jon gruden doin it like it's 2010, doug martin and jordy nelson!
Warren Sharp@SharpFootballOut of 40 RBs with 200+ carries the last 2 years, Doug Martin ranked:• 40th in success rate (38%)• 40th in YPC (2.9)• 40th in % of runs gain <= 3 yds (65%)• 40th in % of runs gain 5+ yds (25%)
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
3 inches and a cloud of dust
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:32 (six years ago) link
22 QBs are making at least 5M in 2018Derek Carr's career ranks among this group:Yards per attempt - 22ndCompletion rate - 18thWin % - 20thYards per start - 15thTD % - T10th...Fewest sacks taken per start - 1st— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) June 11, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 June 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
daer veg -- where do you and your \m/ raiders fans stand on the team these days?
because as a neutral observer, fuck 'em
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link
1 - how is that different than any other year though2 - it’s my team! wtf am i supposed to do, become a niners fan? i am mostly dismayed by them but i am not at the point where i am turning my back on them yet. plus i have a group of tailgating friends in the same boat & we all sort of know that we at least like each other if the team sux almost all the time
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:22 (six years ago) link
but i get defensive bcz ppl act like it’s nbd to switch teams or stop watching football BUT IT IS FOR ME :(
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:25 (six years ago) link
i dunno. i have an awkward relationship with the steelers -- the league is evil and their hall-of-fame QB is at best an asshole, but they were an ENORMOUS part of my childhood and my links to home. but if they were leaving for vegas i would never ever forgive them, let alone tailgate to the very end
your perspective is almost certainly better
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:47 (six years ago) link
while they are still here i am going to try to make the best of itidk what it will be like when they go. i dont like thinking about it :(
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
<3
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link
:)
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:15 (six years ago) link
wtf am i supposed to do, become a niners fan?
no one would blame u rooting for dreamy garrops
― Mordy, Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link
bleuch
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:32 (six years ago) link
i work with a guy who played on the 84 champ team, very nice man
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link
he loooves al davis, said he was a cool and real with the players
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link
wow that’s awesome! yeah a lot of the old guys love Al, he was very loyal to his old players, often long after their careers were over with. (idk if it dropped off in later years or it was only certain guys/teams he took a shine to but there are lots of stories of him helping guys out)
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
yeah like he said one of his first days there after coming over from another team al davis saddled up to him at training camp and started asking what he thought of the system they were running and so forth, which he said on his old team wldve been unthinkable even from a coach much less an owner
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 11 August 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
that’s coolwhat’s yr coworker’s name, out of curiosity?
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link
Jim Plunkett!
― burzum buddies (brownie), Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link
lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link
i have the superbowl rings
https://i.imgur.com/7cKLaTW.png
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link
congrats champ
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link
thanks, feels good
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
i can see the nearest is dallas. presumably one of the others is the raiders since we are here. the other?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think its two dallas one raiders
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
nice, who's your hook up? someone good?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
look upthread a lil bit
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
oh sweet. i thought it was going to be assistant groundskeeper or something
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
holy !!!!the closest i have been to a superbowl ring was sitting next to Cliff Branch. The size of a small bird’s egg, i remember thinking. impressive af
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link
well, this was a timely thread revive
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
more superbowl rings soon!
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 1 September 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
lol ok raiders not v smart imo
― Mordy, Saturday, 1 September 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link
😫😫😫😫😫😫wtf
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link
its cool grudens only got a 10 year contract
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link
SO DUMB OMGSorry VG
― brimstead, Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link
No way— Derek Carr (@derekcarrqb) September 1, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
Our #MNF crew with a gem here: @Raiders RB Marshawn Lynch's high school photo. #LARvsOAK pic.twitter.com/Msu5zY3Osl— bill hofheimer (@bhofheimer_espn) September 11, 2018
― ¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:56 (six years ago) link
shocked that a 32-yo man looks different from how he looked in high school
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:59 (six years ago) link
lynch does not need to hear anything from a fuckin dork nicknamed “Boog”
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link
beastmode should just walk up & drag them out of the booth
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link
along with the entire rams defense
― ¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link
*walks into ocean*
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 05:24 (six years ago) link
brutal
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 05:42 (six years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/I9H4-u5bLC8/maxresdefault.jpg
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 06:19 (six years ago) link
"LOL @ RAIDERS"
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 November 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link
now more than ever
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 November 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link
don't worry Raiders fans only 9.5 years left on Gruden's contract
― frogbs, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link
three first-round picks and a ton of cap room is pretty nice, tbh, but i don't trust chuckie to use them well
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link
I'll cheer you up by posting a bunch of great faux_gruden tweets
I’ll tell ya what, I feel for the Cowboys. Missing a game-tying field goal at the end of the game is like driving to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. You made it there but you’re not getting anything, man. I’m hungry— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 21, 2018
Could’ve sworn we had more points than that, man https://t.co/5z5AK3duRq— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 8, 2018
Wow. The Browns finally winning a football game is like the ice cream machine working at McDonald’s. It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does it’s a special treat, man. Get me a McFlurry— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 21, 2018
Accidentally walked in the ESPN booth before the game, man. For a second I forgot I coach now. It was like accidentally driving to your ex’s house with your girlfriend in the car. Wild— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 11, 2018
The Browns tied. Wow. That’s like winning one dollar on a one dollar scratch-off lottery ticket. You didn’t win, but you still have your dollar, man. It’s a step in the right direction— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 10, 2018
― frogbs, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link
One Raiders veteran to another, on his way out of the locker room past three reporters, including myself: “I gotta get the f*** outta here.”— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) November 12, 2018
― omar little, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
was it Gruden
― frogbs, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link