here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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asking for his phone seems like a reasonable measure when conducting an investigation

usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Would you hand over your personal phone to your boss?

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

if i thought it would exonerate me, maybe

usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

i mean goodell is a joke and his decision-making process is probably a sham, and i LIKE brady, but he obviously did it so i'm not too torn up about it

usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

I mean, I'd try not to hand over my phone too but I also know everyone would be all "aha that proves guilt" and I'd be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFk2_5RkwlA

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/29/article-0-1B83791F000005DC-809_638x448.jpg

neat picture of robert kraft at today's press conf

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

neat picture of robert kraft at today's press conf

Yep. Summary: Kraft said it was a mistake to accept the deal and that he should’ve never trust the NFL.

It was also reported that phone records were handed over (i.e. the destroy phone was a red herring and the NFL is full of shit). Go figure.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

so kraft accepted the team penalties, expected a quid pro from the league, and then watched goodell cave to other owners.

basically goodell is so inept and rudderless he can't even manage to pull off a back-channel deal correctly.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

show of hands: does anybody really believe brady didn't have anything to do with underinflating footballs?

usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link

i'm genuinely asking

usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

i do not believe footballs were underinflated?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

admittedly i haven't really read a lot about the situation -- the wells report, the rebuttals -- i just find it very plausible that the pats would bend the rules

usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

great contribution k3v, thanks for stopping by

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

the basic outline of my belief is that we have absolutely no idea what the pressure of the footballs was at gametime vs. the colts. i believe the most brady would have done at any point is instruct the equipment guys to make sure the balls were at the low end of the allowable range. it is possible that to do this they tampered with the balls after the final inspection, and it is also possible that they did not.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link

admittedly i haven't really read a lot about the situation -- the wells report, the rebuttals -- i just find it very plausible that the pats would bend the rules

LOL. OK.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link

fwiw it is entirely plausible imo that the pats (or any team) would bend the rules and could well be subject to the fine laid out in the game handbook which iirc is $25K.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

the basic outline of my belief is that we have absolutely no idea what the pressure of the footballs was at gametime vs. the colts. i believe the most brady would have done at any point is instruct the equipment guys to make sure the balls were at the low end of the allowable range. it is possible that to do this they tampered with the balls after the final inspection, and it is also possible that they did not.

OTM.

FWIW: a friend who was a D1 QB made this exact claim on Facebook. Everyone asks for the ball to be pressurized to the very bottom of the range.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

He also claimed college refs routinely checked the pressure of the ball.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

fwiw it is entirely plausible imo that the pats (or any team) would bend the rules and could well be subject to the fine laid out in the game handbook which iirc is $25K.

OTM, too.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah aaron rodgers was talking about that, how most qb's like it at the bottom of the range but he actually likes the ball overinflated a little. my guess is brady was an asshole about how he wanted his balls and maybe the staff got overzealous or more likely just sloppy. after all the leaks it turned out only one ball was outside the parameters and considering everything else w/ the investigation and who's handling it i'd be skeptical of even that. don't blame brady for not turning over his phone, goodell' office leaks like crazy and has a tamed press to do it's bidding (espn was ranting yesterday about how disgraceful it was brady was taking the nfl to court) and goodell refused to turn over his phone to the guy he hand picked to investigate his handling of the ray rice incident.

balls, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

the funniest part of this yesterday was watching local news work themselves into an apoplexy over this and then say "It's a shame the NFL is overshadowing Pedro's day with this"

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

maybe the staff got overzealous or more likely just sloppy

hey this is a pro level organization. _if_ the balls were deflated below spec by the deflator, it's because brady told them to do it, and they knew if they fucked it up they would lose their bullshit volunteer vanity nfl gigs.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

they would not likely fuck up brady's instructions for ball pressure, he was on them like stink on shit, and that is why they talked so much crap about him behind his back.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

and brady is not being an asshole to them, he is PRO, and knows how he needs his equipment to feel. for the same reason a pro acquaintance of mine makes and sells a tire pressure gauge accurate to .5 psi (for $150 per!). for him, once he dials in a course, the difference between 21 psi and 22 psi is apparent to him, and to other elite guys. equipment actually matters, no matter how clowny the lackeys are who are responsible.

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

you are really overestimating the caliber of person that lugs the balls to the field on gameday.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

i believe they were intentionally underinflated, but none of my points here really go to whether they were or not- only that the balls were in a condition specified by brady.

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then the patriots need to step their games up. you see how absurd that statement looks, right?

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

eh this is a good time to reinstate my rule that i don't discuss the specifics of this story

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

after all the leaks it turned out only one ball was outside the parameters

wasn't it 11 out of 12? or did I miss something?

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

Hunt3r, you really seem to have an agenda here. as an aside, with your perspective as a fan of afc playoff also-rans the denver broncos, what do you think might've motivated fellow playoff failures the indianapolis colts and the baltimore ravens to set this shitstorm in motion for the patriots?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

frogbs, subsequent review has shown that maybe 1, probably none of the balls were unreasonably under the the inflation range. if you're interested in the actual truth, the data is too garbage to have any confidence either way. if you're interested in what can be proven, it doesn't look great for the nfl.

there is a circumstantial case for the balls being tampered with after the officials' inspection. i think you can believe what you want on that. there is no kind of case that the balls were under the legal inflation range. could the balls have been deflated but still within range? some of the other details actually corroborate that possibility. all in all tho, it is a super thin basis for the nfl to go ham on, however you slice it.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

there is no kind of case that the balls were under the legal inflation - i should qualify this with demonstrably or similar

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

no the league leaked 11 of 12 during super bowl week and then iirc the actual report said 'or just one' and it may have been one the league subbed out. despite hunter's protestations that these guys are pros and god knows professional sports organizations tend to favor science over their guts or experience or what feels right i'm skeptical that these guys underinflate these balls w/ any kind of calibration beyond 'eh that should do it'. based on the ballboys texts and that at most 11 of 12 balls had the same psi i feel comfortable w/ that. in any case i don't think brady and greg hardy deserve the same suspension.

balls, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

they probably did /something/ but by now there's no possible excuse for this to still be a thing, the penalties should've been reduced bc they were absurd

that said, it's pretty amusing to see a corrupt robber-baron turned team owner more or less publicly buy a clearly corrupt/inept NFL commissioner nearly a decade ago and then /completely/ publicly complain that he's corrupt

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

because he basically had to punish yr team w/ an excessive ruling so it would look briefly like he wasn't yr toady

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

dude i don't recall what beefs exist between those teams other than brady talking some rulebook-reading shit at his presser, which was hilarious imo. whether that kicked off this whole thing i dunno, don't really care.

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wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

I find it hard to believe that Brady wasn't doing something that at least was skirting the rules a bit, but it's no outrage because teams do this kind of thing all the time across every sport. Pitchers are constantly scuffing balls, NBA and soccer players are flopping to draw fouls, baseball teams are stealing signs or finding ways to spy on each other, it happens, it gets punished, but the idea of losing 1/4th of the season AND a draft pick AND a million bucks is so insanely absurd that I can't help but love how it's blown up on the NFL

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

yeah as far as 'cheating' goes this is definitely more in line w/ vaseline on the glove or flopping than something like the niners or twolves salary cap shenanigans. then again so is pumping in crowd noise (except that's also by far stupider)(esp if it's already clearly a lost season) and the nfl cracks down on that so this isn't out of line w/ the nfl is incredibly stupid and random when it comes to discipline. i tried to quit this sport last fall (falcons sucked so should've been easy) but by spring was so far back in i was reading mock drafts. love the game but everything surrounding it is so toxic. seriously guys give hoops a chance. i say this as a guy who swore for years the nba would never be as good as it was w/ bird/magic/young jordan - basketball has never been better than it is right now.

balls, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah I think I need to watch a lot more basketball this season

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

if I could watch more live west coast nba I def would

im telling myself ill still watch college ftball but way less nfl this yr, I even think the sport at the nfl level is sorta boring now and too random as far as game outcomes

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

i like basketball but there's too many games. idk why that is such a barrier for me but i can't get invested in individual games when i try and can't get past just being a playoff watcher. also, the learning curve is steep, i already knew about football since a kid but i knew nothing at all about basketball prior to rocking up here.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

college sports idk, giant cultural barrier, cannot contemplate taking seriously

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

thing about football is, it's great. i do rue all of the shit that sucks about it tho.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

ok i cannot resist b/c this is the first time i saw these...here are two footnotes from the wells report:

Footnote 11 page 35
The guidelines stated that: “Prior to each game, a team‟s equipment manager will prepare 12 footballs to be used for non-kicking downs. The footballs will have the prior approval of the team‟s quarterback, who can briefly test them the preceding week, but the balls cannot be used during midweek or pregame practice sessions. These footballs will be delivered to the officials‟ locker room two hours and 15 minutes prior to game time. The Referee will insure that they are properly inflated and give final approval for their use. Game balls approved for a previous game can be submitted, provided they meet the standards of a new ball. The home team will prepare another 12 balls in the event of inclement weather or other reasons.” Under the current guidelines, a referee also may reject footballs in the course of a game if he determines that they are in “unsatisfactory condition.”


Footnote 21 page 41
During our investigation, we also obtained information concerning the football preparation process used by the Colts. Colts personnel informed us that, like the Patriots, they take new footballs and rub them with a wet or warm towel to remove the outer preservative, followed by brushing with the same brushes provided by Wilson. Footballs are then used during practice, with the expectation that normal wear and tear on the footballs, and their interaction with players‟ sweat, will help break in the balls. Sean Sullivan, the Colts Equipment Manager, explained that, in his view, the best way to soften the leather is for the footballs to interact with sweat during practice and then get baked in the sun. The Colts repeat the brushing and baking process, and continue to practice with the footballs as they are broken in, until they reach a certain point, when they will be set aside for potential game use. The footballs will be inflated to a pressure between 12.9 and 13.05 psi prior to being inspected by Colts quarterback Andrew Luck, who typically selects his game balls two days before each game. The designated balls are placed into ball bags and kept locked in the Colts equipment room until their pressure is checked again shortly before being delivered to the game officials.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

that'll be a 1st round pick, sorry guys

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

can't spell "parity" without patrito(y)

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

I think it's entirely possible that Brady was involved. I don't think the Wells Report proved it whatsoever (he "probably" did it, not good enough). as much as it benefits my Fins to have him out four games, as a fan of the game, it gives me a bad taste for this arbitrary punishment for something so silly (that they didn't even prove).

bah....replace Goodell with Kato Kaelin

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

goodell: brady trashed cell phone

100% brady recycled his phone and SIM when upgrading

― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, July 28, 2015 5:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nfl sez it was the day-of wells coming to investigate that he destroyed it

which, still, he prob just had sum good nudez he didn't want the nfl to leak

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

had to protect his buddy

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 30 July 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

well he didn't have to shave his buddy

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link


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