here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

it’s OK folks I don’t like peanuts, everybody’s got a thing they can’t do BUT I TRIED

maybe Brady’s on to something just focus down on whole grain organic kaleoili sandwiches and only think about football and read nothing but playbooks and you, too, can dominate everyone except Eli and Nick Foles

& frogbs otm but I mean that in a RESPECT way not like yeah, see

Stunner: Patriots’ OC Josh McDaniels has decided NOT to accept Colts’ HC job and will remain with New England, sources told ESPN.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 7, 2018

FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

eagerly awaiting stunner #2, in which the 49ers announce a long-term deal with jimmy g and then he changes his mind and re-signs w/the patriots and, on the side, becomes a commercial spokesman for tb12.

Do you really want to be the guy to follow Belichick?

lol yeah belichick and brady leaving the building on the same day is gonna be the fn apocalypse

tho... what if beli moved to a front office role

the real worst case scenario

imagine being HC and having that guy back seat driving

tbh i am 99% certain when belichick quits he'll climb aboard the recently rechristened 'still vii rings' and disappear

you're probably losing Gronk that day too

gronk currently acting like he might never play another down

hey guys i wasn't really feeling like stopping by for a while though I'm more upset about the malcolm butler situation than the SB! what the hell.

i see the gronk drama is still going on too.

always think in the offseason this is the year i'm done with nfl but tbh i'm probably going to continue stressing over the pats & also jump on the niners bandwagon for my nfc team

thought you were a washington fan?

#Patriots WR Kenny Britt was informed that his option was picked up, source said. He’s back for 2018 and they’re looking for big things out of him.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 6, 2018

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady said the team's loss in Super Bowl LII provided a springboard to teach his children a valuable lesson.

As part of a preview clip from the final episode of the "Tom vs. Time" docuseries released to ABC's "Good Morning America," Brady said, "That was the first time that I'd seen my kids really react in that way."

"You know, Benny was crying, Vivi was crying and they were sad for me and sad for the Patriots," he said. "But I just said to them, 'Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don't always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn't go the way we want.'"

inevitable bummer: dola's going. miami of all places. 2 yrs, 12m, 8.25 guaranteed

and malcolm butler to tennessee. happy he's finally getting his money tbh.

thought you were a washington fan?

i am and i'll prob go to a couple of their games next season but they are just going to keep mismanaging players and going 7-9 for the next 10 years imo. i need a fun team

dion lewis also going to tenn. they're piling up some decent players

ny football giants making nate solder the highest paid tackle in football. not great for the pats, possibly worse for the giants?

4y, 62m, 35m guar

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZ5RKrIWkAAhjR8.jpg

trying to figure out where the angle is on this story that suddenly popped up about how brady might retire. the guy is obsessed and talks at tedious length and frequency about how he wants to play forever, and will clearly play until he breaks or isn't wanted any more. so entirely unconvincing but the story has come up for some reason. makes me one degree more receptive to all of the conspiracy theory level stuff about tb/bb/rk weirdness. probably all leads back to guerrero, fuck that dude.

well he's probably getting slapped with another 4-game suspension for threatening Stormy Daniels so you have to wonder if its worth it at this point

lol. i think brady turning out to actually be the stormy daniels guy is what this ailing nation needs right now.

Brady comes off like a total weirdo in the few articles I have read about him and his fitness guru buddy.

I could deal with the Pats continue to win if Brady were to retire. I'd love to see some air taken out of those tires.

edelman four-game suspension, performance enhancing substances

equivalent to deflating a ball agree

team should forfeit a first round pick tho

straw poll: will a PED revelation prove to be the final nail in the coffin of brady's legacy? edelman is a big tb12 system acolyte, this def feels like a step closer to the big man.

shocking news

Is this related to his injury and recovery?

no specifics yet but makes sense

the final nail in the coffin of brady's legacy

have there been other nails? actual legacy-damaging nails?

Besides the fact that his hands are too small to throw a fully inflated football?

i am p sure a majority of average sports fans (erroneously) think brady is a confirmed Cheater

Bingo

also he wore uggs

did he not Cheat on his pregnant girlfriend

theyre sayin gronks on the move goddamn

the trade rumours were debunked no more than half an hour after they started. i've never seen such a quick turnaround. probably means he is definitely not going anywhere, may mean he is definitely going somewhere.

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2018/8/9/17670364/new-england-patriots-2008-season-tom-brady-injury-matt-cassel-bill-belichick

shame this isn't more substantial but what there is is good

📹 CLASSIC Bill Belichick halftime interview with @STEVEBURTONWBZ #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/GCvGDtLc1o

— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) August 10, 2018

he's ready

Let's gooooooooo!

GRONK SPIKE

do.. do we have a pass rush?? what is this

Patterson is nice

Sorry Gronk, that wasn't a catch. Houston screwed up by not challenging.

Terrible coaching by Houston