I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

this is the moment weve all been dreaming abt CONGRATS SCHEF!

we have the hook, we have the bait, and the boat is en route

i feel like we created adam schefter and he belongs to us

this is like BSG, he doesn't even know he's one of us

adam schefter im 500% positive is aware of us - i mean if hes ever googled himself - we at one point owned the 2nd and 3rd google results lol

higher than his blog - only wikipedia had us beat looooool enormous epic

congrats all, a job well done

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^^^ahahahaha did not know this was on schefterblog. miss u reche caldwell O_O

i am adam shefter and i regret moving to espn

this is a great day, a great great day

^___^

congrats to all involved

well congrats isnt the word but u get it

no, congrats is exactly the right word

finally i will again be able to bask in the sweet glow of adam schefter without purchasing directv

lol @ sweet glow of adam schefter.

i need 2 get my bro who works at espn 2 get sum access 2 the schef

ahahahaha

the adam schefter era at espn has already started:

http://deadspin.com/5230246/seriously-this-has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed-type-in-the-contra-code-on-espncoms-home-page-right--now-update

this is awful, awful news

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ESPN ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF SCHEFTER ...
He officially will start with ESPN in August, after the expiration of his NFL Network deal.  Schefter will appear on SportsCenter, NFL Live, Sunday NFL Countdown, Monday Night Countdown, ESPNEWS, ESPN.com, ESPN Radio, and the various and sundry other ESPN platforms.

DEVELOPING...

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lol

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/2420456125

Writing a book is the male equivalent of giving birth. My new book, Class of Football, just arrived in mail. About to send link...

and here it is!
SCHEFTERBOOK

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why arent you watching the game yo

^_^

i am but i'm also doing other things, j0rdan s brought that to my attention xp

k cool, carry on

so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!

next tell him abt how you stole his identity

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

game, respect

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

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ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

lol

joe ^_^

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

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Football Insider

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him