TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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There is really not another person in the league that is as great as Ben Rofflesberger. If he came to post here, well I'd not believe it was him, but I'd be the happiest person in the world.

What is my favorite type of pie?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

To be certain. You gotta love him.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to say, his Fathead commercial is also the best. "How many walls does your room got? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6?" I mean, what type of houses has he been in? 2??? I mean a triangular room is one thing but 2 walls?? That's just a hallway, son.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the tricky part about Roethlisbertor is the fact that if you listen to him recap CERTAIN plays postgame at the press conferences he sounds like he's about 100x as smart as Manning or Brady or whoever. He's like "wellWhenYouputoutHines Wardontheplayactionthey'reallgonnagotoHines Ward asthegotoguybut wejust droppeditouttheretoMillerand Got the Touchdown"

It's like he's not even afraid to just basically read from the playbook week by week 'cause he knows Spitmaster Cowher is just gonna rewrite the package every Tuesday until the super Bowl.

Also, for Peyton, I think what he needs to do is just do something really out of sorts, he needs to go in front of the whole team and make them watch as he shaves his head, or lets his center shave his head, and they tell everyone he ain't cuttin' that shit again until he gets a ring.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe Peyton just needs to go have a lot fun sometimes and then it'd all be sorted. I mean, who doesn't like fun? Everyone needs to have a lot of fun. Just go out, stop being such a field general, and have a lot of fun. Seriously. I'm sure Eli has a lot of fun. I've seen pictures of Eli having a lot of fun. Peyton's hair isn't really a lot of fun but really it's gotta be his personality that's not a lot of fun when he keeps freaking out like so. Just have a lot of fun, it's a game, you know?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

TOM, I agree with you, but it would be better if instead of his head, they went for the pubes.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

But then, I say that about most things. Including bar mitzvahs and c-sections.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

They do shave your pubes for c-sections though.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

his writing reminds me of outlaw vern, but better.

― Sloths B. Creepin (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally, they do for bar mitzvahs as well. You must be Catholic.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/08/16/first.person0822/t1_roethlisberger.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

This is a great, underappreciated post.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

It DID catch an excelsior...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It's buy one fathead get one free until 1/31. I am close, so close to pulling the trigger.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Would you buy the subjects of this thread or just two Rofflebergers?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

NEVER

Browns helmet plus a Packers helmet for a misguided friend.

95 dollars though, geez.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

there should be a discount on browns helmets, really

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

They don't even have a design.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR LOGOS AND iPODS

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"Question of the day: What kind of peanut butter do I like? What brand and style?

This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

They must've made him a PBJ that day.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

"Ben! BEN! You KNOW you're not allowed to use the knife! No, I don't CARE if it's a butter knife. You put that down this instant! Well if you're hungry, Coach and I will make you a sandwich. You go play in the yard, now. Skedaddle!"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet he likes Jif. Crunchy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Peyton probably uses Peter Pan.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Do they even still make Peter Pan peanut butter???! I would put Peyton as a Skippy Honey Nut smooth kind of guy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Eli eats crunchy just to piss off the 'rents and make them have to buy two kinds of peanut butter.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Plummer chews up peanuts and spreads the resulting paste between two pieces of bread, etc. I can do this all day!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Bret Favre has peanut butter on his hairy knuckles because he refuses to throw out the jar, even after its nutty contents have long been depleted.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Shaun Alexander eats Nutella.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT INTERRUPTION

HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Shocking!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't this the only reason why women watch football?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh why don't you come say that to my face.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Fine. Middle-aged womens...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I am practically middle-aged. I take offense!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even want to know what middle-aged women who watch Ben Rothelisburger do with their peanut butter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rott_mandyn.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Zeus to thread.

xpost!

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

See, I wasn't going to name names...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

That isn't Zeus. Too sad, too old.

Rottweiler Porn!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_ruth.jpg

― Dan (PUPPY PORN EW) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_zaczek.jpg

sooooooooooooo cute

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://store1.yimg.com/I/glamourdogstore_1882_2504269

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.glamourdog.com/blfodogco.html

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

shaun alexander's dog:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/image-archive/simon.sharp.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/editorial/Peyton%20Manning%20Eli%20Manning%20Archie%20Manning%20nfl%20football-500.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

goddamnit I can't find a picture of him on GIS in the home uniform.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/01/16/1105918283_2282.jpg

xpost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not even sure which of those pictures I'm laughing at now.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

eli is soooo the brat of that family

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nfl.com/images/2002/eli_manning_052302.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

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tru, but dude gotta keep it in his pants

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/peyton-manning-comes-out-as-gay-for-football,32037/

― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

The Steelers are a steroid controversy and a nightclub shooting away from being the team from Playmakers right now. https://t.co/f5O8cqMo9e
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 20, 2018

― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

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