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i feel like at this point it's clear that dude got away with so many murders/attempted murders that he thought nothing of leaving an almost unprecedented amount of circumstantial evidence

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 3, 2013 2:42 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just kill a guy then drive away nbd i do it all the time

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

A lot of dark secrets getting revealed ITT

Moodles, Thursday, 4 July 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

wait so TIM TEBOW broke up a fight that Hernandez was in at a bar in 07?

wondering how he's still alive

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

Rose from the dead three days later, duh

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

he had to go into hiding during the 2012 season, though

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

Hernandez shot him in the face but he was ok

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 July 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

stop snitchin, Tebow

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--vigilante-takes-to-ebay-to-thwart-auctioning-of-aaron-hernandez-s-jersey-003126864.html

idgi, was this dude creating sock accounts to drive the price up? cos if not, every auction gives the seller the option to sell to the second (or third, or fourth, all the way down the line) highest bidder...so um, not a very effective bit of trolling. And no matter what you set your max bid at, eBay only sets your current bid at the max required to win (unlike the old old days where it was actually possible to bid against yourself).

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 July 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

[sic]

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

okay am i insane or is the implication that hernandez was having an affair with this guy
or is that all DRUG LINGO

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

hit you [up]

k3vin k., Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol forks

how's life, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

he was apparently told in the form of a limerick

Neanderthal, Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

Gronkowski, who did not have a cast on his surgically repaired arm, said he was in "great spirits" Thursday while promoting his book "Growing up Gronk," but he had less to say when NFL.com's Albert Breer asked him about the league's crime problems.

"Ask Roger Goodell," Gronkowski said.

As for Dennard and Hernandez, Gronkowski said, "I don't have any comment on that."

Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is now the subject of a grand jury looking into the shooting death of two men in July 2012, reports the Boston Globe.

Hernandez is already behind bars and pleaded not guilty to the execution-style murder of 27-year old Odin Lloyd and is being held without bail at Bristol County House of Correction in Massachusetts. He is due in Attleboro District Court on Wednesday for a probable cause hearing.

The investigation of the killing of two Cape Verdean immigrants is now in the grand jury’s hands and it seems to be focused on Hernandez, the Globe reported. Investigators believe Hernandez drove Lloyd to an industrial park, then shot him because he was worried Lloyd had information about the South End double homicide and might talk.

Safiro Furtado and Daniel Abreu were shot early on July 16, 2012, in the South End when someone in a sport utility vehicle with Rhode Island license plates pulled up next to their car and began firing.

“The case against Hernandez appears to be strengthening,” one of the officials said. They spoke on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to discuss the case.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

this ain't ethnic but I'm still gonna tell it

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:44 (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A baby in the microwave

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:44 (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 July 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

not gonna lie, I had a flashback to that AaronHz as well

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

FOXBOROUGH, Mass -- Forensic officers were today seen removing a series of kitchen appliances from the home of the disgraced tight end [....]

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 July 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

positive notes coming out of the joint practices. reiss &co seem cautiously excited about some of the young WRs. amendola mostly looking the part. brady killing it. LB group strong and deep. sounds like it will be the secondary that kills the team again, tho on a brighter note, pat chung looks even worse as an eagle apparently.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

is a terrible secondary like a patriots tradition now

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

asante samuel was the patritos' bambino

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9568132/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-leaves-practice-vs-tampa-bay-buccaneers

you guys, "Tim Tebow, Patriots starting QB" is on the verge of happening

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

oh I see you've already mentioned this in the offseason thread

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Mike Reiss ‏@MikeReiss 21m
Not sure if my ears are deceiving me, but thought I just heard a "Tebow, Tebow, Tebow" chant here at Ford Field.

Mike Reiss ‏@MikeReiss 9m
Section of crowd chants, "We want Tebow!" Now boos when Ryan Mallett comes back into the game.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

like detroit lions fans have the right to troll anybody

call all destroyer, Friday, 23 August 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

seriously who the fuck actually smokes angel dust

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

[Rolling Stone] also asserts that Patriots coach Bill Belichick had become so infuriated with Hernandez missing practices and demonstrating other thuggish behavior that he “was one misstep from being cut.”

that's one hell of a "misstep", murdering someone for talking about how you murdered someone else

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

he made the last one count i guess

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

insane

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

my friend said that the only bit of advice her former 60s rogue chemist / acid casualty absentee father ever gave her was 'don't do dust'

Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

this anecdote was from 2005 or so lest someone notices parallels with tv shows

Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Ras-I Dowling released. i think we are ok to conclude now that that draft pick was as terrible as everyone said it was at the time

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

As Ross Tucker mentioned today, the Patriots have a horrible record when it comes to drafting CBs and WRs.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

i think bill just drafts cbs who can tackle and wrs who can run block

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

r.i.p. big ras

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

nothing confirmed but i heard a rumour he dislocated his shoulder cleaning out his locker

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell is this sentence in the RS hernandez article

But Beli-chick, the winner of three Super Bowl titles and grand wizard of the greatest show on turf, had decided long before he got to New England that such niceties were beneath him.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/the-gangster-in-the-huddle#ixzz2dN0Abbfd
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johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

all the way thru the article i was thinking wow, this is chock full of bullshit. then i saw yday ppl were saying this was the kind of low-grade fare typical of the borges guy, who i guess is on the globe but i have never even heard of him

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

yeah 'he'd drive away from the games smoking 3 or 4 blunts', ok uh

johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

Also, Mike Martz would probably be surprised to learn that Belichick was secretly coaching the Rams way back when.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

oh fuck they got ron borges to write it??

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

ron borges got run out of the boston globe for plagiarism and is well-known for having a grudge against belichick that defies all logic and reason. even by sportwriter standards he's an incredibly shitty person.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

good to know. i am glad to have avoided him thus far

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah 'he'd drive away from the games smoking 3 or 4 blunts', ok uh

― johnny crunch, Thursday, August 29, 2013 10:59 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hold on i believe this!

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 August 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link


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