essential nfl tweets

i imagine that was formulated by a senior marketing idiot but actually tweeted by an intern with a shrug and a mental #YOLO

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/473519729584267264

omg <3

hey whoa yr back

everyone was all "waaaaaaaaaah I miss H4A" the other day. kinda weird that you would be so obliging lol

yeah dude has been stinking up his twitter feed with embarrassing shit like this ever since
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/472934954431959040

Maj. Max Geron ‏@MaxDPD 51m
#BREAKING CORRECTION - Yaqub Talib 31yrs old was arrested. My apologies to Aqib Talib. Original information reported was incorrect.

tangential but
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BupmCfMIUAA43zw.jpg

kinda lol but kinda sad

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 5m
Could be a coincidence, but w/ Raiders about to pull up to Oxnard, they're playing "Trouble" by Taylor Swift at the field here...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Before you ask, I have a 9yr old daughter, and as Swift songs go, that's actually not bad. And I say that as punk fan w/a son named Strummer

I'm a punk fan w/a son named Strummer btw

I think naming a baby human being "Strummer" is more embarrassing than listening to Taylor Swift.

agreed

This surname-ification of baby names has got to stop.

this is my baby Schweinsteiger

Steve Smith Sr ‏@89SteveSmith 17h
"@ProFootballTalk: Panthers paid Steve Smith $3 million to leave instead of $7 million to keep him." actually I received $5 million

http://i.imgur.com/DgmAeVO.jpg

makes u think

ha beat me to it. i knew he wouldn't disappoint

@MikeSilver
The crazy thing is Todd Haley is one of the few coordinators in the NFL who truly loves gangsta rap...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Arbeit macht frei

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Last tweet was in regards to a song by The Libertines. "Arbeit Macht Frei" sorry. Had no idea of any negative connotation.

Woooah what a dumbo

say what now?

jeeeezus

haha omg

putz

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/12/7/7351583/chargers-twitter-account-pf-changs

this is so wonderful

lol!

whos good to follow on nfl twitter (under 10k followers_

https://twitter.com/LT_56

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4XLe70CQAA-TQE.jpg

haha

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
Scandrick played a kid in Madden at Children's Hospital and hit him wit a surprise onside 😭😭

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
He was winning and going for 2 😭😭😭

wow

no good youtubes of chapelle whooping the cancer kid

here we go
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/b9vgt4/chappelle-s-show-make-a-wish---uncensored

https://twitter.com/StevieJohnson13/status/546833836403732480

:)

Bam DavisVerified account ‏@AnthonyDavis76

I asked Manti Teo about his imaginary Girlfriend last night and he snapped. lol I thought that was hilarious.

Chicago Bears ‏@ChicagoBears 15m15 minutes ago
BREAKING: The #Bears have hired Ryan Pace as their new general manager.

Caitlin Kelly ‏@atotalmonet 12m12 minutes ago
.@ChicagoBears you aren't breaking news. you are making an announcement. you are the bears.

looool

haha

http://i.imgur.com/dM1GA7c.jpg

https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/570802235275390977

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 13m13 minutes ago
I’m going back to Reasonable Doubt. So much good stuff.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 12m12 minutes ago
That was a DM fail. But for the record, Can’t Knock the Hustle off Reasonable Doubt RT @McDraft2: @RapSheet favorite song off it?
16 retweets 28 favorites

ian rapoport moving up on my list of nfl insiders

http://i.imgur.com/ALSTKLL.png

gronk otm

Les Bowen
‏@LesBowen
Tebow throw dents the turf

Phil SimmsVerified account
‏@PhilSimmsQB
Yes I am on Twitter...Better late than never...Might take me awhile to get used to this. If @7boomeresiason can do it, so can I.

@Colts
Bring unused or expired Rx prescriptions for safe disposal to #ColtsCamp on 8/9 & receive the 2014 highlight DVD! indcolts.co/HsbCvj

irsay getting seriously desperate now

awww

Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986. pic.twitter.com/8nMI4w2Gm5

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 19, 2017

holy shit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPFgPdsXcAEt1Gg.jpg

what NFL team do Trump own ? oh yeah they wouldnt let him have one ,!! LMAO https://t.co/1rPa5jfMjE

— Delisa Lynch (@MommaLynch24) November 20, 2017

hahahaha

Aqib Talib be having my mentions FUCKED UP lol https://t.co/NHsYeKwlGY

— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 28, 2017

"Cam can show you the world" pic.twitter.com/Iv7mAlhy25

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) December 10, 2017

this guy

pic.twitter.com/KOdMJqo1T5

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 7, 2018

Then again he picked me ahead of Peyton too, just sayin!!

— Ryan D Leaf (@RyanDLeaf) January 18, 2018

lmao that's amazing

Somebody please explain how asparagus does it. And you know what I mean by “it”.

— Case Keenum (@casekeenum7) February 3, 2018

Because I’m a former three-year football letterman who is still hailed as a legend some 20 years later when I attend field parties in my letter jacket, so I know a fraud under center when I see one, and that’s Andy Dalton.

— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 1, 2018

this is so classic. i should be upset but man the eagles are a fun team and i <3 chris long and legarrette blount

Parade ready pic.twitter.com/tuCQbTkOrY

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

Thanks to @jordanbpeterson for speaking to our staff and enlightening us today! pic.twitter.com/rRW5K1HpQD

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) May 10, 2018

Q: #AskStephenA You think Russell Wilson is overrated?
- @JohnAtMcGee

A: pic.twitter.com/eMXgxHV1z3

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018

whole thread has a lot of wisdom

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Supreme2k/respeck_knuckles.jpg

The Chicago bears accidentally making an inflammatory, sectarian statement about Irish politics is maybe the funniest NFL team post since the Raiders Derek Chauvin post. pic.twitter.com/rL9U3EuCVc

— Combo (@thiccgenius) March 17, 2022

My college roommate stole my girlfriend while we were roommates, had her move in with us and is now married to her with 2 kids…. And we are still friends. Why? Because the bonds you make coaching football are greater than the women who try to break them! Good luck today Petey… https://t.co/howHVN7N0a pic.twitter.com/AeLW113ipq

— Coach Tom Yashinsky (@TYash42) March 11, 2023

This is one of the best things I have ever seen:

should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime AGAIN?

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— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) May 12, 2023