here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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they looked soft against the run again and as often in recent years were bamboozled by a mobile qb

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 September 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

The players kneeling sparked a strong reaction from former Patriots offensive tackle Matt Light who was part of the franchise's first three Super Bowl championships.

"As a guy that's been there and helped set up the Patriot Way so they can walk in there and do what they do, it's beyond disheartening," Light told the Boston Herald. "It's the first time I've ever been ashamed to be a Patriot. And I promise you I'm not the only one."

Matt Light fought and died for you ungrateful jerks

nomar, Monday, 25 September 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link

damien woody not impressed by light's insistence that it wouldn't have happened during his time

Child please! I would like to see u tell another grown man what he could or couldn’t do! U can disagree but you had no authority over anyone

— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) September 25, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 September 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link

FU Matt Light

Moodles, Monday, 25 September 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

matt light more like matt dim

lag∞n, Monday, 25 September 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link

reading bill's tepid statement i am 100% sure he asked the pr ppl to figure out the absolute bare minimum he could say in support of the players

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link

Statement from #Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick: pic.twitter.com/WguC8xakkz

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 25, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm imagining the PR firm taking his first draft of "Soon you will understand the power of the Dark Side *insert Force Choke*" and saying, "Well this is a nice start, Mr. Belichick; why don't you let us workshop this a bit for you?"

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link

lol patritos r bad

lag∞n, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:13 (seven years ago) link

i figure unless brady gets killed they'll still win 11/12 games, but not sure what they'll look like going into the playoffs. it'll be interesting to see how they progress. even tho they do have a stack of good contributors on offense, the loss of edelman actually meant they had to completely change how they play on the fly. the difference between brady holding the ball for 2 seconds and 4 seconds is huge and that quick throw isn't reliably there anymore. the offense will continue to be good tho - last night was a TNF aberration. and based on last night it looks like they're also going to change how they play defense because of the secondary problems. i think they will figure that out because the personnel is there. unfortunately they look real soft up the gut and that is definitely a personnel issue, with branch way down on last year and linebackers that look replacement level except for hightower. the pass rush also desperately needs wise to look like he did wk 1-2 and not like last night.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link

the patritos seem, bad

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 October 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link

they r good actually

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 October 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link

theyre bad

lag∞n, Monday, 16 October 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link

Who is really good? Even the good teams are really flawed right now.

earlnash, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:36 (seven years ago) link

parity more like parody

https://i.imgur.com/dp1X7c7.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:38 (seven years ago) link

it's amazing how dynamic the nfl is week to week this season. teams are really all over the place. it feels like there's no way of predicting what'll happen over the next say month, but in terms of getting to and thru the playoffs, there are teams that organizationally know how to be good after thanksgiving and teams that don't, or we don't know yet, or who aren't even looking that far ahead. things will settle down come december.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

idg how the steelers can win in kansas city and baltimore and get beaten by chicago and blown out at home by jax

i suppose the answer is that roffles sux now

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

steelers seem to be in a similar position to the pats in that the pieces appear to be there but they are a ways from quite coming together yet. roethlisberger has looked p off but if it is just a slump and he pulls out of it, pburgh may actually hit the playoffs looking really good. being a breaker up on kcc could wind up being a big deal too.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link

everyone else in their division is bad, which helps

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link

fyi my kid receives a book every month from PJ Library, which is part of a non-profit organization and sends out children's books with themes based around Judaism. This month's book?

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0509/3401/products/FlyingHighBookFront.jpg?v=1507748955

In 2016 Edelman became one of three Patriots (along with Malcolm Mitchell and Martellus Bennett) to publish a children's book. Edelman's book, Flying High, is about a squirrel named Jules who learns to overcome his physical limitations through hard work and the assistance of a goat named Tom.[71]

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 04:20 (seven years ago) link

you need to burn that in front of him

mookieproof, Friday, 20 October 2017 04:27 (seven years ago) link

Not only do the ladies love the moves, so does coach.https://t.co/oYNgsO9pSF

— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) October 21, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Saturday, 21 October 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link

Do you have any players that aren’t assholes

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 October 2017 19:09 (seven years ago) link

thanks for stopping by

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 21 October 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link

pats r good, only in the fog

lag∞n, Monday, 23 October 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link

rip new england pats

According to a league source, Donta Hightower has a torn pectoral muscle and is out for the year. Big loss for the Patriots

— Ben Volin (@BenVolin) October 26, 2017

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 October 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link

Ugh

Moodles, Thursday, 26 October 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

if the patriots offense can raise its play to the level of the defense they could make a real run at a championship

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 October 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

i will only believe in this patriots team if they acquire megatron

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 October 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link

texans generously getting beaten on the same play action deep balls over and over to keep this interesting

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 October 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link

jimmy g to SF for what will presumably be pick #33 or 34. timing is weird for what is a pretty fair deal, would've thought they might have been able to squeeze a bit more out a desperate team. pats a lil short behind brady now...

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:48 (seven years ago) link

hopefully will draft someone a little better than ras-i dowling

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:53 (seven years ago) link

wonder if they might be looking to move that pick for a linebacker or someone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 01:00 (seven years ago) link

yeah the timing would make sense if they are gathering resources for some other moves. but also wouldn't be surprised if they didn't bring anyone in, bb often does the opposite of what you'd expect

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 01:05 (seven years ago) link

why does SF make this deal?

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:04 (seven years ago) link

i support this fever dream

I’m totally 100 million billion katrillion percent all-in on getting Kaepernick as the Pats backup QB.

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) October 31, 2017

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:06 (seven years ago) link

SF desperately needs a QB. realistic options were, in likely order of attractiveness: cousins in the summer, jimmy g now, brissett (??) in the summer, the bad looking 2018 qb class. cousins is going to be a bidding war and will get way overpaid. he's more of a sure thing but jimmy has a higher ceiling for sure and starts next season with 10 months w/ kyle shan under his belt.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link

ok ty. was not aware of weak draft class

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link

qb controversy

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:37 (seven years ago) link

Lynch says, “ok if Garoppolo is off-limits would you trade us Brady?” Belichick to paraphrase (replied) “hold on, did you REALLY just ask me if I would trade Tom Brady?” Lynch persisted and an amused Belichick kept asking “did you really just ask that?”

would like to believe any of this was true

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link

wentz!!

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Wentz is must watch at this point

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:33 (seven years ago) link

whoops wrong thread

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link

Ilnfl needs to just do one reg season thread imo

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link

ive tried to tell them but theyre addicted to their weekly thread titling lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:16 (seven years ago) link

Shame

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

ILH will take over, next week we can make a second half thread

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link

if anyone objects we will explain that basketball actually is better and we're here to help

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link

who is "them"?? last time i brought it up ppl were adamant that we keep the weekly threads. mind you, the same ppl prob don't even post on nfl threads any more so...

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Lmao Kev otm

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link


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