TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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They must've made him a PBJ that day.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

"Ben! BEN! You KNOW you're not allowed to use the knife! No, I don't CARE if it's a butter knife. You put that down this instant! Well if you're hungry, Coach and I will make you a sandwich. You go play in the yard, now. Skedaddle!"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I bet he likes Jif. Crunchy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Peyton probably uses Peter Pan.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Do they even still make Peter Pan peanut butter???! I would put Peyton as a Skippy Honey Nut smooth kind of guy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Eli eats crunchy just to piss off the 'rents and make them have to buy two kinds of peanut butter.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Plummer chews up peanuts and spreads the resulting paste between two pieces of bread, etc. I can do this all day!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Bret Favre has peanut butter on his hairy knuckles because he refuses to throw out the jar, even after its nutty contents have long been depleted.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Shaun Alexander eats Nutella.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

WAIT WAIT INTERRUPTION

HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Shocking!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Isn't this the only reason why women watch football?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Oh why don't you come say that to my face.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Fine. Middle-aged womens...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I am practically middle-aged. I take offense!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I don't even want to know what middle-aged women who watch Ben Rothelisburger do with their peanut butter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rott_mandyn.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Zeus to thread.

xpost!

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

See, I wasn't going to name names...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

That isn't Zeus. Too sad, too old.

Rottweiler Porn!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_ruth.jpg

― Dan (PUPPY PORN EW) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_zaczek.jpg

sooooooooooooo cute

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

http://store1.yimg.com/I/glamourdogstore_1882_2504269

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.glamourdog.com/blfodogco.html

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

shaun alexander's dog:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/image-archive/simon.sharp.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/editorial/Peyton%20Manning%20Eli%20Manning%20Archie%20Manning%20nfl%20football-500.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

goddamnit I can't find a picture of him on GIS in the home uniform.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/01/16/1105918283_2282.jpg

xpost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm not even sure which of those pictures I'm laughing at now.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

eli is soooo the brat of that family

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nfl.com/images/2002/eli_manning_052302.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

(i'll stop soon promise)

http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-07-04_J_17.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thebluehen.com/14/00043678.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Yes, that IS Baby Spice!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

The eyes there explain the last half of the Gints season.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

I feel bad for Cooper, the oldest brother. He must feel like Frank Sinatra Jr.

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

roffles is at the hockey game tonight, sitting in the owner's box with mario lemieux...didn't see zeus, tho

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Or Zeppo.

x-post

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:00 (twenty years ago)

More interesting without the xpost!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6285/youngben2nb.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

woah ben looks like eli there!!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

u just jealous

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

That's cute

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 26 January 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Ben's close to acquiring a ring and Kristy's close to acquiring that third chin.
Advantage: Steelers.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

Also: CREEEEEEPY to think of someone blowing up your seventh grade dance photo and writing "THANKS FOR THE DANCE" on it and holding it up in public.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

His outfit really isn't of the same level of formality as hers, I note.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

It's NOT creepy

xpost

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 27 January 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

jimmy THANKS FOR THE DANCE, but it's still creepy
ps call me

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

TS:

That sign

vs.

Everyone
Slurps
Parcells
'Nob

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Or any of the CBS, NBC, ESPN, OLN, Food Network acronym variants.

cf.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v19/benji/kygirls.png

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

And now, a glimpse into the private life of Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger: Saying, "I have no personal life," he admitted that it's now so difficult to go out in public it's easier to meet women on the Internet than in person. And the worst part about being at the Super Bowl? Leaving his Rottweiler, Zeus, at home. "If I could have my dog here it would be perfect, but Coach Cowher wouldn't let me bring him," he said.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

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