

how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

in audio interview, they made it clear that the medical unit is private. SOP was probably to make sure he wasn't a suicide risk and do a psych eval and also to keep him out of gen pop until they were able to acclimate prison staff to understand how to deal with having a celebrity inmate. Don't think he has any medical issues.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

/not a prison nerd but i have family who work in psych units and AH fits the profile

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

I just assumed you've done hard time

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

comedy mod-edit record finally caught up to him

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

my jailhouse name was 4KLIFT

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

it was a sad time

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

trail of dead zings in unmarked graves

Moodles, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like at this point it's clear that dude got away with so many murders/attempted murders that he thought nothing of leaving an almost unprecedented amount of circumstantial evidence

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 3, 2013 2:42 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just kill a guy then drive away nbd i do it all the time

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of dark secrets getting revealed ITT

Moodles, Thursday, 4 July 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

wait so TIM TEBOW broke up a fight that Hernandez was in at a bar in 07?

wondering how he's still alive

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

Rose from the dead three days later, duh

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

he had to go into hiding during the 2012 season, though

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

Hernandez shot him in the face but he was ok

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

stop snitchin, Tebow

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--vigilante-takes-to-ebay-to-thwart-auctioning-of-aaron-hernandez-s-jersey-003126864.html

idgi, was this dude creating sock accounts to drive the price up? cos if not, every auction gives the seller the option to sell to the second (or third, or fourth, all the way down the line) highest bidder...so um, not a very effective bit of trolling. And no matter what you set your max bid at, eBay only sets your current bid at the max required to win (unlike the old old days where it was actually possible to bid against yourself).

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

[sic]

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

okay am i insane or is the implication that hernandez was having an affair with this guy
or is that all DRUG LINGO

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

hit you [up]

k3vin k., Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol forks

how's life, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

he was apparently told in the form of a limerick

Neanderthal, Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

Gronkowski, who did not have a cast on his surgically repaired arm, said he was in "great spirits" Thursday while promoting his book "Growing up Gronk," but he had less to say when NFL.com's Albert Breer asked him about the league's crime problems.

"Ask Roger Goodell," Gronkowski said.

As for Dennard and Hernandez, Gronkowski said, "I don't have any comment on that."

Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is now the subject of a grand jury looking into the shooting death of two men in July 2012, reports the Boston Globe.

Hernandez is already behind bars and pleaded not guilty to the execution-style murder of 27-year old Odin Lloyd and is being held without bail at Bristol County House of Correction in Massachusetts. He is due in Attleboro District Court on Wednesday for a probable cause hearing.

The investigation of the killing of two Cape Verdean immigrants is now in the grand jury’s hands and it seems to be focused on Hernandez, the Globe reported. Investigators believe Hernandez drove Lloyd to an industrial park, then shot him because he was worried Lloyd had information about the South End double homicide and might talk.

Safiro Furtado and Daniel Abreu were shot early on July 16, 2012, in the South End when someone in a sport utility vehicle with Rhode Island license plates pulled up next to their car and began firing.

“The case against Hernandez appears to be strengthening,” one of the officials said. They spoke on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to discuss the case.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

this ain't ethnic but I'm still gonna tell it

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?

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A baby in the microwave

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Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 July 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

not gonna lie, I had a flashback to that AaronHz as well

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

FOXBOROUGH, Mass -- Forensic officers were today seen removing a series of kitchen appliances from the home of the disgraced tight end [....]

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

positive notes coming out of the joint practices. reiss &co seem cautiously excited about some of the young WRs. amendola mostly looking the part. brady killing it. LB group strong and deep. sounds like it will be the secondary that kills the team again, tho on a brighter note, pat chung looks even worse as an eagle apparently.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link


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