My opponent is up by 24 and has DeSean Jackson. I have Jordan Reed and R. Kelly and Greg Olsen. Let's win this motherfucker!!
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, December 19, 2016 1:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
DeSean Jackson and Jordan Reed can go straight to fucking hell. Even though it's partly my fault for not starting Jonathan Stewart in place of Jordan Reed's corpse.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 11:38 (seven years ago) link
Ok guys - please help me make my final Superbowl roster decision!
.5 PPR, pick 3 of:
By contrast, here are my QB options:
(RB seems set w/ Shady + Kelley. TE I'm trying to pick up Hunter Henry or if not I'll roll w/ either Gresham or Fiedorowicz if he's back. K = Justin Tucker. DE = KC.)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link
sigh - guy i'm playing in the superbowl has jordy nelson :/
― Mordy, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
gl man
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link
if golden tate scores 8.96 points or less tomorrow night then i win
― Mordy, Monday, 26 December 2016 05:03 (seven years ago) link
I WON MY SUPERBOWL BY .16 POINTS!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link
hope there's no 3 yard correction or anything
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link
tell me about it!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link
Aw man, I came in second :/ I was pretty lucky to make the big game in the first place tho, so I guess I'll take my silver medal money.
― why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link
i don't think we do silver medal money but we do highest point total money (which i also won :D :D :D)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link
it looks like i'm not going to get screwed by stat corrections so let me officially share my first FF Superbowl appearance AND victory with you all and the improbably close game that won it
http://imgur.com/COHGQ0E.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 30 December 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
oh wow congrats. what a margin of victory that is.
― frogbs, Friday, 30 December 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
that's fine work
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 30 December 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link
btw I have played fantasy for over 10 years and never once won more than a single playoff game. you'd think I'd luck into a finals completely by accident just once, but no. I really suck.
― frogbs, Friday, 30 December 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
I last won a league the year that LT2 had like 28 TDs. he was so good I lost like once all year.
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 December 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link
49ers expected to fire Chip Kelly and GM Trent Baalke, sources say
― Mordy, Sunday, 1 January 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link
Heya all. So my league has two open spots I'm looking to fill. It's a .5 PPR ($20 buy in). We have some good/strong players. League is mostly Philly/NJ based, but we draft online so that doesn't have to stop you! Draft date looks like Labor Day @ 7PM EST. If you're interested lemmi know and I'll ilxmail you the invite link.
― Mordy, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link
maaaaaaaaan i better not. but tempting!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 13 August 2017 23:01 (seven years ago) link
Let me know if you change your mind :)
― Mordy, Sunday, 13 August 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link
how about frogbs? surely you're game?
― Mordy, Monday, 14 August 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link
just need 2 more teams... surely some intrepid ilxor is game?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
bump cause i still need 2 teams and the draft is rapidly approaching...
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link
Yahoo rated my (#12 pick) .5 PPR draft as 10th out of 12 but I think they're wrong:
QB: Tyrod Taylor (whatever I'll stream this)WR: AJ Green, Demaryius Thomas, DeVante Parker, Sammy Watkins, Jordan MatthewsRB: Melvin Gordon, Ty Montgomery, Frank Gore, Terrance West, Matt ForteTE: Hunter Henry, OJ Howard
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:36 (seven years ago) link
imo you need montgomery to be great not good and you need the miami offense to go thru parker, which it might, and for him to get more tds.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:10 (seven years ago) link
i like both of them esp montgomery in a PPR league
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link
I was late to my draft party and the auto-draft basically kicked in if you weren't signed in, and having last pick in a reversal-draft meant it auto-drafted Ajayi and Gordon for me back to back :/
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link
not that I dislike the Ajayi pick but idk if I'd have gone RB-RB
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
I miss the days of like 2005 where basically whoever drafted LT2 was p much in the finals (esp cos it was usually me)
i won last season so i drafted from the 12 spot this year and went for a high risk high upside strategy
2019 Fantasy Draft
Cam NewtonJulio JonesBrandon CooksTodd GurleyChris CarsonDavid NjokuDuke Johnson JrJake ElliotCleveland DEF
Josh GordonMarvin Jones JrLarry FitzgeraldJustice HillDante PettisAdrian Peterson
actually very happy with this. feel like it's one of my better drafts. tons of injury risk but i have a new philosophy about football which is that no one is safe everyone is an injury concern it's an extraordinarily dangerous sport so don't worry about it.
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 August 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link
I think the thing that has soured me on fantasy football...this year, though I'm usually very active in the league, the draft happened on a day I was busy, so my team was auto-drafted, I soured on football cos I'm a Dolphins fan, and I was overseas, meaning I was often sleeping when the games were on. plus I couldn't remember my password to get into the application (we've been a league for 5 years) and never remembered to reset it.
I've never set a lineup all year. I never even looked at who is on my team. I don't know who my players are.
I'm 9-5 and playoff bound apparently.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 03:36 (four years ago) link
Maybe try a more competitive league? (Unless you're playing for money... definitely stay in this league if it's for money.)
I was down 40 points on Monday but still had Ertz and Wentz left. After four quarters they had basically done nothing. One of my most satisfying wins ever
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 13 December 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
that fucking Aaron Jones TD run on Monday night cost me $250.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
as someone who has come so close so many times and lost on little things so many times, i feel your pain
however i won my league on a stat correction this year so i guess what goes around comes around???
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link
Nice! Actually, Freddie Kitchens is probably the one who owes me money for wasting OBJ
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link
lol which stat correction?
― symsymsym, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
i think it was a danielle hunter tackel, we have idp, it's exhausting
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Saturday, 4 January 2020 05:47 (four years ago) link
i really wanted to name my team "pacheco cadaver" but there's zero chance any of my league mates would get it
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 18 September 2023 04:21 (one year ago) link
i settled for "freek-a-leek-eler" instead