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Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

mayo now out for season most likely, what the fuck did this team do to deserve these injuries

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:32 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mayo ended his season on a cheap shot on Sproles that didn't even raise a ref's eyebrow, just a drive or so after Malcolm Jenkins got flagged (and now fined) for incidental helmet contact. I really do feel for Pats fans re: the ridiculous injury pileup that your '13 season has become (as much as I can feel bad for a team that's still kicking ass), but afaic mayo's injury is just desserts.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 19 October 2013 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

sopoaga comes in for beans at DT. don't know that he is going to be anything but a large dude but that is certainly one thing currently absent. bigger news is that vollmer confirmed to IR. o-line depth is stretched to breaking now.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXx2umbCMAARwFq.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

looks like he found a replacement for the hoodie, can't wait to see this out on the field

Moodles, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

loathe to link to reddit but julian edelman did an ama and he is an entertaining guy

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

belichick is the weirdest dude

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

was thinking how funny it is that danny woodhead is the best player on the chargers offense outside of rivers. if edelman had been snapped up over the summer he would prob be in the same position somewhere (actually for much of the season so far he kind of has been that guy). patriots seem to have excelled in digging up or making these tricky, unflashy but productive utility players since faulk. vereen is just a premium version of this kind of player, i can't wait for him to stay fit for 2 games in a row.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 November 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5Xj93O3.jpg

newbury comics on newbury having trouble shifting its nfl dvds for some reason

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

surely there's a bonfire these could go in?

Moodles, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZnrts8CYAAzJuh.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

http://instagram.com/p/hCmhNLv8Ug/

never forget

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link

classy!

a day that changed our nation forever

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez21.gif

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble

sleepingbag, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:55 (ten years ago) link

hahahah

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link

When Sanchez watched the replay with some of his teammates, they were generally supportive. "Hopefully we'll laugh about it later," he said.[32] Moore remarked of the play's popularity, "The littlest things nowadays turn into Internet sensations. It's not surprising." When asked if he found the play amusing, Moore answered, "No."[14]

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 November 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link

It's got to be rough being a Jets fan when the best thing you can point to about your club is a championship before you were born and stuff like the Buttfumble.

I guess there was the NY Sack Exchange, but then again for some fans - it's that before you were born.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwij124wNo1qzbwkjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1385303658&Signature=swKChnCfhJVfFNfT1b%2BnhsDK8GA%3D#_=_

earlnash, Saturday, 23 November 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

my new favorite wikipedia article.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 23 November 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

i was reading that wikipedia article earlier today and just about cried laughing, that is amazing

The game and the so-called "butt fumble" in particular are remembered as the low point of the Jets' 2012 season.

When the fumble occurred, Moore was not aware that his buttocks had caused it; he learned of his role only after the game.

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said of Gregory's recovery of the fumble, "it was just a good scoop-and-score play."

On the ensuing kickoff, Jets return specialist Joe McKnight fumbled; the Patriots' Julian Edelman recovered the fumble in mid-air, and returned it 22 yards for yet another touchdown.

By the two-minute warning before half time, the score was 35–0, and the stadium loudspeakers played "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over". Fireman Ed left the game before halftime, and he would retire his role as the team's unofficial mascot following the game.

Including the butt fumble, Sanchez lost the ball 24 times in the 2011 and 2012 seasons.

Every Friday, SportsCenter has a "Not Top-10" blooper reel segment, culminating in the "Worst of the Worst" play, which is voted on by fans online. The butt fumble won Worst of the Worst for 40 straight weeks, usually by a landslide.

On September 6, 2013, ESPN retired the butt fumble from "Worst of the Worst" after going undefeated for 40 weeks.

On September 29, 2013, the "butt fumble" label was again applied to a buttock-related fumble by a Jets quarterback.

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ "scoop and score"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

he butt fumble won Worst of the Worst for 40 straight weeks, usually by a landslide.

On September 6, 2013, ESPN retired the butt fumble from "Worst of the Worst" after going undefeated for 40 weeks.

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

oh man

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

getting on each others level

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

http://maxgif.com/Cgz

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

road win w00t

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 1 December 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

in which bob and jonathan kraft smack a reporter on the ass: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/giddy-krafts-smack-reporter-butt-patriots-comeback-victory-001100731--nfl.html

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

its bothers me how kraft is always all dressed up for work, this is football damn try to enjoy yrself at least throw on a sweater or something

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

http://img.gifts.com/product/m/UKCWJGV68FKVKXBEHA35_250.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

yes you are witnessing the genesis of me buying a vintage style patriots sweater in case anyone had any doubt

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

damn these shits are wild expensive idk

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2m8B5xH.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

think id rather a blue one

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hP1W0qo.jpg

wtf at this one looks like it shd say lions on it

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

http://cdn-s3-3.wanelo.com/product/image/3964138/original.jpg

feelin it

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

does it come with the girl tho haha right fellas

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

srsly tho i would marry her

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

i'm pretty sure my friend owns the white one, like from when it originally came out

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 December 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

that one is p tite

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

this bears unit is kinda the king of all these http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/59819999/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/DSC_1043.JPG

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

did not embed image out of respect for the 86 pats

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

this is another p cool pats sweater

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

ok i bid on a red vers of that white on on ebay no one outbid me plz but im sure i will be outbid anyway since theres six days left and its listed at 1/3 the price they usually go for eh i dont really like the red one anyway rip cyber monday

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

liveblog monologue sweater purchase

peak ilx

oh is forks back

lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

you gonna buy me a sweater


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