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lots of dudes have put up big numbers with brady throwing to them outdoors

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:29 (seven years ago) link

based on all i have read we're not talking about like lance moore or robert meachem--he can play the slot, run different routes, and make plays after the catch

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link

feel like the pats have never picked up any sort of big deal receiver before its either via draft or cast offs

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

the cooks and gilmore transactions are both really unusual ones for the pats

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link

wonder if belichick feels like the market has shifted

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link

maybe. seems like he isn't into this draft class very much.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link

it makes me uncomfortable. i'd feel so much better if they'd just convinced amendola to cut his salary to league minimum and went into the season with justin coleman and prince amukamara on a 1 yr 7m deal as starting cbs

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link

one thing i heard on the radio that was an interesting point was that when the falcons focused on taking away edelman in the super bowl the pats didn't really have anyone who could make plays after the catch. they figured out how to get the ball to mitchell and hogan outside but both those guys are sort of catch and fall down types. i think a lot of the cooks move has to be about getting in front of an edelman decline.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link

well this is interesting. seems relevant...
https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/brandin-cooks

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Awesome

Moodles, Monday, 3 April 2017 01:13 (seven years ago) link

whatcha gonna do when gronkamania runs wild on YOU

comey did deflategate (daria-g), Monday, 3 April 2017 01:32 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

half of pats squad skip white house visit
hot 1st take: "half of pats squad in stinging trump snub"
ppl: hey, maybe these guys aren't as bad as we thought
actual story: "half of pats squad skip white house because they already went year before last"
ppl: oh, they're actually worse

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link

looked like the entire secondary was missing. wonder why brady ditched out at the last minute. gisele just happened to tweet the same morning that everyone should go to the climate march on april 29..

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/20/us/patriots-alan-branch-white-house-don-lemon-cnntv/

thank u alan branch

comey did deflategate (daria-g), Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:54 (seven years ago) link

respect to a. branch, seems like a quality dude.

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 April 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link

the hernandez stuff just gets stranger and stranger

k3vin k., Monday, 24 April 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link

i never thought i'd see an NFL player/murderer have a stranger story than O.J.'s

nomar, Monday, 24 April 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link

what happened

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link

well here's one thing (person quoted is his fiancee's laywyer)

“This family doesn’t know if he had a gay lover in the prison. Or didn’t have a gay lover in the prison,” Leontire said during the sidebar conversation. “Allegedly one of the notes is to a gay lover. They have a right to know that.”

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 04:30 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

How Reche Caldwell went from the @Patriots to prison: https://t.co/AuZ6GvDYgN pic.twitter.com/SUtJ3T3nqe

— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) May 10, 2017

O_O

comey did deflategate (daria-g), Thursday, 11 May 2017 02:24 (seven years ago) link

i don't want to make light of someone going to prison but goddamn reche is making it hard

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 May 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link

Swarmed by SWAT members, on his way to the ground, a still exasperated Caldwell yelled, "Damn, man, you blasted the door with a tank? Why didn't ya just knock? I woulda let y'all in."

"Good lord that boy was a bad criminal," says his mom, "and thank Jesus for that."

comey did deflategate (daria-g), Thursday, 11 May 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

for most of this story he acts and sounds like bighead from silicon valley if he were trying to be a criminal

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 May 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVhgX8oD2e4/

comey did deflategate (daria-g), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link

that's...more of danny amendola than i ever wanted to see

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Watched the first 5 games of the 2007 season, decided to make a thread of Brady's 50 TDs & just keep adding to it eventually.

— '06 Chad Jackson (@fearthe_beard11) July 14, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

click for videos/gifs. those tds to moss in 2x/3x coverage...just outrageous.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:41 (seven years ago) link

had no idea bout this gettleman stuff, seems like players hated him

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000820283/article/expanthers-stars-revel-in-dave-gettlemans-dismissal

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 July 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

rong thred

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 July 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

literally not one legit reason for gronk to be on the field for a single preseason snap

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 20 August 2017 00:19 (seven years ago) link

true patrito promotion

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIFJGl6XgAI3d8v.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link

i guess on the bright side this is prob among the more benign/constructive uses of defense budget money

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link

lil prediction for yall: pats are going to be good this year. remember where you saw it first

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 August 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link

what is the britishes for 'yall'

mookieproof, Friday, 25 August 2017 23:49 (seven years ago) link

you lot

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 August 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link

pats r gonna be good this year you lot

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

oi you lot, pats are going to be shit hot this year

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

tell you what, i fancy a bit of gridiron

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

thats what i meant

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

#Patriots WR Julian Edelman has suffered what is believed to be a torn ACL, per sources. MRI tomorrow to confirm.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) August 26, 2017

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

bummer for jules. maybe if he had wanted it more his knee would've stayed intact.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Wow, short season, RIP Pats.

Moodles, Saturday, 26 August 2017 04:45 (seven years ago) link

as much as edelman is one of the guys you'd least want to lose, the pats have literally never been this deep at skill positions. this offense is still going to be a wrecking ball.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 26 August 2017 11:31 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure the Pats will pull out some new diminutive WR out of some lab deep below Gillette Stadium to be the Welkerbot V.4 or TroyBrownbot V.2.

earlnash, Sunday, 27 August 2017 01:17 (seven years ago) link

it's finally 'Dola's time to shine!

Moodles, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link

whos that undrafted rookie they got hes the new julian welker

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 August 2017 05:26 (seven years ago) link

danny gets promoted from hardly playing at all to splitting wr3 with mitchell. whether he gets significant playing time probably depends on how early in the season gronk gets injured, and whether dwayne allen is any good. before the injury tho there was a small chance he didn't make the roster at all, which is sad fpr a dude who takes a pay cut every year to stay on the team. it's funny to think back to those couple seasons when he was the entire rams offense.

the undrafted rookie wr everyone is excited about this time is austin carr, who i guess now is actually a roster shot despite seeming inevitably destined for the practice squad like the exciting camp rookie wrs usually are. he does not seem to be in the julian welker mould, sadly

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 27 August 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link

too tall

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 August 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link

if ur a gm and belichick calls u up trying to trade for yr small white 3rd option slot receiver do u get super nervous or

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 August 2017 18:27 (seven years ago) link


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