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that sack and the one that essentially ended the game after the dolphins TD, it looked like cam had been shot out of a cannon

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 September 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

the offensive line looked bad but still feel like that's gonna be one of those things that's more a week 1 blip than a crippling deficiency if the starters can stay healthy

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 September 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

the o-line looked really good in the first half is the thing, good protection and grinding that short yardage TD were real nice. NE moved the ball pretty well all half. i am guessing 2nd half was maybe conditions/conditioning and good adjustments by MIA, on top of questionable offensive playcalling. and yeah, the rare times they actually got a first down in the 2nd half it was called back for a pen.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 September 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link

brady also seemed like he had not seen his receivers all summer. i guess with groonk that is understandable. but he read the defense differently on those two big blown plays to gronk down the middle and edelman on the deep corner that he shortened into an out - and both times the receiver seemed to make the right adjustment and brady didn't.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 September 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

thing is, you watch that game and see a game where the fins got to play the game how they wanted and did it very well and they and the pats combined to make the pats look pretty crappy, and then you watch josh mccown vs derek anderson right after and that is what you might call context

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link

the game in miami is always tough, i'm not taking much away from this.

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link

rip patriots

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link

can't complain too much today, except:

total points in second half this season: 6 (and all 6 of those points came on short drives set up by defense or special teams).

fact checking cuz, Sunday, 14 September 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

Second week with tons of penalty yards

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link

it was a ridiculously overcalled game for both teams, i don't really care about it.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 September 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link

FUCK YOU, MATT CASSEL

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 15 September 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link

embedded patriot!

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link

sleeper cass-cell

johnny crunch, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link

i have been following the advanced football analytics site this season as they have been getting some attention, in particular for their EPA measure, which tbh i don't know how convinced by i am.
http://www.advancedfootballanalytics.com/2010/08/glossary.html

anyhow, my reason for mentioning it here is that according to EPA the patriots have the 2nd worst offense in football thru 2 games after jaguars. the is the form of the championship years ppl!

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx0WWCTCEAIiyZ9.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link

love this

Tedy: I remember times when we might have had a lethargic practice in a week like this and he'd get on us for a lack of focus. "You think you're just going to roll your helmet out, with the Patriots logo, and those guys will lay down? Who do you think you are? You think you're going to win? Based on what? Based on what!!??" Then he would show lowlights from practice and he'd keep going. "Based on this effort, you think you're going to win? Based on this block, you think you're going to win? Based on this read in pass coverage that we missed, you think we're going to win?" In one respect, you love that about him. But it can beat you up at times too. I think what it comes down to is this: Sometimes the head coach has to make players hate him to get effort and focus out of them, to have them play with an edge. He did that.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

that resume is whiter than the paper it's printed on

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link

i want to know why he never went home to CA in the summer

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link

i want to know why he never went home to CA in the summer

iirc, he played quarterback for a school in ann arbor.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

i have every confidence that that is answering my question but it's not clear to me how. would be great if you could elaborate.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

i have been following the advanced football analytics site this season as they have been getting some attention, in particular for their EPA measure, which tbh i don't know how convinced by i am.
http://www.advancedfootballanalytics.com/2010/08/glossary.html

anyhow, my reason for mentioning it here is that according to EPA the patriots have the 2nd worst offense in football thru 2 games after jaguars. the is the form of the championship years ppl!

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, September 16, 2014 2:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's some stats on there that are literally the opposite of PFF's ratings so I don't know what to think about either

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

Michael Gallagher ‏@MikeSGallagher 41s

Josh McCown with a 1.0 YPA and a pick. Niiice. The ol' 0.0 passer rating

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 September 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

oh wrong thread sorry, I'm so bad tonight fuck me

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 September 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link

greg bedard pushing a rumor that mankins refused to renegotiate his contract because he didn't like the new offensive line coach.

lol?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link

looking like they shoulda listened to logan. read somewhere that PFF has solder as a bottom 5 tackle so far this year which means they have one o-lineman who can make a claim to competency right now and he is overdue his seasonal injury.

the greatest trick dante scarnecchia ever played was distracting us while a line of pro bowlers slowly changed into a line of chumps. it is kinda funny that when the line was at its best they had solid>great players everywhere except RT, and now they only have a RT!

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link

thompkins and dobson healthy scratches. never change patriots

devey also inactive

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

oh come the f on

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

if they're going to fail on offense they need to be failing with those guys, not amendola and lafell

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:56 (ten years ago) link

3 wrs dressed! assuming we will see tim wright and vereen split out. play the whole game in 22

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link

the window closed tonight

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:23 (ten years ago) link

sure felt that way

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link

someone got a chuckle out of bill at least

http://vine.co/v/Omzph7rYzpA

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 10:06 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzmswHgCUAEa7N9.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

---Riddell---
{>O< || >O<}

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 October 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link

pats trading for akeem ayers from tenn. not really a replacement for mayo afaict but could replace collins on the outside as they move him in.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

seems to have fallen out of favor but still young, sort of a reclamation project seems like.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

6th for a 7th and player. that is basically free.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

Pro Football Focus @PFF · 6m 6 minutes ago
Akeem Ayers is a legit talent. Was out #4 ranked OLB last year. Perhaps best in a Von Miller type role. Fit in NE intriguing to watch

snrub goin up on a tuesday (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link

probably he is the new rosie colvin/adalius thomas but with a more appropriate price tag

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link

6th for a 7th and player. that is basically free.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 4:41 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea this is the same dallas paid for rolando mcclain

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link

had a dream that they traded a first-round pick for vincent jackson and i was really annoyed about it.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link

pats/stillers parallel is interesting - both put up 51 last week in outlandish fashion; both are getting v healthy on 3-game-straight stretches playing at home, tho each still has a big test upcoming this week

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

dream CAD otm

that steelers result was a big shock to me, they have looked so mediocre this season and against pretty weak opposition. the only good team they played before indy was baltimore who whupped them. the colts win is a real scalp tho, and it is a great year to be matched up vs the 2 souths. there's a real chance that san diego and kcc both miss the playoffs because unconvincing pburgh and cincy teams ride in off of that easy schedule.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link

Edelman nodded. He described Brady as a “football machine,” adding, “He’s in bed by eight thirty every night!”

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 October 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

Well, yeah

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Friday, 31 October 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

never been more jealous of a pro athlete

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 October 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

laughably bad "analytics" site pro football focus apparently graded the patriots offense as an aggregate -7.1 yesterday.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 01:51 (ten years ago) link


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