here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

looks healthy

I mean, yeah, he's murdered a few people, but dang that bench is starting to look pretty thin.

cant they bail him out or something

is he making fun of that guys stache

judge hes learned his lesson, hes better at catching touchdowns than murdering people *sanchez grins sheepishly*

he could wear one of those house arrest bracelets on the field

Amendola, Danny	        WR	Concussion/Groin	DNP	-	-	-
Arrington, Kyle	        CB	Groin	                FP	-	-	-
Bolden, Brandon	        RB	Knee	                LP	-	-	-
Connolly, Dan	        OL	Concussion	        DNP	-	-	-
Edelman, Julian	        WR	Thigh	                LP	-	-	-
Gronkowski, Rob	        TE	Back/Forearm	        LP	-	-	-
Hoomanawanui, Michael	TE	Knee	                LP	-	-	-
Kelly, Tommy	        DL	Knee	                DNP	-	-	-
McCourty, Devin	        DB	Shoulder	        LP	-	-	-
Ninkovich, Rob	        DL	Groin	                FP	-	-	-
Slater, Matthew	        WR	Wrist	                LP	-	-	-
Talib, Aqib	        CB	Hip	                DNP	-	-	-
Washington, Leon	RB	Ankle	                DNP	-	-	-
Wilson, Tavon	        DB	Hamstring	        LP	-	-	-

mayo confirmed on IR

jeez

this probably isn't that crazy honestly, it's the nfl

i mean off the top of my head, the falcons are missing their two pro bowl WRs, their starting RB and a backup RB, starting LT, starting DE, starting OLB

they shd stop running into each other at top speed

two weeks ago welker got pulverized on td catch and popped up unscathed, local guy commented "can you imagine if that was amendola?! you'd need a stretcher, a gurney, and a stretcher on top of a gurney." :(

true

gronk in

i won't believe it until sunday afternoon

i believe. i hope he can help out on run defense, or maybe play corner.

I have no doubt he'll play a couple quarters before leaving in a body cast

gronk-out-ski

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mayo now out for season most likely, what the fuck did this team do to deserve these injuries

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:32 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mayo ended his season on a cheap shot on Sproles that didn't even raise a ref's eyebrow, just a drive or so after Malcolm Jenkins got flagged (and now fined) for incidental helmet contact. I really do feel for Pats fans re: the ridiculous injury pileup that your '13 season has become (as much as I can feel bad for a team that's still kicking ass), but afaic mayo's injury is just desserts.

sopoaga comes in for beans at DT. don't know that he is going to be anything but a large dude but that is certainly one thing currently absent. bigger news is that vollmer confirmed to IR. o-line depth is stretched to breaking now.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXx2umbCMAARwFq.jpg

looks like he found a replacement for the hoodie, can't wait to see this out on the field

loathe to link to reddit but julian edelman did an ama and he is an entertaining guy

belichick is the weirdest dude

was thinking how funny it is that danny woodhead is the best player on the chargers offense outside of rivers. if edelman had been snapped up over the summer he would prob be in the same position somewhere (actually for much of the season so far he kind of has been that guy). patriots seem to have excelled in digging up or making these tricky, unflashy but productive utility players since faulk. vereen is just a premium version of this kind of player, i can't wait for him to stay fit for 2 games in a row.

http://i.imgur.com/5Xj93O3.jpg

newbury comics on newbury having trouble shifting its nfl dvds for some reason

surely there's a bonfire these could go in?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZnrts8CYAAzJuh.jpg

http://instagram.com/p/hCmhNLv8Ug/

never forget

classy!

a day that changed our nation forever

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez21.gif

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble#Aftermath

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble#Legacy

hahahah

When Sanchez watched the replay with some of his teammates, they were generally supportive. "Hopefully we'll laugh about it later," he said.[32] Moore remarked of the play's popularity, "The littlest things nowadays turn into Internet sensations. It's not surprising." When asked if he found the play amusing, Moore answered, "No."[14]

It's got to be rough being a Jets fan when the best thing you can point to about your club is a championship before you were born and stuff like the Buttfumble.

I guess there was the NY Sack Exchange, but then again for some fans - it's that before you were born.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwij124wNo1qzbwkjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1385303658&Signature=swKChnCfhJVfFNfT1b%2BnhsDK8GA%3D#_=_

my new favorite wikipedia article.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/butt-fumble-anniversary-mark-sanchez-debuts-hairstyle-result-033249569--nfl.html

i was reading that wikipedia article earlier today and just about cried laughing, that is amazing

The game and the so-called "butt fumble" in particular are remembered as the low point of the Jets' 2012 season.

When the fumble occurred, Moore was not aware that his buttocks had caused it; he learned of his role only after the game.

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said of Gregory's recovery of the fumble, "it was just a good scoop-and-score play."

On the ensuing kickoff, Jets return specialist Joe McKnight fumbled; the Patriots' Julian Edelman recovered the fumble in mid-air, and returned it 22 yards for yet another touchdown.

By the two-minute warning before half time, the score was 35–0, and the stadium loudspeakers played "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over". Fireman Ed left the game before halftime, and he would retire his role as the team's unofficial mascot following the game.

Including the butt fumble, Sanchez lost the ball 24 times in the 2011 and 2012 seasons.

Every Friday, SportsCenter has a "Not Top-10" blooper reel segment, culminating in the "Worst of the Worst" play, which is voted on by fans online. The butt fumble won Worst of the Worst for 40 straight weeks, usually by a landslide.

On September 6, 2013, ESPN retired the butt fumble from "Worst of the Worst" after going undefeated for 40 weeks.

On September 29, 2013, the "butt fumble" label was again applied to a buttock-related fumble by a Jets quarterback.

lmao @ "scoop and score"

he butt fumble won Worst of the Worst for 40 straight weeks, usually by a landslide.

On September 6, 2013, ESPN retired the butt fumble from "Worst of the Worst" after going undefeated for 40 weeks.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cyir0XASn3w/UpLKbJHerYI/AAAAAAAAD8M/-sOkz23zYQU/s400/brady.gif

oh man

getting on each others level

http://maxgif.com/Cgz

road win w00t

in which bob and jonathan kraft smack a reporter on the ass: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/giddy-krafts-smack-reporter-butt-patriots-comeback-victory-001100731--nfl.html

its bothers me how kraft is always all dressed up for work, this is football damn try to enjoy yrself at least throw on a sweater or something

http://img.gifts.com/product/m/UKCWJGV68FKVKXBEHA35_250.jpg

yes you are witnessing the genesis of me buying a vintage style patriots sweater in case anyone had any doubt