here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

Awesome

whatcha gonna do when gronkamania runs wild on YOU

half of pats squad skip white house visit
hot 1st take: "half of pats squad in stinging trump snub"
ppl: hey, maybe these guys aren't as bad as we thought
actual story: "half of pats squad skip white house because they already went year before last"
ppl: oh, they're actually worse

looked like the entire secondary was missing. wonder why brady ditched out at the last minute. gisele just happened to tweet the same morning that everyone should go to the climate march on april 29..

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/20/us/patriots-alan-branch-white-house-don-lemon-cnntv/

thank u alan branch

respect to a. branch, seems like a quality dude.

the hernandez stuff just gets stranger and stranger

i never thought i'd see an NFL player/murderer have a stranger story than O.J.'s

what happened

well here's one thing (person quoted is his fiancee's laywyer)

“This family doesn’t know if he had a gay lover in the prison. Or didn’t have a gay lover in the prison,” Leontire said during the sidebar conversation. “Allegedly one of the notes is to a gay lover. They have a right to know that.”

How Reche Caldwell went from the @Patriots to prison: https://t.co/AuZ6GvDYgN pic.twitter.com/SUtJ3T3nqe

— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) May 10, 2017

O_O

i don't want to make light of someone going to prison but goddamn reche is making it hard

Swarmed by SWAT members, on his way to the ground, a still exasperated Caldwell yelled, "Damn, man, you blasted the door with a tank? Why didn't ya just knock? I woulda let y'all in."

"Good lord that boy was a bad criminal," says his mom, "and thank Jesus for that."

for most of this story he acts and sounds like bighead from silicon valley if he were trying to be a criminal

http://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2017/06/12/6876c798-5ced-4d8f-8cbc-aec36a2eede3/thumbnail/770x433/48180f146f6f545f9b7c1137d7903d61/belichick-bling-super-bowl-ring-06-13-17.png

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVhgX8oD2e4/

that's...more of danny amendola than i ever wanted to see

Watched the first 5 games of the 2007 season, decided to make a thread of Brady's 50 TDs & just keep adding to it eventually.

— '06 Chad Jackson (@fearthe_beard11) July 14, 2017

click for videos/gifs. those tds to moss in 2x/3x coverage...just outrageous.

had no idea bout this gettleman stuff, seems like players hated him

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000820283/article/expanthers-stars-revel-in-dave-gettlemans-dismissal

rong thred

literally not one legit reason for gronk to be on the field for a single preseason snap

true patrito promotion

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIFJGl6XgAI3d8v.jpg:small

i guess on the bright side this is prob among the more benign/constructive uses of defense budget money

lil prediction for yall: pats are going to be good this year. remember where you saw it first

what is the britishes for 'yall'

you lot

pats r gonna be good this year you lot

oi you lot, pats are going to be shit hot this year

tell you what, i fancy a bit of gridiron

thats what i meant

#Patriots WR Julian Edelman has suffered what is believed to be a torn ACL, per sources. MRI tomorrow to confirm.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) August 26, 2017

bummer for jules. maybe if he had wanted it more his knee would've stayed intact.

Wow, short season, RIP Pats.

as much as edelman is one of the guys you'd least want to lose, the pats have literally never been this deep at skill positions. this offense is still going to be a wrecking ball.

I'm sure the Pats will pull out some new diminutive WR out of some lab deep below Gillette Stadium to be the Welkerbot V.4 or TroyBrownbot V.2.

it's finally 'Dola's time to shine!

whos that undrafted rookie they got hes the new julian welker

danny gets promoted from hardly playing at all to splitting wr3 with mitchell. whether he gets significant playing time probably depends on how early in the season gronk gets injured, and whether dwayne allen is any good. before the injury tho there was a small chance he didn't make the roster at all, which is sad fpr a dude who takes a pay cut every year to stay on the team. it's funny to think back to those couple seasons when he was the entire rams offense.

the undrafted rookie wr everyone is excited about this time is austin carr, who i guess now is actually a roster shot despite seeming inevitably destined for the practice squad like the exciting camp rookie wrs usually are. he does not seem to be in the julian welker mould, sadly

too tall

if ur a gm and belichick calls u up trying to trade for yr small white 3rd option slot receiver do u get super nervous or

have any of you guys gone to foxboro for a game? i'm trying to do this & don't know when is the best time to buy a ticket off stubhub. should I wait and hope a less expensive single ticket pops up in the week before the game?

i've gone but i had a sweet hookup through an ilxor. just looked at prices for the second game and.......damn.

i wouldn't be optimistic about getting anything all that much cheaper.

yeah thats a tough ticket id say if you see a price u like just take it

obv the patriots are an entirely different franchise since when gillette was built but it does suck that it is in the bottom half of stadiums by capacity. if they could rustle up another 20000 seats maybe ppl could afford to see a game. or maybe that would just soak up the season ticket waiting list...

i don't know what the resale prices are, altho i can imagine, but i would say it is 100% worth going at least one time for the experience

otm, it is awesome

Only Pats game I've been to was at Sullivan Stadium, Bledsoe vs Marino, the year they went to the super bowl.

resale is like $275 for the cheapest seats rn. ugh. i hate expensive tickets. i've never paid that much to see anything (closest was like $175 but it was kendrick lamar one-off show at the kennedy center so). but i'll probably do it

sullivan was such a pit! lol the pats were the worst, how times change

that shit didnt even have seats just cold ass metal benches