Miami Dolphins Thread of Despair

So, only 90 yards to go. NP.

I mean...I'm the nicest guy in the world when it comes to Miami coaches. I defended Wannstedt.

But NOTHING I've seen this year tells me Cam is ready to be a coach. He has the worst time management skills of any coach (blows timeouts due to not feeding in playcalls among other things)...and....I...just....

a tie isn't so bad. only 21 more minutes.

wow wow I just got home and ate and turned this on
wow wtf

i actually really like terico, korny & jaws as a broadcasting team..too bad MNF gets such a shitty scheduling of games

this game seems like that legendary mich-osu game where the teams were punting every 1st down in hopes the other team would eff up

The MNF announcers are laughing at us.

Please dear God I swear I will burn all of my Deicide cds if Miami can force a fumble and run it all the way back for the game winning TD. I'll even go on tour with dc talk

Who is/are Deicide? Like ICP?

BJO, you unbanned from ILM? You need to be.

Dammit, Pittsburgh.

if we lose this I'm gonna be on suicide watch.

not just cuz we lost. but cuz they coulda saved me 3 hours by losing 42-0

I'd kind of like to see overtime now, just for the wtf-ness of it.

Oh, don't worry: We are going to lose this game.

WE Dolphins fans must have been child murderers in another life.

No. It's just payback for the perfect season. Sadly, the Patriots are riding a karma wave because of all their horrible teams in the 70s/80s.

How sad.

god...fucking...dammit.

God, just for that, I'm joining the Church of Satan

Ginn = miracle man?

so do the '76 buccaneers get together and pop champagne in the event that the dolphins eventually win?

Um, no.

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They made a joke earlier about the 76 Bucs tapping a keg.

Don't worry: There's still 2 seconds left.

3-0? That's a soccer score.

Sadly, the Patriots are riding a karma wave because of all their horrible teams in the 70s/80s.

you guys never should've stopped playing at the orange bowl. pats went more than 20 years without a win there.

hey, how did willie parker do?

it wasn't a banner night for anyone.

do you realize that the last time we won was almost exactly a year ago?

WTF on those last two plays?

Amaturish.

fuck, parker gave the other team 8 points, i lost by one.

THANKS FOR THAT NEGATIVE ONE POINT YOU GAVE ME DESHAUN FOSTER.

that's twice this year i've had a player give me negative points, i had to start jason campbell on derek anderson's bye week and i wound up in a tie. fuck.

so when I trek down to Dolphin Stadium with my best friend and his wife next week.....never in a million years did I think we'd be winless going on this trip.

lolll

Cameron sounds terrible in his post-game conference.

completely meaningless game. beck looked really good again considering circumstances. it would have been nice to win, but we aren't going winless. we will beat the jets or the ravens.

I love how he was trying to rationalize not attempting the FG the second time---when Feely had better turf to kick from!!---and, instead, going for it on 4th and 11. MORANS!

Worst game of all time?

Beck didn't do bad at all. considering he ran out of running backs and had very bad footing, I was pretty impressed.

Cam is going to have shit smeared over his front door tomorrow morning.

We can beat the Jets. Can't see us beating the Ravens.

I love how he was trying to rationalize not attempting the FG the second time---when Feely had better turf to kick from!!---and, instead, going for it on 4th and 11. MORANS!

-- Johnny Fever, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this was beyond retarded. if anything they should ahve just pooched it. the ball was stopping dead where it landed, it would have been a cinch to get it inside the 7. no way pitt was going 90 yards.

Worst game of all time?

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought it was a pretty fun game to watch. since the field was fucked it added a pretty fun little element to the game. a 13-9 titans/raiders game in perfect conditions is much more worse game ever than this.

I have to think if we still had Trent we'd maybe be 2-9, or 3-8.

or hell, Ronnie. by week 17 we're going to have Ki-Jana Carter at running back

i'm really serious about the dolphins beating the ravens. remember i'm saying this. the ravens are really, really awful. this year, they've beat the jets by 7, the cards by 3, san fran by 2 and st. louis before they were healthy by 19. we really could win the game (it's at home btw).

yeah if ronnie was around we'd have won a game by now.

Technically Miami's offense has yet to score a TD with John Beck. Last week was with Ginn on a return!

also about the Ravens, I don't see why we can't beat them--I'm with j0rdan on this one.

Offffff. I dunno..If we don't beat the Jets next week, look out below.

i mean you can't really count the pitt game in there. we had 4 plays from the 1 against the iggles, so i guess we've "scored" w/o scoring. if cameron had just called a run play up the middle or something on 4th and 1 from the goalline we wouldn't be having this discussion.

oh I'm in no way blaming Beck. if anything I think Cameron's babying him too...and being stupid. which he's apparently good at.

at buffalo isn't totally out of the question, i guess.

i think cam's done a decent job with him, in terms of like, letting him throw on third downs and stuff and not running draws and screens on 3rd & 9 or what have you. cam makes like 2 or 3 really boneheaded decisions a game, but i'm willing to give two years, tbh. he inhereted a truly awful team, took his guys, and he's playing them. he deserves time, not to mention firing him after 2 years really isn't gonna do much unless you're hiring andy reid or bill cowher or something.

well are those rumors still out there about him being a candidate for a college job?

i guess but i can't imagine many college fanbases would feel good about getting a coach with a career 0-11 record, so i can't imagine that he'll be hired.

yea but it's the NFL...success in the two are often exclusive. he was winless when they first approached him too :)

no i know but you get what i'm saying.

"hey look we know the guy won exactly no games in the nfl but he's really gonna be good at this college thing, we swear!" etc.