the nathan peterman 2018 regular season nfl thread

Frank Gore moves into 4th place on the all-time rushing list...

Emmitt Smith - 18,355
Walter Payton - 16,726
Barry Sanders - 15,269
Frank Gore - 14,112
Curtis Martin - 14,101

talk of the town

Dear BFF... #Part1 pic.twitter.com/JSryXGqzFx

— Marquette King (@MarquetteKing) September 17, 2018

looks like the seahawks will go 0-2 after meeting jordan peterson

lmao

love how espn keeps going to the khalil mack miked up and the audio is basically "GRRRRAAAAUGHGHGHGHGHGH" (tackle) "GGRRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH" (sack)

yall heard mahomes speak yet? he's got that evan turner syndrome.

help I've been laughing at this for 3 minutes straight

https://i.imgur.com/FpIHrou.jpg

Gruden: “it’s hard to find a great pass rusher.” ... He really needs to start punting all pass rush questions

— Vic Tafur (@VicTafur) September 19, 2018

i don't really have anything against chuckie but i find myself hoping he fails miserably

have any coaches succeeded after long layoffs? joe gibbs' second stint with the hatcats was a success by recent hatcat standards, but nothing like his first run. marty schottenheimer was okay after a three-year break

parcells did pretty well after various breaks

no one would be batting an eye at dude right now had he not shipped out Mack. Will go down as one of the worst moves in nfl history.

Calling the Gruden Hotline right now to complain about unleashing this dude on the NFC North

nah i think we're batting a couple eyes

Asked about the use of analytics, Jon Gruden said he’s not focused on “the GPSes” and all that. “I’m trying to bring the game back to 1998.” #Raiders

— Kimberley A. Martin (@ByKimberleyA) February 28, 2018

i mean sure it goes away (for now) if they win a few games, but none of this bodes well for the longest coaching contract in nfl history

guys he’s killing me

maybe this is the break you need to become a niners fan

(sorry)

watch it

ALERTALERT mayfield has his helmet on and tyrod is holding his back (and playing terribly)

get this team out of the NFL

ALERT tyrod is in the medical tent!

The Jets? Agree

Xpost

ALERT BAKER IS ON THE FIELD ALERT

reinstate this team into the NFL

MVP of the 1st half pic.twitter.com/B9CZyBYe7i

— Sports Nation Ohio (@SN_Ohio) September 21, 2018

Welp

congrats my man

damned if baker doesn't have a little drew brees in him

can't believe i missed such a landmark game. wtg browns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhjprz1TNjI

love marty (pittsburgh kid, of course) but i can't say that the gleam has fired me up

In Miami and ready. VG hope we can b friendz

http://i64.tinypic.com/312ten8.jpg

The Bills absolutely have a shot at finishing this game with all 53 players.

— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) September 23, 2018

seriously tho, this is some wild shit

Minn better figure something out during the half bc this is humiliating

All these ads touting Thursday football btwn two title contenders Vikings and rams and meanwhile

Also thought garrops was supposed to be good

man ridley is having a game

Clay Matthews literally not allowed to touch the QB

fffuuuuu

neanderthal our friendship hangs in the balance

Aw :(

Saints Falcs game is so good

I almost passed out due to heat exhaustion at the Fins game

Jimmy G likely torn acl fmlllllllllll

neanderthal i decided we are still friends - my beef is with my team >:(

nooooo jimmy g

i feel terrible about this.

Aw fuck that news :(

Belichick is a legend hahaha. pic.twitter.com/o3iG9ST3MH

— uSTADIUM (@uSTADIUM) September 23, 2018

can't wait for an entire week of "is the Patriot dynasty over?" before they inevitably finish 13-3

They need to get some of their key players back, but they look pretty weak right now.

just when you thought the "roughing the passer" debacle couldn't get any worse

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24782945/william-hayes-miami-dolphins-tears-acl-trying-avoid-sack-flag