here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

never been more jealous of a pro athlete

laughably bad "analytics" site pro football focus apparently graded the patriots offense as an aggregate -7.1 yesterday.

i was following the site for the first 3 or 4 weeks of the season and came to the conclusion that there was no obvious correlation between their formulae and reality

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never forget

http://www.nfl.com/videos/new-england-patriots/0ap3000000423515/Inside-the-NFL-Brady-fires-the-Patriots-to-victory

it is funny how much of a dork brady is. my favourite part of this was right at the end tho, when belichick comes over and brady's demeanour completely changes. looks like they have such a boss-employee relationship, and brady is terrified/overawed of bb.

idk for how long manning has just been coolly jogging off the field immediately after a td pass but it makes me love goofy jacked up brady even more.

https://www.netraffle.org/raffcon_2013/images/dyn/raffles/largeImage/Belichick%20Large%20Blue%20Shirt.jpg

this is the image the pats sent out with the email about bb's holiday raffle. i love that they scoured the archives for a smile and decided that him looking kinda puzzled was good enough. also the image filename is Belichick Large Blue Shirt.jpg which also needs recognition.

https://www.netraffle.org/raffle/index.php?rid=798

i will observe that from the description there the belichick foundation sound like one of the less worthy causes. might be better to help the truly needy and send 10 bucks to soldier field zzzzzing

Belichick Large Blue Shirt.jpg lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2XpnBJIMAAGocn.jpg

that is classic material

dead

i cant even

oh my goodness

New England Patriots ‏@Patriots 21m21 minutes ago
We apologize for the regrettable tweet that went out from our account. Our filtering system failed & we will be more vigilant in the future.

need to know why u wld automate something thats literally a one time event, like it doesnt even seem worth the trouble

i guess so you cn go home at night?

fuck that, what are interns for if not waiting around for the 1 millionth follower

srsly

ah ok anyone cld get an image just by tweeting at them wasnt really just their 1m follower, still dumb tho http://www.dailydot.com/sports/new-england-patriots-twitter-racism

This is amazing

new-england-patriots-twitter-racism

lol

in the future we will get all our news via url

Weedlord Bonerhitler strikes again!!

wb legarrette!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/LeGarrette_Blount.JPG

niice!

Four of the incompletions were judged to be dropped and nine more were defended -- broken up, batted or intercepted -- by the Patriots. Both of those last two figures were season highs for Stafford. Seven of those defended passes were intended for receiver Calvin Johnson or Golden Tate. (Stafford targeted each of them with 10 passes and completed four apiece.)

from ESPN piece on stafford's performance highlighting bang up job pats pass defense did. not too shabby.

jamie collins is so good. the whole linebacking corps is looking nice right now but him, hightower and mayo (assuming he can ever get thru a season anymore) are str8 elite dudes.

tru

in other news bench browner

naw don't get carried away with those penalties. he is being told to play like that. and he's effective otherwise, a big drop off to the next guy at cb. also, some of those penalties, feeling where a receiver is is not a gddamn PI call, officials just too ready to flag his number, just like that fumble hit last week that they admitted was bs.

he has so many penalties man

the pi was a bad call, and i wholeheartedly supported the unnecessary roughness (both the act and the ensuing call).

collins is becoming a unique player in the league with his speed and timing. i love watching him blow shit up.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B42ckB8CEAAVUeQ.jpg

revis and ayers should get together tonight with some beers and the titans v jets game on dvr

no kidding, i'm not even sure it's reasonable to describe that thing as a football game from what i saw

lol

baltimore is clearly not very good/beat up but that match up still makes me nervous and i would so much rather have pittsburgh come to foxboro.

pittsburgh is welcome here anytime.

simmons on some bizarre twitter rant about how brady's deal has been renegotiated to make it easier to release him after the season

lol wut

simmons on some bizarre twitter rant about how brady's deal has been renegotiated to make it easier to release him after the season

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, December 29, 2014 6:22 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda surprised he's not tryna paint him as the dirk nowitzki of the NFL

SIGH

w/e the ravens suck

idk when every playoff disappointment in recent memory has been against a team with a strong aggressive defensive front... i just would've rather any other team

fuk the ravens fuk joe flacao

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