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good post by matt chatham on the eligibility plays: http://www.footballbyfootball.com/column/hot-mess-nfl-rulebook-strikes-again

It bears mentioning that the place in the game of football where disguising the eligible receivers is most prevalent is punt team. Punt teams fairly regularly change up eligibility as they enter the field of play, and like to screw with opponents for potential punt fakes by changing the typical balance in the line. What makes this extra juicy is that both Belichick and Harbaugh are former special teams coaches.

Every team in the NFL has what we referred to as a "safe" call...a presnap zone check that makes sure there are no mistakes if something bizarre happens because the defense just guards areas and not specific people. Who's eligible at that point doesn't really matter. The Ravens have a rookie middle linebacker, I'm not sure if that contributed to them not checking into a better call. But the players on the field have to put the defense in the best position possible. The NFL isn't college, there's plenty of onfield autonomy to make the necessary changes when the other team is trying to screw with you.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

we're off to the super bowl fellas

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nfl.com/videos/inside-the-nfl/0ap3000000459067/Inside-the-NFL-Ravens-vs-Patriots-highlights

it's all good but be sure to check around 4:40 for the ref's facial expression.

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

haha. lots of good expressions right around that time.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

julian edelman, user of the internet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY9BBjLOwQM

call all destroyer, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

that's p good work

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

created by robert kraft

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Patriots trade with Eagles

By Mike Rodak | April 30, 2011 3:32:06 PM PDT
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- The Patriots have traded their sixth-round selection (193rd overall) to the Eagles for the Eagles' sixth-round selection (194th overall).

No other selections were involved in the trade, which moves the Patriots back one spot in the draft.

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

good article http://grantland.com/the-triangle/bill-belichick-nfl-draft-new-england-patriots

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

feel like this exact piece already exists but whatever still cool
http://mmqb.si.com/2015/01/28/bill-belichick-library-steve-belichick-naval-academy/

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3930791/3_medium.png

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B80DxkyCYAA1qHE.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

Tom Pelissero ‏@TomPelissero 2h2 hours ago
Guy in #Raiders hat interviewing LeGarrette Blount thinking he's Brandon Browner and Blount is just rolling with it

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8z49rECYAEK4TD.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

i just watched unaccountable amounts of post game and still no gdamn vince interview

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

i haven't since vince even once! i saw akeem ayers and casillas but no vince.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8z1WF0CMAEXMwc.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8zwVnwCcAAP31x.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/n6vMfy7.gif

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

Gronk said they were getting Rick Ross to play their party tonight

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 February 2015 07:10 (nine years ago) link

:D

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link

Is a patrito a diminutive Latino/mexican patriot? Do they have patrita partners?
I keep seeing the title of this thread and wondering, like.

Stevolende, Monday, 2 February 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link

Gronk said they were getting Rick Ross to play their party tonight
--kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

surprising if true, would expect something more like imagine dragons for this team

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Monday, 2 February 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

what does that even mean

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 February 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

that I can easily imagine tom brady liking imagine dragons?

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Monday, 2 February 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

???

, Monday, 2 February 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

i was on the phone with my early '90s roommate -- a low-bore Pats fan -- at the end of the game, and couldn't explain to him why they are such a loathed franchise outside of N.E. ("They haven't won in 10 years!" was his protest.) Any good columns on this recently?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

idk why i should explain this to anyone but: 2007, spygate, "running up the score," 18-1, been loathed ever since.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

i mean their unprecedented degree of success in the salary cap era would result in them being loathed for one reason or another, but 2007 is really what it comes down to in terms of when and why the tide turned.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

good info here too: http://tinyurl.com/4blq6y

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

also: terrible in Tecmo Super Bowl

ok

i don't know what "2007" means.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

also: Tom Brady is not a good ole boy manning type

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B821wP8CUAE_ORf.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

tom brady has become the best troll in the nfl and this postseason was his masterpiece

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 2 February 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

or the giant winter hat

http://www.sportspickle.com/wp-content/gallery/the-most-embarrassing-tom-brady-photos/brady1.jpg

am0n, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

hey am i the only one who didn't know that LaGarrotte Blount is the nephew of SUN RA?????? wow

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

ha what really

lag∞n, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link


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