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rams signed welker

lag∞n, Monday, 9 November 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

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call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

he's back

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

patriots release db floyd raven, sr. from practice squad.

just wanted to let you all know.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

Guess they are not serious about competing this year

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

awesome malcolm butler anecdote in this sports illustrated story about the history of "i'm going do disneyland."

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

lol hes funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 November 2015 07:25 (nine years ago) link

he's having fun out there. love that sequence with the blocking on the extra points.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 November 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

Interesting note.

http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/belichick-explains-why-he-asks-linemen-wear-knee-braces

I like the idea that Belichick is doing doing rotations on O-line too. If your depth was fairly equal quality wise, I think it would give you a shot. Send in a fresh guard and run the big sweep with a guy with full breath. In theory, I could easily see that working. It would be easier to hide to the other club than changing around some receiver set where you have your returner playing or some not usual TE reporting.

earlnash, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

reiss with a great factoid: The Giants are 3-0 against the Patriots since the start of the 2008 calendar year. The Patriots have beaten every other team in the NFL in that time.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 November 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

edelman broken foot, surgery, maybe back this year, boo

lag∞n, Monday, 16 November 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

idk what jamie collins was sick with but he was reeeal sick. rehabbing with specialists to regain weight and strength???

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

yeah i was reading some stuff on that. i think he got sick the day before the washington game and then wasn't able to keep food down for awhile
should be back v soon though

also these guys are adorable
https://www.instagram.com/p/-UxvKWLs3m/

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:34 (eight years ago) link

Chandler Jones is such a groupie

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link

lol aw

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

any patritos heads have the inside line on whether I should start LaFell or Amendola tomorrow?

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link

gotta think amendolas gonna get most of edlemans usual looks

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:45 (eight years ago) link

hard to say where edelman's targets will go but prob start lafell, even if he gets increased looks amendola doesn't really score tds

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link

hmmmm. But he got one against the new york football giants I thought.

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

oh no he didn't. my bad.

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

*i dont play fantasy sports

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:49 (eight years ago) link

this is my first time playing fantasy football. I am winning the office league, having started 5 patriots in the same week. everyone hates me.

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

amendola did have 11 targets against NYG, though

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link

I will start LaFell and hover over Roberto's FP button while I watch the game (not really, ty)

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:57 (eight years ago) link

one last thing is that amendola also catches almost everything, whereas LaFell has jigglemittens

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link

i would bet on edelman

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2015 05:49 (eight years ago) link

lol, amendola i mean

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2015 05:49 (eight years ago) link

they are essential the same guy, belichick is just cloning slot receivers now

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2015 05:50 (eight years ago) link

ok, at the risk/certainty of going deeper than anyone cares...

amendola will not replace edelman at the patriots' slot receiver because amendola already is the patriots' slot receiver. most likely he will continue to play that role. the outside receivers will be lafell plus either keshawn martin or aaron dobson. belichick and josh mcd apparently like martin a lot, and they don't seem to rate dobson all that high, so martin is prob the first choice if he plays. he is listed as questionable for tonight. if martin plays he'll drop into edelman's z receiver role. if dobson plays he is more of a limited go route type of wr so he will go to x and lafell will switch to z, which is his best spot anyway. so in 2 receiver sets amendola is not necessarily going to be the default 2nd receiver, especially if it is 12 formation with both gronk and chandler on the field too. amendola is not going to be the guy going down the field any more than his in now, and he is still going to be 4th/5th option near the goalline.

so, in conclusion, amendola is going to have a similar role as he has to this point, and already he is getting a lot of the ball so i don't know how much room there is for his numbers to jump, and he is still unlikely to be the guy scoring tds

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 13:59 (eight years ago) link

for fantasy if you have room on your bench martin might be a better speculative pick up

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 14:00 (eight years ago) link

also, lafell was super rusty that first game back but he was really good vs nyg last week

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link

v good point

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link

touchdown!

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link

that is really wonderfully obnoxious

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link

and people say the patriots aren't fun

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link

Mike Reiss ‏@MikeReiss 2m2 minutes ago
Reminder to self: Go back & watch 6 OPI calls against Rob Gronkowski this season to see if different standard if being applied to Gronkowski

mike reiss rage meter shoots up to "mildly disgruntled" - highest recorded level this calendar year

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:25 (eight years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14271010/is-rob-gronkowski-being-unfairly-targeted-referees-nfl

interesting review by matt bowen of the gronk OPI thing from a defensive perspective. his conclusion is interesting, i can see that it must be harder to officiate an uncommon player like gronk. doesn't really address why the approach has suddenly changed so much this season though. at a guess someone on another team was complaining about him contacting defenders and they decided to go zero tolerance and beyond. kind of lame that this is how the nfl works but there's probably no squeakier wheel than belichick when you get down to it.

interesting that the nfl has swapped out the officiating crew for the pats/eagles game, a tacit acknowledgement that NE has been murdered by bad calls the last couple of games.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link

they swapped in the crew that forgot the downs in the cardinals/niners game and has been legendarily bad for years--it was all about pulling that crew off of primetime, the pats just become collateral damage.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

oh. great.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

it's the crew that called faceguarding in an nfl game iirc

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

i guard the face i guard the face

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

major facepalm infraction

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

the comparison of Gronk to Shaq was a pretty good one

i think its pretty clear the Pats got jobbed this week but they've def been on the other end of that many many times so

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

it is so funny just how much belichick hates losing. he has been a total asshole to the media all week. it must be powerfully motivating for the players and coaches, wanting to win to not have to deal with him like that. even down to how he doesn't do the patriots all access film review if they lose.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

i still find this whole thing a hundred times more insane than OJ

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14292439/aaron-hernandez-moved-segregation-shank-found-cell

nomar, Saturday, 5 December 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link


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