TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That is a pretty cute dog, I mean he's right about that. I gotta say, this is making me love Roethlisberger, I mean who hasn't been a dateless 23-year-old dork on occasion?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Links to T.O.'s blog plz. Fabrications accepted.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

what are the odds that either one is actually writing these?

anyway, ben is just a kid, albeit one with an enormous head (literally).

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Links to T.O.'s blog plz. Fabrications accepted.

haha gear go make a gridwork blog!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

that dog is just humoring Big Ben, from the looks of it

gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

If Ben Roethlisberger is paying someone to write this, I'd be horrified instead of charmed to no end.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I was really, really tempted to post a link to the you-know-who LJ from ILB claiming it was T.O.'s.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

go to blogspot.com

username: terrell81
password: reidblowz

let's get to it!

gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

from pittsburgers i know, rothlisberger is certainly not "dateless."

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

from ilxors i know, jorel is certainly not "amused."

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

pls, allyzay, don't turn into dave r., that's all i ask.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

What the hell?!?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I just don't understand your "thing" for like pointing out how people's jokes are like sooooooo not reality, as if any of us actually thought that Roethlisberger is sitting around crying into his Smiths records, writin' a blog and playing Final Fantasy??? You gonna give it, you gotta take it back y'know what I mean. Just riffin' on ya.

Also, leave Daver alone, dude's alright I say as if he ain't here and there are far higher sins on that basebally board than anything the three of us could even conspire to commit if we put all our powers together, so come on man, be nice.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

joeks!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

is the nfl bored equivalent to hatin' on the chisox hatin' on the colts?

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I think so :(

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno why, Manning doesn't really seem like a hateable dude to me. D-CAF! D-CAF! D-CAF! Did you see the "your favorites" little mini-interview with him at the game last night? Dude says the song that describes his inner mind is "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins. Why would you hate that guy?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Hugglez.

I don't know if folks are necessariliy hating on the Colts so much as they're hating on Peyton, & hating on the Colts by proxy. Hating on Peyton = hating on a successful superstar, possibly the best player in the game (@ least @ his position) that hasn't proven he can win "the big game" or come through in the clutch WHEN IT MATTERS, with some IS HEY GHEY horseshit on the side. Meaning that hating on Peyton = hating on a likeable A-Rod.

Also, unless I'm cross-eyed & stupid, I've only seen one poster make one post about the Colts being overrated so far, and that was prior to Monday's whupping, after which said poster seemingly acquiesed (albeit w/ a "fnar Colts D is lame against one of the best NFL O" caveat). Unless there's a COLTS SUXXXXXXXXXX faction I'm not hep to, this ILNFL anti-Colt hoohah is overrated.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

If there's any White Sox analog in the NFL this year, it's probably the Giants. (If only Tom Coughlin was Ozzie.)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

tom coughlin is the anti-ozzie!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i would like peyton a lot more if he didn't do all that wild gesticulating and fake audible-izing before running plays. it's just annoying. also there's the story about him harrassing a female trainer at tennessee, which might or might not be true.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think it's necessarily the posters per se that is kind of like "OK wtf do the Colts gotta do here," it's a lot of different things. I mean I was just reading a recap of last nights game on ESPN today and they're all like, "Yeah whatever, no one cares, let's see who wins in the playoffs." Which of course before yesterday it was like, "Haha like they canbeat the Pats." I dunno, it is odd.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, I think that in the national media the Colts were the overwhelming favorite to beat the Pats.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno, I agree with Ally. It always felt like whatever lipservice they gave to Petyon, it was just a way of getting to talk about that delightful young quarterback Tom Brady.

Anyway,I found this buried in the Kids section on Peyton's blog:

Kids Only > Puttin' Up with Peyton
Cooper Manning (older brother)

#2 - "Karate Career Cut Short"

When I was about six years old, I decided to take karate. After about two months, it was time for me to graduate from a white belt to a yellow belt. It was a big day! Two months of work, and the whole class was moving up. This was huge for a six year old!

The big day came, and Peyton and dad were in the crowd. There were fifteen students, and we had to pair off and fight each other. A friend of mine ended up without a partner after everyone paired up. You have to keep in mind that at age four, Peyton was what you may call a "chubby kid." He was over 12 pounds when he was born, and his baby fat hadn't worn away! Then again, Peyton didn't do a whole lot to lose it either! I'm sure he was scarfing down a Moon Pie or something while he was watching the match.

Finally, with a mouth-full of food, he gestures to my dad, "I'll fight him," talking about the kid who didn't have a partner. Of course my dad says ok, and Peyton, wobbles down to the mat in a pair of jeans, cowboy boots, and a country accent - looking and acting like a redneck. For some unknown reason, the karate instructor decided to let this completely random stranger out of the crowd go toe to toe with this six-year-old boy who's been taking karate for two months. Everybody just knew that Peyton didn't have a chance!

Well, the fight started and within six seconds, Peyton grabbed the kid and body-slammed him! No fancy karate moves, just plain body slammed him. The kid immediately started crying because he knew he had just gotten beat by some random kid who didn't know a thing about karate!

That day alone probably ended that kid's karate career. It also ended mineÑknowing I had been doing all this practicing for two months, and my "little" brother could probably still pick me up and body slam me! The best part was that Peyton didn't even think anything of what he had done--he just turned around and walked off the mat! He was just looking forward to getting back to the ice cream sandwich he was sucking down on the sideline!

Spoken like a true older brother...

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Vegemite OTM - check out this recap of the Tuesday morning press on the MNF game.

Of course, Peyton's going to lose to Brady until he gets some rings:

Manning: thee great QB, drafted #1 (aka YOU MUST WIN NOW PRIMADONNA BOY), franchise savior, son of hard-luck NFL great (aka YOU MUST AVENGE ME PEYTON), kinda spazzy, stuck w/ shitty defenses for way too long but gets the blame for the team's one-dimensionality

Brady: 6th round pick, farting around in the background, OH NO PUNCTURED LUNG, lemme win some Superbowls for y'all, aren't I swell?, and so handsome too!, a True Team Player (Nice hair part, Chachi.)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

You wouldn't know that the national media didn't think this was, at least, a totally evenly matched game from the way they were blabbering on ESPN/MNF pregame about it. Even in that segment where they list their five best teams, they ALL said, "My #1 is the Colts...well, probably not after tonight, but we'll see I guess." WTF?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf is that the team hasn't been able to beat them for years and also that they're desperately trying to up the ratings on what was most likely going to be a blowout anyway, so we get "THE GAME OF THE YEAR" on a pair of somewhat mismatched teams with crazy history.
What's the flava, flava? DON'T BELIEVE TH' HYPE

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

they were totally trying to bosox-yankees it

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Like said previously/on other threads, it's not like sports media has like gone batshit for the colts since the game...there's a rather weird amount of grudgingness in their reply to the game...

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Check out my backstage photos at WWE

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

They had a segment about that on RAW this past Monday.

I love seeing pictures of wrestlers with athletes from other sports because you get a better feel for how tall the wrestlers really are.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Zeus enjoying Christmas.

http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/./photos/uncategorized/zeus1_1.jpg

gear (gear), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Favorite Movies: The Natural, Hoosiers
Favorite Author: John Grisham
Favorite Books: The Partner, The Firm
Hobbies: Golfing, Spending time with family & friends, reading
Favorite Music & Entertainer: Kenny

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 9 January 2006 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenny Chesney, rather.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 9 January 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we make Zeus our mascot, officially?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/zeus.jpg

gear (gear), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I have updated the FAQ. http://ilx.wh3rd.net/faq.php?board=49

Let me know if I left anything out, suggestions, etc.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

And on a special note I want to send out a HAPPY 50th to my DAD today Jan 1!!! Happy birthday DAD I love you so much and I thank
you for everything you have ever done for me and everything that you will do..your my hero and if I could be anyone I would want to be just like you ( just not that old) but serious I love you dad happy birthday!!!!

cuet!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Can I just say that thanks to this thread, I crack up every time I see Rofflesburger at gametime? After hearing his BBQ ads ("there is another 'q' that I am passionate about") and reading his somewhat inimitable "can-i-feed-the-rabbits-george" recaps ("Well, I thought it went very well, our new tight end is going to be good he was a little nervous which is to be expected, but he will be very good I do believe"), I can't help but imagine him having to make sure that he's throwing to the right team when he steps onto the field.
"Coach said after we were done, we're gettin' pizza!"
I love that knucklehead!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/photos/ben_roethlisberger/52142922_10.jpg
"and I said hey why don't I say 'you know me as ben roethlisberger, but sometimes I like bbq so much, folks call me ben roethlisbarbeque and that's why I like the new bbq sauce it's goooooooooooooooood" but they said just stick to the script ben and i said ok"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

There is really not another person in the league that is as great as Ben Rofflesberger. If he came to post here, well I'd not believe it was him, but I'd be the happiest person in the world.

What is my favorite type of pie?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

To be certain. You gotta love him.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to say, his Fathead commercial is also the best. "How many walls does your room got? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6?" I mean, what type of houses has he been in? 2??? I mean a triangular room is one thing but 2 walls?? That's just a hallway, son.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the tricky part about Roethlisbertor is the fact that if you listen to him recap CERTAIN plays postgame at the press conferences he sounds like he's about 100x as smart as Manning or Brady or whoever. He's like "wellWhenYouputoutHines Wardontheplayactionthey'reallgonnagotoHines Ward asthegotoguybut wejust droppeditouttheretoMillerand Got the Touchdown"

It's like he's not even afraid to just basically read from the playbook week by week 'cause he knows Spitmaster Cowher is just gonna rewrite the package every Tuesday until the super Bowl.

Also, for Peyton, I think what he needs to do is just do something really out of sorts, he needs to go in front of the whole team and make them watch as he shaves his head, or lets his center shave his head, and they tell everyone he ain't cuttin' that shit again until he gets a ring.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe Peyton just needs to go have a lot fun sometimes and then it'd all be sorted. I mean, who doesn't like fun? Everyone needs to have a lot of fun. Just go out, stop being such a field general, and have a lot of fun. Seriously. I'm sure Eli has a lot of fun. I've seen pictures of Eli having a lot of fun. Peyton's hair isn't really a lot of fun but really it's gotta be his personality that's not a lot of fun when he keeps freaking out like so. Just have a lot of fun, it's a game, you know?

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

TOM, I agree with you, but it would be better if instead of his head, they went for the pubes.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

But then, I say that about most things. Including bar mitzvahs and c-sections.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

They do shave your pubes for c-sections though.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"After I take my bag to my room I head to a production meeting (where we basically talk to the guys that are announcing the game on TV so that they have some inside information to use when they talk during the game). Once I got done with that I went to dinner at Morton's with my agent and his fiance and my two buddy's Brad and Greg. After dinner I had to go to a QB meeting to talk about any last minute plays I like or don't like. After the QB meeting, we have an offensive meeting and then a team meeting. Once the team meeting was over I went up to my room and watched the end of the crazy college game day. I made some phone calls and then went to bed. Today I got up, packed up my bag, took a shower, got dressed and now I'm sitting on the bus headed to the stadium. "

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ Is that SFW?

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

and here i thought someone would post the pic of him and big georghe muresan!

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"You'll never hear me say 'I' anything, but I lost this game," said Roethlisberger, who appeared to be crying into a towel when reporters entered the locker room. "I take it on myself. I let the guys down on offense and defense. It hurts, but we'll learn from it."

http://sports.aol.com/nfl/story/_a/bbdp/late-pick-keeps-colts-playoff-hopes/242442

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Hes right. He did lose them the game.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

who appeared to be crying into a towel
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who appeared to be crying into a towel
who appeared to be crying into a towel
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omar little, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Vd+vyHmTL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

:(

T-PALIN (daria-g), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.49889090.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I still have my DRINK LIKE A ROETHLISBERGER TODAY t-shirt

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lady still looks like hil clinton

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 December 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

IT'S SO GONNA HAPPEN!!

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/fifthbenpicture.jpg

leavethecapital, Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/28544827/

When the Steelers quarterback resumed practicing this week, he realized his helmet didn't fit right. He sustained a concussion Dec. 28 against Cleveland, and spent last week getting over headaches associated with the hit. "I had a little headache after putting the helmet on because it was so tight,'' Roethlisberger said Wednesday. "But we'll deal with it and move on.''

disco is the reason (daria-g), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

how are they even letting him play??!

disco is the reason (daria-g), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

omg he is going to die

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I know!! Leftwich might play better anyway, I am not sure why they might let Roffles get killed out there

disco is the reason (daria-g), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

HIS HEAD HAS SWOLLEN TO TEN TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE AND HE WILL HAVE TO WEAR THIS:

http://www.ladyrattlerathletics.com/dark%20helmet.jpg

furt warner (brownie), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

but, but, but I DISTINCTLY SAW A THUMBS UP?!?!?!?!

more ign'ant than thuggin', surely (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://twitter.com/Peyton_Manning/status/1109273654

Today I got Ravens over Titans and Cardinals over Panthers. Does anyone agree with me or think I've totally lost my mind? 11:53 AM Jan 10th from web

итало электро брейк (daria-g), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

hahah

z-hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

shaun of the ben

ok that doesn't quite make sense does it?

six months pass...

http://www.psamp.com/images/stories/benstache.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

no

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 23 October 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

contentBody

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bennyhot.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 December 2009 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

i rarely remember my dreams, but I woke up this morning with a clear memory of having watched a televised Roethlisberger PSA where he was talking about the dangers of diabetes and he said "There are eighteen people in my family with diabetes. Ten are currently being treated. None live in my house. Won't you help?"

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

dr. ben rofflesberger

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

tbh i can no longer think of ben without picturing this guy

http://i49.tinypic.com/kcil3a.jpg

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"hey uh... i think i'm gonna rape you now"

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yo guys just wanted to pop in and say that ben can rape like 80 girls a day so long as he keeps gettin dem RINGS, SIXBURGH BABY WOOOOOO, i hope he plows pussy all day long, leaving a wake of shattered young females behind him, mere shivering husks, weeping before an unresponsive public as long as it gives him the strength to FIND HEATH MILLER OVER THE MIDDLE FOR A FIRST DOWN and UNDERTHROW IT TO MIKE WALLACE FOR A STILLERS TOUCHDOWN and i don't care if that makes me a bad person

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Profootballtalk.com passes along "rumors" that suspended Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger was recently caught urinating on a Columbus (OH) golf course by a woman who supposedly now intends to press charges.

PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

tbf, dudes take a piss on golf courses all the time.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

tru, but dude gotta keep it in his pants

two years pass...
five years pass...

The Steelers are a steroid controversy and a nightclub shooting away from being the team from Playmakers right now. https://t.co/f5O8cqMo9e

— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 20, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link


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