here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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and the breakup rumors are true because brady sniffed out the plan and outmaneuvered bill which is the greatest insult imaginable

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

bill simmons had an interesting pod with francesca about this...bill sort of falls somewhere in the middle. his thing is he finds it hard to believe that belichick would ever take that order from kraft, or that kraft would actually issue it

k3vin k., Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

thank you for listening to bill simmons so i don't have to :)

just saw a tv ad for "12 Strong" & every time an action movie comes out around the playoffs i'm like, is this the annual mark wahlberg us vs everybody movie for the pats team outing

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

hard to believe that belichick would ever take that order from kraft, or that kraft would actually issue it

easy for me to believe that belichick would be made to understand what kraft wanted without literally being told. an order delivered with plausible deniability for all. deniable not only to the outside world, but even to themselves.

fact checking cuz, Sunday, 7 January 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

idk why its hard to imagine kraft saying brady is retiring a patriot and thats that he does own the team

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link

yeah i believe it's much more likely kraft said "brady is a retiring a patriot" than "trade jimmy" even if the end result is the same.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

i support brady retiring a pat and also he shd do it within the next year or two prob

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

although as long as hes playing good.....

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

it wld be pretty incredible from a decline of american football perspective if he got caught juicing after all this

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

If youre good they let you do it

Hunt3r, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:35 (six years ago) link

feels like there's no incentive for anyone to really looking into juicing in football but if they did brady would be a good place to start

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

man hes just using muscle elongation

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:38 (six years ago) link

tbqh considering the strain football puts on the body itd make sense to allow some juicing for recovery purposes

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link

def

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

supervised juicing

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

we can call it "sprucing" just to eliminate bad connotations

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

i have no idea what i'm watching

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 January 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link

i have no idea what i'm watching

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 January 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2018/01/sean_harrington_patriots_engin_1.html

this is ultimately thin on substance but p interesting nonetheless, about the software engineer in NE's personnel dept and automating player and charting data collection

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 January 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTGvz5hXcAE4eGM.jpg

these sleeves man. this guy is just an incredible troll. amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

sexi man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTRJN80WAAAKk50.jpg

excerpt from PFF's new 'qb annual'. would love to see the rest of this and i like PFF a lot but i have a cherished internet policy of parasitism and i try to never pay for any content

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 January 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link

thinking abt it, i support 2 patreons, pay a sub for a gdamn rss reader, and contributed to the last ilx drive so i am actually among online's foremost philanthropists but i am still not paying for a sports website.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

i paid for a year of greg bedard's site, more because i want to see that model succeed than because i'm dying for content.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 January 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

lol wtf if that scaling

sort of feel like if you’re going to come up with a QB metric you better make sure brady was #1 in at least a few seasons in his 20s and 30s before you unveil it

k3vin k., Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

PFF isn't the definitive word but I like it a lot alongside other stats. in a sport that understands its own data so poorly i think a measure based on grading play-by-play performance is super valuable, even with caveats. football has to be the hardest sport to separate what we notice is happening from the full picture of what is actually happening

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

Congrats to Tom Brady on being picked as Patriots Player of the Week, what an incredible journey

Keak da Sneaky Dianne (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 14 January 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

non-td call on the field was appalling

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 14 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link

rong

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 14 January 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

Are you arguing with yourself?

Moodles, Sunday, 14 January 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

lol i meant rong thread, i reposted on the playoffs thread

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 14 January 2018 21:48 (six years ago) link

Matt Patricia talking through the key plays in the Patriots Super Bowl win over Atlanta. pic.twitter.com/eLDiNVYj5Z

— James Light (@JamesALight) January 18, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 January 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link

whenever I see that dude I keep thinking Ebro in the Morning got a coaching job

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 18 January 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link

great play 4 sure

lag∞n, Monday, 22 January 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link

underthrown tbphwu

trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Monday, 22 January 2018 04:35 (six years ago) link

Your own piece of the celebration!

RT to enter to win AFC Championship confetti from the @GilletteStadium turf.

Rules: https://t.co/Uuiuiwg6cW pic.twitter.com/OYaLYVo5lv

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) January 22, 2018

x-post with shit that looks like an onion article?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 January 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

An AFC Championship gif. pic.twitter.com/5yhSBBQ8Go

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) January 23, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/tomvstime/

this has some kind of interesting glimpses if you can bear to watch it

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 January 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

it was way better than i thought it would be

call all destroyer, Friday, 26 January 2018 03:23 (six years ago) link

my favorite part was him sulking after kc, i'm surprised they put that in

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 January 2018 03:44 (six years ago) link

respect to gisele in that segment, she was otm

call all destroyer, Friday, 26 January 2018 04:05 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUgkXy9V4AASQQi.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:13 (six years ago) link

“We used to always mess with Hernandez when we were on the field and say, ‘Hey man I heard they found the body,'” Scott said. “And we thought it was a joke because we knew something had happened in Florida. So the whole running joke was hey I heard they found the body. Like we all knew he was a bad guy, there had been stories floating around this guy for years.”

https://nesn.com/2018/01/bart-scott-reveals-chilling-taunt-nfl-players-said-to-aaron-hernandez/

earlnash, Saturday, 27 January 2018 06:44 (six years ago) link

lol bold

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 January 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

wow dont f w lil brady

Tom Brady cuts his weekly interview short on WEEI, saying he was disappointed to hear of news that host Alex Reimer made a disparaging remark about his daughter when discussing the "Tom vs. Time" documentary. Brady said he is evaluating if he wants to be on the show again.

— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) January 29, 2018

An inside source at WEEI has confirmed that Alex Reimer has been fired for inappropriate comments about Tom Brady's daughter.

— Rob Harrington (@bharrington5585) January 29, 2018

On WEEI’s “Kirk & Callahan,” on Monday, Brady called out the station for comments made the preceding Thursday by host Alex Reimer about Brady’s daughter, Vivian, and her appearance in the documentary, “Tom vs. Time.” On air, Reimer referred to her as an “annoying little pissant.”

lag∞n, Monday, 29 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

whatever else you think about the comment itself it was a powerful career move by this guy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 January 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

i wonder if he knew as soon as the words left his mouth

lag∞n, Monday, 29 January 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

btw been meaning to say "the patriots shd go back to those ridiculous elvis shoulder uniforms"

lag∞n, Monday, 29 January 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

agreed. the 90s were a real boom time for pats uniforms.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 January 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link


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