here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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it's the crew that called faceguarding in an nfl game iirc

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

i guard the face i guard the face

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

major facepalm infraction

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

the comparison of Gronk to Shaq was a pretty good one

i think its pretty clear the Pats got jobbed this week but they've def been on the other end of that many many times so

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

it is so funny just how much belichick hates losing. he has been a total asshole to the media all week. it must be powerfully motivating for the players and coaches, wanting to win to not have to deal with him like that. even down to how he doesn't do the patriots all access film review if they lose.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

i still find this whole thing a hundred times more insane than OJ

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14292439/aaron-hernandez-moved-segregation-shank-found-cell

nomar, Saturday, 5 December 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

has there ever been any explanation or motive given for any of the shootings he's been convicted or linked to?

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 5 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

some of them were petty beefs and some of them were to cover up the petty beefs

lag∞n, Saturday, 5 December 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

guy appears to be a for real psycho

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 December 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link

hell yea

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2015 06:15 (eight years ago) link

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who earlier this year had a hat with the “Make America Great Again” slogan of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump in his locker, was asked Tuesday morning during his weekly interview on sports radio WEEI if he’s supporting Trump’s candidacy.

“Can I just stay out of this debate?” Brady said, laughing. “Donald is a good friend of mine. I’ve known him for a long time. I support all my friends, that’s what I have to say.

"He’s a great friend of mine. He’s always been so supportive of me for the last 15 years since I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the very first things I did that I thought was really cool that came along with winning the Super Bowl. He’s always invited me to play golf and I’ve always enjoyed his company.

“I support all my friends in everything they do. I think it’s pretty remarkable what he’s achieved in his life, going from business, an incredible businessman, then a TV star, and then getting into politics. That’s three different career paths.”

When told that his remarks could be viewed as him endorsing Trump over other candidates, Brady laughed.

“This is really important to you guys, huh?” he said, not directly answering the question.

nomar, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

was tom friends w aaron hernandez

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 01:08 (eight years ago) link

T/S Trump vs. Hernandez

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link

neither of them take any BS
both of them have killed a few people
it's a tossup

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 07:35 (eight years ago) link

Who'd you rather have as president?

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

i'd vote for belichick as president, mostly for the press conferences but also to see what matthew slater and nate ebner could do against isis.

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

So how's about we let some key players sit out the last two games?

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 20 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Playing for home field tho

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 20 December 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link

Won't matter if there's no one left to play

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 20 December 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

home field is obvs extremely crucial

lag∞n, Monday, 21 December 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link

tho if cinci loses next week and the pats win they cld rest for the final game

lag∞n, Monday, 21 December 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/HankTime85/status/680540677105659905

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 26 December 2015 10:01 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

markers, Sunday, 27 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

i mean, yeah, fuck the pats, but everytime i see gronk take this hit it still blows my mind that he doesn't drop the ball. dude is such a beast.
http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/W_uIlfHUNnXBJAr-XF5Csi9Qlv8%3D/800x0/filters%3Ano_upscale%28%29/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/5855927/gronk4th.0.gif

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

"danny amendola's carport irks neighbors"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link

same

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:28 (eight years ago) link

ppl around here should know what happens to you if you miss patriots practice due to snow and have some sympathy

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:29 (eight years ago) link

wtf is this about chandler jones od'ing???

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 02:45 (eight years ago) link

We'll see how it pans out, he was at practice today

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 02:58 (eight years ago) link

Phil Perry
‏@PhilAPerry
Bill Belichick just walked through the locker room carrying ... a pair of boxing gloves.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

ominous

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

anyone late to practice must get in the ring with Bill

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

latest on chander jones incident now claiming it was a bad reaction to something as opposed to any kind of OD. but it was like 2am in the morning... i am glad the dude is ok but there is no way this doesn't turn into something that the nfl can kick his ass for

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

ODed on deflated footballs, obv

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

Christopher Gasper ‏@cgasper 11m11 minutes ago
I've had this confirmed on Chandler Jones. We're not talking about a drug that was prescribed by a pharmacist or team medical personnel.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

ends with a lol

Christopher Gasper ‏@cgasper 10m10 minutes ago
Source with knowledge of the situation confirms it was synthetic marijuana that caused Chandler Jones' bad reaction and hospitalization.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

o jeez that stuff is so horrible

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

spice is such a bad drug, such a good argument for legalization

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 January 2016 00:42 (eight years ago) link

Is synthetic pot legal or what? I don't even know, also don't know nfl's position on it

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 14 January 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

prob some types have been outlawed some places but it takes a while for state governments to get around to each new one so yeah its basically legal

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/01/14/foxboro/vzHlK9ftbY1uLoZbaCKeEL/story.htmlv

When the officer first saw Jones, he noted that the man was not wearing a shirt.

“This black male subject had a muscular build, he was easily over six feet tall, and he had a noticeably large ‘wing span,’ ” Foscaldo wrote.

Jones approached the police station, Foscaldo wrote, and began to move strangely.

“Without any warning or provocation, this man got down on his knees, he interlocked his fingers, and he placed his hands tightly against the back of his head. For a quick second or two, this man held this position - it was like this man was trying to surrender (he was literally ‘as stiff as a board’/he was both upright and rigid.”

Next, the officer wrote, Jones moved slowly toward the ground: “Honestly, it appeared as if he was actively praying or worshiping.”

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link

get yr shit together, Chandler

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

After observing the marijuana smell, the officer told paramedics, the documents said.

way to end on a high note

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

he had a noticeably large ‘wing span,’

amateur draft analyst

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link

this has to be k2

johnny crunch, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link


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