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omg <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

hey whoa yr back

everyone was all "waaaaaaaaaah I miss H4A" the other day. kinda weird that you would be so obliging lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

yeah dude has been stinking up his twitter feed with embarrassing shit like this ever since
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/472934954431959040

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Maj. Max Geron ‏@MaxDPD 51m
#BREAKING CORRECTION - Yaqub Talib 31yrs old was arrested. My apologies to Aqib Talib. Original information reported was incorrect.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

tangential but
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BupmCfMIUAA43zw.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:36 (ten years ago)

kinda lol but kinda sad

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 17:31 (ten years ago)

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 5m
Could be a coincidence, but w/ Raiders about to pull up to Oxnard, they're playing "Trouble" by Taylor Swift at the field here...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Before you ask, I have a 9yr old daughter, and as Swift songs go, that's actually not bad. And I say that as punk fan w/a son named Strummer

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:43 (ten years ago)

I'm a punk fan w/a son named Strummer btw

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:46 (ten years ago)

I think naming a baby human being "Strummer" is more embarrassing than listening to Taylor Swift.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:59 (ten years ago)

agreed

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:34 (ten years ago)

This surname-ification of baby names has got to stop.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:01 (ten years ago)

this is my baby Schweinsteiger

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:03 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

Steve Smith Sr ‏@89SteveSmith 17h
"@ProFootballTalk: Panthers paid Steve Smith $3 million to leave instead of $7 million to keep him." actually I received $5 million

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:18 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/DgmAeVO.jpg

makes u think

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:24 (ten years ago)

ha beat me to it. i knew he wouldn't disappoint

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:28 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

@MikeSilver
The crazy thing is Todd Haley is one of the few coordinators in the NFL who truly loves gangsta rap...

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 3 November 2014 06:11 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Arbeit macht frei

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Last tweet was in regards to a song by The Libertines. "Arbeit Macht Frei" sorry. Had no idea of any negative connotation.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 November 2014 13:02 (ten years ago)

Woooah what a dumbo

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 November 2014 14:41 (ten years ago)

say what now?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:41 (ten years ago)

jeeeezus

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:08 (ten years ago)

haha omg

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:21 (ten years ago)

putz

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:25 (ten years ago)

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/12/7/7351583/chargers-twitter-account-pf-changs

this is so wonderful

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 8 December 2014 05:27 (ten years ago)

lol!

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 December 2014 13:32 (ten years ago)

whos good to follow on nfl twitter (under 10k followers_

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:35 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/LT_56

rip van wanko, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:42 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4XLe70CQAA-TQE.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 03:05 (ten years ago)

haha

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 04:04 (ten years ago)

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
Scandrick played a kid in Madden at Children's Hospital and hit him wit a surprise onside 😭😭

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
He was winning and going for 2 😭😭😭

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:21 (ten years ago)

wow

you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:22 (ten years ago)

no good youtubes of chapelle whooping the cancer kid

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:27 (ten years ago)

here we go
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/b9vgt4/chappelle-s-show-make-a-wish---uncensored

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:29 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/StevieJohnson13/status/546833836403732480

comesayhey, Monday, 22 December 2014 16:11 (ten years ago)

:)

waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:12 (ten years ago)

Bam DavisVerified account ‏@AnthonyDavis76

I asked Manti Teo about his imaginary Girlfriend last night and he snapped. lol I thought that was hilarious.

comesayhey, Monday, 22 December 2014 23:22 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Chicago Bears ‏@ChicagoBears 15m15 minutes ago
BREAKING: The #Bears have hired Ryan Pace as their new general manager.

Caitlin Kelly ‏@atotalmonet 12m12 minutes ago
.@ChicagoBears you aren't breaking news. you are making an announcement. you are the bears.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)

looool

Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)

haha

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:29 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dM1GA7c.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/570802235275390977

comesayhey, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:49 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 13m13 minutes ago
I’m going back to Reasonable Doubt. So much good stuff.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 12m12 minutes ago
That was a DM fail. But for the record, Can’t Knock the Hustle off Reasonable Doubt RT @McDraft2: @RapSheet favorite song off it?
16 retweets 28 favorites

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:46 (ten years ago)

ian rapoport moving up on my list of nfl insiders

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 April 2015 00:55 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ALSTKLL.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:48 (ten years ago)

gronk otm

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

Les Bowen
‏@LesBowen
Tebow throw dents the turf

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:47 (nine years ago)

Phil SimmsVerified account
‏@PhilSimmsQB
Yes I am on Twitter...Better late than never...Might take me awhile to get used to this. If @7boomeresiason can do it, so can I.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:27 (nine years ago)

@Colts
Bring unused or expired Rx prescriptions for safe disposal to #ColtsCamp on 8/9 & receive the 2014 highlight DVD! indcolts.co/HsbCvj

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:55 (nine years ago)

irsay getting seriously desperate now

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:57 (nine years ago)

@RexGrossman08 Rex Grossman
Made my night with this one. Not sure if my family would approve but thanks for your support.

@R****
.@RexGrossman08 I'm just spitballing here but if you made t-shirts with this or a similar logo I'd buy like a hundred
http://doorfliesopen.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/fuck-it-im-going-deep.jpg

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:40 (nine years ago)

4eva

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:50 (nine years ago)

holy shit

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:53 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPFgPdsXcAEt1Gg.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

what NFL team do Trump own ? oh yeah they wouldnt let him have one ,!! LMAO https://t.co/1rPa5jfMjE

— Delisa Lynch (@MommaLynch24) November 20, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:31 (seven years ago)

hahahaha

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:52 (seven years ago)

Aqib Talib be having my mentions FUCKED UP lol https://t.co/NHsYeKwlGY

— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 28, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 19:32 (seven years ago)

"Cam can show you the world" pic.twitter.com/Iv7mAlhy25

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) December 10, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:59 (seven years ago)

this guy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 03:12 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/KOdMJqo1T5

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 7, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:31 (seven years ago)

Then again he picked me ahead of Peyton too, just sayin!!

— Ryan D Leaf (@RyanDLeaf) January 18, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 January 2018 00:59 (seven years ago)

lmao that's amazing

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 January 2018 04:54 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Somebody please explain how asparagus does it. And you know what I mean by “it”.

— Case Keenum (@casekeenum7) February 3, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Because I’m a former three-year football letterman who is still hailed as a legend some 20 years later when I attend field parties in my letter jacket, so I know a fraud under center when I see one, and that’s Andy Dalton.

— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 1, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:34 (seven years ago)

this is so classic. i should be upset but man the eagles are a fun team and i <3 chris long and legarrette blount

Parade ready pic.twitter.com/tuCQbTkOrY

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:22 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Thanks to @jordanbpeterson for speaking to our staff and enlightening us today! pic.twitter.com/rRW5K1HpQD

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) May 10, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 May 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Q: #AskStephenA You think Russell Wilson is overrated?
- @JohnAtMcGee

A: pic.twitter.com/eMXgxHV1z3

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018

whole thread has a lot of wisdom

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 23:33 (six years ago)

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Supreme2k/respeck_knuckles.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:01 (six years ago)

three years pass...

The Chicago bears accidentally making an inflammatory, sectarian statement about Irish politics is maybe the funniest NFL team post since the Raiders Derek Chauvin post. pic.twitter.com/rL9U3EuCVc

— Combo (@thiccgenius) March 17, 2022

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 March 2022 17:13 (three years ago)

eleven months pass...

My college roommate stole my girlfriend while we were roommates, had her move in with us and is now married to her with 2 kids…. And we are still friends. Why? Because the bonds you make coaching football are greater than the women who try to break them! Good luck today Petey… https://t.co/howHVN7N0a pic.twitter.com/AeLW113ipq

— Coach Tom Yashinsky (@TYash42) March 11, 2023

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:21 (two years ago)

two months pass...

This is one of the best things I have ever seen:

should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime AGAIN?

yes yes yesyes
yesyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes pic.twitter.com/z7qyNGyWHp

— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) May 12, 2023

Bee OK, Friday, 12 May 2023 06:14 (two years ago)


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