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truly vicious heels who might actually be entertaining

wait, they aren't?

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

looking at comments from pats fans and can see cogs slowly but slowly turning as they realize that no the draft picks aren't coming back and kraft fucked them over by laying down on the team punishment

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

[pounds sam adams]

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

canyon between brady appealing as a player and the team fighting their part of course but the angry mob won't pick up on that

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

xps mook i dunno, they're a team whose slogan last year was "do your job," that's pretty neutered and corporate imo, kraft's corrupt oligarch status is villainous but in the same banal fashion

like this is an absurd sport, it deserves more comic book villains in its repertoire, resurrect al davis imo

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

[pounds sam adams]

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:47 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha damn man its early in colorado, hope you have the day off

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

love itttt

usic ally (k3vin k.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

I don't like the Pats but I'm pretty happy about this really

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN_LlrtWIAEsESW.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN_IHa_XAAAlGKU.png

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

[pounds sam adams]

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:47 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha damn man its early in colorado, hope you have the day off

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, September 3, 2015 10:54 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/KbJvGvw.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

lol what a great day.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

bill belichick just gave the most cheerful interview i've ever seen him give

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 September 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

my Dolphins fan friends are treating this verdict like the Casey Anthony trial. idgi. this was the right decision all around.

You can't basically let the Vikings and Panthers do something similar and be all like "aight knock it the fuck off" and nothing more, then get advance warning about the Patriots do it and decide to ensnare them in a sting operation. Not to mention that no matter the suspicions, that Wells Report didn't prove a damn thing.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

any legal experts wanna weigh in on the likelihood of the ruling being reversed on appeal?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

from what i've read the 2nd circuit is considered highly competent and is unlikely to overturn a reasonable ruling.

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 September 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

feeling deflated by this turn of events :'-(

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 4 September 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

altho it makes goodell look dumb so yay i guess

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 4 September 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

Goodell's been an unmitigated disaster, part of me wonders how well Tagliabue would have fared in this day and age. he definitely was too soft on discipline, Goodell's largely overcorrected but then just when you think he's just a stern disciplinarian that gets a little overzealous, he completely whiffs on the Ray Rice incident.

he didn't create most of the problems the league has now but he sure as shit hasn't really improved them either.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

I'd love to hear what kind of smack Tagliabue is talking about Goodell when he thinks no one will repeat what he's saying.

Aimless, Friday, 4 September 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

"really bad kisser"

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

lol massachusetts is sometimes the best kind of assholes http://deadspin.com/patriots-planned-to-raise-a-tom-brady-banner-if-brady-w-1728717380

lag∞n, Friday, 4 September 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

i found this funny when it happened, i find it funny that they upheld it, i find it funny that they struck it down. all this shit is funny.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

wonder if Goodell is gonna pull a Bill Pullman in ID4 and strap on a helmet and try to take him down...ON the field!

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

settle it via bareknuckle brawl imo

slothroprhymes, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

but it should be between kraft and goodell

slothroprhymes, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

"And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win!"

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

any legal experts wanna weigh in on the likelihood of the ruling being reversed on appeal?

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, September 4, 2015 1:22 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Im not lawyer but basic access to evidence and witnesses is the backbone of our legal system and rog didnt think it applied in his kangaroo court

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 4 September 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

it was def a farce of a 'trial' in the NFL, but some have said (and I don't know how accurate they are) that it seems to be a right afforded to him by the CBA and that it's weird that it got overturned. mostly why I'm curious.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

the ruling was based on lack of notice of punishment, lack of access to witnesses, and lack of equal access to information, all of which have fuck all to do with rog's rights under integrity of the game.

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 September 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link

aight cool. I don't want it to be overturned, not just cos I feel it's the right decision, but cos I love watching Goodell resemble a beleaguered school principal more and more each day

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 4 September 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

literally no new information in there afaict

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Included are several damaging new allegations, including that the Patriots actually had people break into locker rooms and hotels to steal play sheets in addition to other more general spy work.

There are plenty of candidates to choose from, but the biggest headline from the piece might just be the belief that DeflateGate was what one owner described as a “makeup call” for Roger Goodell and the NFL badly botching SpyGate and actively covering up just how bad it was in the face of a congressional investigation.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

information, not speculation

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Michael McCann @McCannSportsLaw
Tom Brady confirms @realDonaldTrump's "Make America Great America" hat was in his locker, says he's good friend & has done "amazing" things.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

gross if true

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

lol

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

finally, something we can appropriately villainize the patriots for

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

lol so apparently on espn this morning goodell vehemently denied that spygate had any impact on their decisions re: deflategate and last week the nfl told a judge the reason they came down so hard on the pats for deflategate was because of spygate

balls, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Did the NFL feed spygate details to ESPN as a response to their humiliation over deflategate?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah there's speculation about that too. i'm skeptical just because it's van natta and i'd guess this story has been in the works awhile. don van natta's about as far from a league mouthpiece as you can be and work for espn.

balls, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

don van natta's about as far from a league mouthpiece as you can be and work for espn

yea, thats the main reason i bothered to read the whole thing bc otherwise it would reek of nothing but league counterattack. tbf that is prob still an element to some extent, no doubt, but van natta's a really good reporter and wouldnt have published this w/o being pretty confident of his shit's veracity

does any of it ultimately matter at this point? not entirely sure.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

we can all agree tho that the bradyman needs to never speak about politics in public ever again

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

xp but i mean there's nothing to believe in the veracity of

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

like every example is "some team suspected this but there was no proof"

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

actually the make america great again hats are extremely tight

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Xqh9iLq.png

heh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link


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