here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-offers-couple-10k-bang-cruise-ship-article-1.2539223

exactly what you would expect of a gronk cruise tbf

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb1IfLkW8AAC96C.png:small

mea culpa from espn public editor about deflategate coverage and pats coverage in general; cops to being a "rabid jets fan"
http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman/post/_/id/624/on-deflategate-espn-air-balls-on-transparency

But sometimes, paranoia is a fair reaction to seemingly inexplicable actions. And to me, Deflategate is one of those examples because this lack of trust emanates from what has been a mismanaged affair by ESPN.

seem to have been countless "you know, this was kinda bullshit. about those draft picks..." articles recently but no chance of anything being done about it. rest of the league not losing sleep over it i am sure.

wow. Patriots Trade Chandler Jones to Cardinals

sad about jones, it has been a while since they had someone who could really get after the qb and it was fun to watch. i guess i get it tho. not especially excited about chris long but they will get something out of him situationally at least

pats pick up donald brown, hugely unexciting addition, but that's their third 1st round player in 2 days. sending a message to the nfl.

martellus bennett to pats!

this guy w/gronk should be hella entertaining

he used to have the best blog

Martellus Bennett, Cowboys Insider

now shea mcclellin from chicago makes 4 1st rounders. but of course another guy trending towards bust so far in nfl.

i'm pretty excited about marty b playing in new england

also i guess the pats needed someone to watch cartoons with gronk after they traded his best friend to arizona

http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/September-2015/Martellus-Bennett/

did you all see the launch of instagronk

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi2la1DeMG/

it has been a main story on the local news for 2 days running

big news, everyone! I'm dumping my entire wardrobe and investing my life savings in a full line of KiD RiD jumpsuits!

http://www.patriots.com/news/2016/04/13/rob-gronkowski-danny-amendola-model-jumpsuits-drakes-backyard

don't waste time - only 100 made in each colour!!

ODB looks like a hazmat worker from the barbarella universe and danny's tracksuit is the sartorial equivalent of being on the sex offender register. meanwhile gronk is dressed in his regular clothes.

easley released suddenly. hoping he didn't kill anyone.

lol

Roger!!

performance art now.

kinda disappointed by the lack of juicy rageposts here

just when you thought nothing could be more relentlessly tedious than the deflategate proceedings, here comes good ol' slothroprhymes

NFL off to a good start this season

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/arts-entertainment/article/2016/05/01/gronk-party-ship-cruise

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/may/10/tom-brady-cookbook-200-dollars-tb12-nutrition-manual

No coffee. No caffeine. No fungus. No dairy. The kids eat fruit. Tom, not so much.

“You know what's awesome?” he says to Mojo, searching for the right way to express it. “I like wearing no shirt, but you have jeans on the bottom. It's cool but it's not. It feels good. It actually feels awesome.”

Talk turns to the election. And Gronk and Mojo are trying to figure out when it is. Rob thinks it's in the fall. But Mojo wants to know, then, why people are voting the following week. The question seems to trouble Gronk, but he moves on.

http://www.gq.com/story/rob-gronkowski-gq-cover-story

love gronk content

The Buddha talked about something called The Monkey Mind—the chattering, distracted, agitated, perplexed state of us normal, unenlightened people. Gronk seems to have been born without that.

pete carroll could never

http://i.imgur.com/aubxTjI.jpg

otm

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17532827/with-jimmy-garoppolo-replacing-tom-brady-qb-new-england-patriots-change-thing-offense-nfl-2016-week-1

never heard of that guy but i'm really glad someone wrote a piece that confirmed what i saw. even the local writers are claiming they ran different stuff on offense.

matt bowen is great. ex pro safety who used to write a lot for mike lombardi's website, whatever the hell that was called. he's usually behind the espn paywall now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKthXa0j1hp/

Posting here because it's a bit too conspiracy theory-ish for the main NFL thread.

I'm not convinced the Pats came into this game with a strong desire to win. I could easily imagine their main goal is to stay healthy and have the strongest team possible ready for next week.

it's a bit far fetched, and very un-belichick. they have got things together a bit better on defense now they've been able to adjust and on offense nothing can paper over the fact that they're starting an injured rookie at qb.

http://www.nfl.com/belichickletters

i guess going 3-1 without brady means it is hagiography time but this does have some great nuggets: http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/17703210/new-england-patriots-coach-bill-belichick-greatest-enigma-sports

zolak is really drunk on 5th quarter

this is v good on gostkowski

http://insidethepylon.com/nfl/teams-nfl/afc-east/new-england-patriots/2016/10/21/stephen-gostkowski-fixable/

ftr the writer of that kicked in college and knows what he's talking about, good stuff

gonna give this one a rating of: wtf

giving away maybe best player on defense for literally nothing

pretty hard to see how this makes any sense at all, are they trying to free up some salary to fill some other position?

from what i have read so far his contract is up and he wants way too much money and he has been playing below par, possibly related. was taken out a bunch vs buffalo.

classic bb

that's easy to say but this one is particularly egregious when you add it all up. the timing in particular is unbelievable. this is a different planet than letting chandler jones go at the start of off season, or getting a 1st for richard seymour. i guess it is kind of similar to lawyer milloy, altho even then they weren't midseason and 6-1 at the time.

https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/793131744014794753

Pretty much sums up my feelings about these moves

that's easy to say but this one is particularly egregious when you add it all up.

that's kind of what i mean, though. they always seem egregious, some more than others, and this is pretty damn high on that scale. he's probably traded an entire starting defense's worth of all-pro players for 6th and 7th round draft picks or worse at this point. it's like he doesn't want his defensive coordinators to get too comfortable: "good morning, matt. guess what i did today? have a good one!"