the nathan peterman 2018 regular season nfl thread

sorry 3-2

bills?

the bills are worse than miami, they're a contender. that vikings result is not going to become any more explicable as the season wears on. raiders look like the other genuinely bad team in the afc. arizona vs niners might be a playoff for the #1 pick. the giants are probably a notch up from them but maybe not, it would be great if they're truly as bad as they have seemed at times.

the niners have been brutally unlucky with injuries of course, those other teams all somehow planned to be like this

bills maybe have a future at qb tho no?

not on the evidence so far

raiders seem pretty hopeless to me

didn't realize that they also have no place to play next year

def the raiders

It's like Gruden can't help himself. When asked about how to get more TOs: "It starts with pressuring the quarterback, we’ve got to get more pressure on the quarterback. We’ve got to force him to make some bad decisions."

— Ann Killion (@annkillion) October 8, 2018

gofundme: gruden shock collar for every time he talks about anything remotely related to pass rush

Lol@nfl for giving the Saints a 15yd penalty for celebrating when Brees broke the All-Time Passing record on a 62yd td pass on MNF in the dome.

that was def the worst alex smith game i've ever witnessed

Feels important that the cathats get stomped on indigenous peoples day.

lmao at that 15 yard penalty, that is the most on-brand thing I've ever seen

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this is a p interesting view after 5 games. expected points added - top half is best defenses, right half is best offenses.

Brock Osweiler starts. Miami up 7-0 thanks to a comical textbook piledrive penalty

Howard fumbles at the 1.

I refuse to be happy til we have a 4w point lead

*42

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Albert Wilson is god

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That Fins game was the most insane thing I ever saw

every time redzone went to a miami possession it was the bears blowing a play up or wilson doing something sweet

derek carr: 23/31, 142 yds (4.6 avg)

BENGALS BEING BENGALS...

The breaking point is here. Damn. #Raiders pic.twitter.com/bAAkwygaVE

— Damon Bruce (@DamonBruce) October 14, 2018

y'all

look at derek carr's day vs seattle pic.twitter.com/zqXM5Mp562

— Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) October 14, 2018

making eli look like a gunslinger

Raiders situation is sad

holy shit this game

def love football again

for a second i wondered why the patriots were so chill on that final drive. i rarely feel like they know as much as they want you to think they do, but they 100% knew they had what they wanted on that drive.

whatever the matchup or defense was, they knew they had that 1:1 with gronk whenever they needed it

seemed like nbc crew spent like 2/3 of the broadcast talking up patrick mahomes & now i turn on espn and they're talking about... patrick mahomes

he was impressive but... they lost the game?

Better than hearing about Brady the whole time like usual

This nfl season has been rad

new england sports fans are THE WORST

Peep the fans tossing beer in Tyreek Hill's face 🙄 (via @ChaseHughesNBCS) pic.twitter.com/NolaJqAUbN

— Overtime (@overtime) October 15, 2018

they should be talking about why the patriots were walking to the line on the wrong side of the 50 with less than two minutes to go and still easily got in field goal range

Chiefs D is so bad

it's been pointed out before, but the chiefs combo of ridiculous offense and nearly-as-ridiculously bad defense makes them the most telegenic team in nfl history.

Or the 2000 Rams

they should be talking about why the patriots were walking to the line on the wrong side of the 50 with less than two minutes to go and still easily got in field goal range

Belichick is one of the few coaches in the league who actually plays these situations correctly

Figured the Chiefs should've just let Gronk score after he got to the 9 or whatever but I don't think anyone makes that decision in real time

gronk has also been in the same situation before and went down to avoid scoring, iirc

wouldn't work against a smart defender who knows there's no such thing as "backwards progress"

i mean, if the chiefs just blatantly decide not to tackle in that situation, gronk could just stand still before running out of bounds with a few seconds left.

that's why you carry him into the endzone

wentz is 23/27 for 2tds through 3q

wow you've gotta be kidding me

that is a tough loss for the iggles

why is r+ds+ins QB running out of bounds there

dallols

and let's not forget to also pour one out for bloltimore

chieves